I was just playing online until my Xbox "reset" itself. Then it turned back on and nothing was showing on the TV screen. Just the normal blue screen as always when you're in video1, 2, etc.

Now, having the reputation that it has (defects) I quickly jumped to the conclusion that I had the red ring experience, but when I looked at the power button, there wasn't a red ring. Actually, there wasn't a ring at all (yes it was on). I turned it off and turned it back on a couple of times and the ring was normal.

I wanted to make sure nothing was wrong with my Xbox, so I plugged in my PS2 and when I turned it on, nothing happened. I finally came to a decision that it MUST be the TV.

Now, this is where your opinion matters. I need to know if it is the TV, or if the cause was my Xbox, which in that case, both of them are broken.

Happy birthday fucker.

Dude....

Ok. The clit is like a small bump. Just rub it and the girl will like it.

When your finger starts feeling wetter than usual, stick it inside.

Stick it in the hole that is the closest to the asshole. Do NOT stick it or prod it in her Urethra.

I'll let you decide what is Goth and what is Emo.

The moment you said Hentai, I stopped reading.

I was dreaming a dream of myself dreaming of a dream of myself dreaming a dream....

They say when you masturbate in the middle of the road at midnight on a full moon, a man will rape you.

At 12/10/08 12:24 AM, Mushyrulez wrote: but you could start with NG

NG is the shit in the asshole of the internet.

I mean, it's next to 4chan.

At 11/12/08 09:33 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 11/12/08 08:54 PM, SkyArtist wrote: Don't do it man! She might have... well, you know.

AIDS?

Or a cock?

At 3/17/07 07:27 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Brilliant...but how are you going to enforce it?

The only way I know how to......

Ok....

Well.... There is this girl.... and I like her.... and she likes me.... and we're dating...

Problem is, we did all of this in the course of a week and I don't know what to do now. Do we have the sexy? I just met her, like five days ago. We're already having phonesex and cybersex. We even kiss eachother and make out.

But I don't know what to do.

Help. I need to know if I should have the sexy or dump her in the garbage trash.

You should have called him Scrappy Coco.

Ok.. I like this fat girl at McDonalds that always serves me with extra fries. So one day I see her taking out the garbage. I decided to finally step up and ask her out. "Hey sexay, wanna go out?" She stops dead in her tracks. Her mole-covered, pimple face was very beautiful. He unibrow looked less thicker than usually and I think she was wearing makeup. Either that or it was leftover ketchup trapped under her saggy cheeks.

Anyway, she says "Are you makin' fun 'o me?" in a retarded tone of voice, as if she had down-syndrome or whatever. Music to my ears. I'm like, "Uhh.. no..." She then looks down and looks back at me and runs at me, crying out "Bobba!" I think she may have mistaken me for a lunch or whatever. I ran away and I was screaming "What are you doing?!" she replies, "I want Bobba's cock" I'm like, 'oh, ok.'

I stopped, forgetting that I was being chased by a tank, and me being a skinny, pencil neck and extremely small guy, I get crushed. She pushes me onto the sidewalk and she gets naked, unzips my pants and she bangs me like there is no tomorrow. Her pimple-covered body and saggy tits with bruises and moles, not to mention stains of a previous greasy meal, were arousing. She crushed my cock until I came. Just then, I heard a sound that sounded like a whale going through labour; she orgasmed."

She pulls out and squirts her juice all ove rmy face. I;m not sure whether or not it was piss, but it smelled like popcorn and tasted like shit. Then I immediately see something brown come out of her ass and it falls straight into my mouth. I bite it and taste it. It was nutty and it tasted like the BigMac that I just had.

Once we were done, a magical ferry comes out of her anus and waves her wand at me. After she jizzes, she tells me that I have been kind to a retard and thus shall transform her into a beautiful woman witht he intelligence of a dolphin. She allows me to keep her and thus tells me that I should forever become her gaurdian, or else risk the end of the world, for there are many evil doers that plot to have sex with her and get a wish fromt he fairy that can be whatever they want it to be, which was why I wanted a beautiful girl.

So then, at the end of the day, I come back home and sit infront of my computer and I decide to make a thread about what just happened.

At 8/14/08 10:50 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: This thread is now about cocks and lazerz.

Could you possibly mean this, sir?

Nah, she's not fat. Although her pictures are a bit.... skeptical.

But she has alot of pictures of "the same girl." Even one in her underwear, so it might be the real thing. I've seen about 10 or 15 pictures so far. But they could still be ripped off of someone elses myspace/photobucket/facebook.

5'11 or 6'0 165 lbs

Did 61 or 62. Tried going to 70, I'll probably do it later today.

And we live far apart. She lives somewhere in Illinois, and I live in Canada, Ontario.

One day on MSN, I gave her my phone number cause I was never on MSN when she wanted to talk to me.

So now, she just doesn't stop calling me. She calls me like 3-6 times a day and it's never a normal conversation. I don't want to be rude or anything, so I don't know how to tell her to call less...

She's also beginning to think that we're in a relationship and tells me that she likes me. She keeps sending me offline messages that said "I love you."

How do I tell her that we're just friends in a non-rude way?

At 7/18/08 07:33 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Nice shops guys.

Killed your thread AGAIN.

A school of Arabs. Once you've lived with that, you've lost all sense of smell.

Rubber ducky, you're the one!
You make bath times lotsa fun!

At 7/12/08 01:08 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Nice.

Keep em' coming.

You killed your own thread dude.

Holy shit guys. I knew there were low lifes on NG, but to be this low?

Fuckers, I'm infected.

At 7/14/08 04:32 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Gives you AIDS

STFU troll.

GTFO if you're not helpful and/or looking to act retarded.

What does the SS virus do?

That 4chan Fuckdango shit or whatever apparently has it.

I admit, I was stupid to download it, I didn't restart my computer or anything yet. I'm about to do a system restore.

I want to know though, what does the SS virus do?

At 5/9/08 10:37 AM, homor wrote: besides, if someone calls you a weeaboo they're probebly not being serious.

don't take shit so personally. god.

Don't say those words in the first place.

kthxbai

People who use these words piss me off.

Calling a person a weeabo for learning Japanese, or has interest in Japanese culture.

Calling a person a wigger for rapping and not being black.

Does it harm anyone that a person likes anime? Nope. Does it harm anyone that people that are not of African descent, rap? Maybe, depends if the song is good. But other than that, it's pretty stupid to torture some guy simply because he's interested in a certain type of thing.

Calling a person a weeaboo for liking anime is low and downright pathetic. I'm sure you already know and if you do, I'd like it for you not to state the obvious.

Some people may like anime, some people may not. It doesn't mean that you have to pull out a name like weeaboo (honestly, I