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I would drop one right infront of me then crouch down really close to it and put my face next to it and see what happens

I must admit, when I was younger I was completely terrified of zombies. Now, i'm obsessed with them. I'm curious to how many people know about zombies and whether they can survive it if it happens. So fill in this list.

Weapon:
Transportation:
Shelter:
Number of people with you:
Melee weapon:
Armor:
Other:

Mine

Weapon: AK-47
Transportation: Bike
Shelter: Build one far away from civilization
Number of people with me: 4
Melee Weapon: Crowbar
Armor: Chainmail or that anti shark armor

I hate ALL dogs. They are loud, they smell, they're obnoxious. Cats on the other hand, they clean themselves all the time, they don't fucking bark, and they do awesome shit. Cats rule.

There are many people who use the Internet. Many of those people are annoying as hell and shouldn't even USE it. But there is a certain group of people on the Internet that I hate... the ppl who tlk lyke dis. I pissses me off so bad. What kind of people piss you off on the internet? (I'm sure one person is gonna say "people who make threads like this)

At 11/26/09 12:30 AM, NeverHundred wrote: So when do we get to the, "...so than they lived happily ever after" part of the story?

The story hasn't ended yet. More than likely there won't be a happy ending. It's gonna be like the end of a goosebumps episode.

At 11/25/09 10:45 PM, GiantDouche wrote: DEAR DIARY

TODAY I WAS GOING TO SUICIDE BUT A GIRL GAVE ME A SIP OF KOOL AID SO I DIDN'T.

P.S. I'M A STUPID AND PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG WHO MAKES TOO MUCH OF THINGS.

I just laughed out loud at that. ---> Lol

I've got a step mom who is the worst person you could ever meet. She has ruined 2 lives already and she doesn't have any remorse. Because of her, my brother won't be getting a college education, my mom lives in a campground because of her and my sister (10 years old) is completely terrified of her and cries everytime she comes visit us. We've told out dad that we hate her but he is so fucking retarded and won't leave her ass. He has caught her cheating on him TWICE, and he still takes her back. She's left her kids with her ex husband while she goes and gets drunk every night and has sex with her new boyfriend. Everyone fucking hates her except my dad. What should I do to get revenge? I'm leaving out alot of details but if I go into more, i'm sure I will run out of room. Just picture her as a fat, ugly gold digging whore. (By the way, she doesn't even live with us... go figure)

Zombies are pretty slow. Because they are dead their balance is thrown completely off which makes them move at a pretty slow pace. They are also difficult to kill since the only thing controlling them is the brain so shooting their bodies 200 times doesn't do anything. Gotta kill their brain.

Jonathon Coulton has awesome songs that tell stories. You should check out some songs on Youtube.

Here are some I recommend.

1. Re: Your Brains
2. Code Monkey
3. Creepy Doll
4. Skullcrusher Mountain

Should the apocalypse happen in 2012, what would you want it to be? Mine is a zombie apocalypse. Who doesn't wanna stay inside a house and shoot zombies from it?

This thread is pretty straight forward.. What are your pet peeves?

Remember, pet peeves are things that personally bug YOU. Try not
to say anything that annoys everyone in general.

At 8/11/09 03:58 AM, eyeothestorm wrote:

At 8/11/09 03:42 AM, Emomudkip wrote: 1: Whats a butterfly knife?
2: I thought curfew only happened in movies and games nowadays

OP is a tard and doesn't know the name of what he purchased. I'm pretty sure it is called a balisong.

I know what it's called dumbass, I just call it a butterfly knife.

At 8/11/09 03:42 AM, Emomudkip wrote: 1: Whats a butterfly knife?
2: I thought curfew only happened in movies and games nowadays

Its a knife with 2 foldable handles and you can do tricks with it. Go youtube "butterfly knife tricks"

I came down to visit my mom for 3 weeks for summer vacation after living 1 year in Chicago without seeing any of my old friends. So, last night I got a message from Myspace from my friends saying we should hang out. So they came over and we hung out and had fun and I showed them some tricks with my butterfly knife and we decided to go to there house. I forgot to mention we were past curfew. Like 1:30 AM.
So anyway, I bring my butterfly knife on accident and, it was a bad idea cuz their illegal for some reason, my friend told me that he would take it just incase we got pulled over. I said "The chances of us being pulled over and frisked is 0" Well ironically we DO get stopped by the cops and they only frisk me xD. Luckily I gave the knife to my friend so I was safe there. So he tells me to get in the cruiser since I don't live in town. So Im in the cruiser just saying over and over that im screwed.
When the cop gets in he makes a deal with me. he says "I won't give you a curfew ticket and I won't wake your mom up if you never go out past curfew again" So I gave him my word and he dropped me off and nothing else was down. I love that cop.

Sonic the Hedgehog in my opinion was a good game because of the storyline. I think Robotnik... I MEAN Eggman looked badass. I didn't really notice it being buggy and the gameplay wasn't too bad.

I can say in confidence that almost everyone loved the 2D Sonic games and some people still do. But unfortunately people keep making Sonic games that don't even make sense. I mean there are games where Sonic becomes a werewolf, a game where he gets trapped in a story book, and one where he fights a knight or some crap. And the bad thing is that there are more and they will continue to make more. The only passable game that came out recently is Sonic the Hedgehog, the one that came out not too long ago. As hard as it hurts to say, I think they should stop making Sonic games so he can keep the last shred of dignity he has.

Damn, it would belong over there wouldn't it? I'll repost there.

I can say in confidence that almost everyone loved the 2D Sonic games and some people still do. But unfortunately people keep making Sonic games that don't even make sense. I mean there are games where Sonic becomes a werewolf, a game where he gets trapped in a story book, and one where he fights a knight or some crap. And the bad thing is that there are more and they will continue to make more. The only passable game that came out recently is Sonic the Hedgehog, the one that came out not too long ago. As hard as it hurts to say, I think they should stop making Sonic games so he can keep the last shred of dignity he has.

You know what else is used to often? The word "the" EVERYONE says it and its starting to lose meaning. And dont get me started on the letter "e" Jesus...

Thank you for clearing that up. Everything makes sense now lol

I have a question. Without a dumbass response or anything. will someone be kind enough to tell me what OP means?

I can make my pupils shake like crazy. Its cool lol

Adult Swim has some really stupid shows playing nowadays. An example is squid billies... What the hell? I wanna see if people agree with me on these retarded shows. Metalocalypse isn't even a show.. its devil worship lol.

I'm gonna have to go with jealousy, it just sucks lol