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At 1/20/13 11:56 AM, Travis wrote: It's bad because you literally swipe your finger and that's how you win...

There's also cash grabbing DLC at every corner.

It's just not worth the money.

Also, research games before you buy them...

It's my fault for being a fanboy. I'm telling you right now, I'm definitely not anymore.

At 1/19/13 02:16 PM, Chemich wrote:

Cell phone game
$5
Expecting it not to be shit.

Well sir it's been about a few seconds, but I do believe I've found the problem.

Hey, I've played many games under 5 dollars that were pretty awesome.

Dungeon Raid, Gem Craft and a shitton of KairoSoft games.

This literally makes me despressed, since they were my favourite series :/

I was browsing through the app store and I saw a new Final Fantasy spin-off.

It was 4.99 and it looked god awful, but, being a long time fan boy, I decided to buy it anyways.

This is what I think of it.

I am a fanboy no longer.

At 1/10/13 12:35 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Lucky.

Looks like you slammed into my dick.

That movie was fucking awful, somehow did even worse than Bruce Almighty.

Kinda stupid that the first movie was aimed more at adults and the second more at kids.

People like you are the reason Sona put down her harp.

When my douche of a neighbour pushed me into the deep end of the pool when I was 2 years old.

Adult supervision.

I think your computer is very unhappy, and we need to euthanize it.

I'm not waiting another 20 minutes to irritate the shit out of you :)

For you lookie-loos, here is the link :)

At 12/30/12 12:58 AM, Entice wrote:

At 12/30/12 12:54 AM, andrewthething wrote: If you don't want to listen to me bitch, you can always, I dunno, stop reading?

That argument doesn't apply to you?

Get the fuck out of my BBS

You don't own the BBS, it is a community. Don't be so arrogant to think that you own it. If you don't like me so much, get me banned, although, I haven't really done anything wrong. You however on the otherhand have by using politically incorrect statements such as "retard"

Is that what the kids call acting like a retard?

The evidence is right there

At 12/30/12 12:50 AM, Entice wrote:

At 12/30/12 12:48 AM, andrewthething wrote: Because this is the internet and this is what people do on it.

I don't care if you're communicating me via the internet or with a fucking carrier pigeon I don't want to listen to you bitch.

If you don't want to listen to me bitch, you can always, I dunno, stop reading? You're making it far too easy to troll you anyways

At 12/30/12 12:46 AM, Entice wrote:

At 12/30/12 12:43 AM, andrewthething wrote: I wasn't going to waste a shitton of time looking for one, one page of Google was my limit

Then why the fuck are you complaining about it?

Because this is the internet and this is what people do on it.

So shut the fuck up.

Yes sir I'm sorry sir

You should be, you're lucky I'm not giving you a harsh spanking

At 12/30/12 12:40 AM, Entice wrote:

At 12/30/12 12:38 AM, andrewthething wrote: I tried to find a homosexual-specific one, but I failed

You obviously didn't look very hard.

I wasn't going to waste a shitton of time looking for one, one page of Google was my limit

So shut the fuck up.

I tried to find a homosexual-specific one, but I failed

:: I feel dead on the inside now

At 11/27/12 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 11/27/12 11:17 PM, andrewthething wrote:

At 11/27/12 11:09 PM, Scintillating wrote: Did you try grabbing her cock?

Eww, no, that would be bestiality

And?

Bestiality is only socially acceptable by the rich

At 11/27/12 11:09 PM, Scintillating wrote:

At 11/27/12 11:03 PM, andrewthething wrote: GUYS! I'M BEING SERIOUS! It's just standing there, out of the box, out the front of my house, people are starting to stare, I'm thinking about putting it down since it seems to be brain dead.

I cry evytym.

Did you try grabbing her cock?

Eww, no, that would be bestiality

GUYS! I'M BEING SERIOUS! It's just standing there, out of the box, out the front of my house, people are starting to stare, I'm thinking about putting it down since it seems to be brain dead.

I cry evytym.

At 11/27/12 08:48 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 11/27/12 08:46 PM, andrewthething wrote: Sometimes, when I'm laying in bed with the door unlocked, my dad comes in and his octopus touches me inappropriately until I jizz sand all over London.

hawt

What can I do to find the answer of 2 + 2?

i'll tell you when i'm done masturbating

Can you send me a photo of the results plz?

She came in a box today, it was just waiting for me when I came home (I felt bad though, because it looked like they didn't care enough to give the box airholes.) I let it out of the box today and it stood with a vacant expression on it's face. I was feeling hungry, so I asked it to make me a sandwich. It just stood there. I gave it a few more simple commands that every animal of its species knows such as "clean the house" or "do my laundry." But no, it failed.

Did I get a dud one? Should I ask for my money back or should I just try to train her myself, any help youse all give would be greatly appreciated :)

Sometimes, when I'm laying in bed with the door unlocked, my dad comes in and his octopus touches me inappropriately until I jizz sand all over London.

What can I do to find the answer of 2 + 2?

At 11/26/12 06:26 AM, YenMuffin wrote:
You're right. None of us can handle your dick because it's so small.

Meh, not my fault you're a 6 year old virgin

At 11/26/12 05:21 AM, xxxcreep wrote: Did you just get a Wacom? I have one but I lost the pen for it and it cost between 40$-60$ to replace...

I got it real cheap from uni (ahh, the privileges of going to a Games Design College), I'm pretty terrible at art, but it sure makes it a hell of alot easier to practice, since I can erase all the mistakes I want without a smudge

At 11/26/12 05:12 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/26/12 05:07 AM, TheColourAwsome wrote: Op's gigantic cock, of course.

that ni$$a ain't got a big dick

Bitch, you can't handle my dick

You're all fucking jealous.

At 11/26/12 12:23 AM, mothballs wrote:

At 11/26/12 12:19 AM, andrewthething wrote: I meant more people aren't murdering each other everyday like in America.

Depends where you live in America. It's impossible to generalize it since every part of this country is almost completely different. Also keep in mind that the population here is a lot higher so there's bound to be a lot more things happening.

There's like a murder three times a year here, you'll know because whenever there is, they'll be a huge media storm about it.

At 11/26/12 12:15 AM, mothballs wrote:

At 11/26/12 12:07 AM, andrewthething wrote: But, at least it's one of the "safest" countries, it's got that going at least? XD

Don't you all have snakes and crocodiles roaming around in your backyards?

I meant more people aren't murdering each other everyday like in America.

We do have a high road toll though, especially here in WA. We're the people are senseless idiots.

At 11/26/12 12:09 AM, xxxcreep wrote:
I don't live in Australia so I wouldn't know.
But its how they made it seem on TV. They made it seems like Australia is infested with Dingos, Taipan snakes,
Red Back spiders, Brown snakes, and Crocodiles.

I can tell you right now, that is a load of bull. I live near the bush, and I see a snake not even once a year. And they're pretty harmless so long as you don't get up in their grill. You can usually stomp your feet and it scares the crap out of them. There's lots of lizards here though, but they're pretty cute and they're the size of my hand length-wise, not even.

So yeah, you'll be fine if you live in the urban areas, and even in the rural areas, it's pretty damn safe so long as you're not an idiot.

At 11/26/12 12:03 AM, TheColourAwsome wrote:
Victoria. I guess i'm lucky in that respect. W.A sounds fucking awful. It's not like I visit the city a whole lot but at least if I want to be surrounded by people of moderate diversity.

WA IS awful, it makes me pretty depressed to be honest. This is why I wanna move to either Japan or America to escape this hellhole.

But, at least it's one of the "safest" countries, it's got that going at least? XD

What state do you live in TheColorAwesome? I live in W.A. and it is fucking shit. There is nothing to do here and everyone is judgmental and arrogant. The weather here is horrible and the bogans here are the worst. I plan to move very far away from this place when I have the money.

And do not, I repeat, DO NOT, ask me how much drivers here fail. It's fucking ridiculous, they are all retards.

No we like the smell of semen instead.

Case closed.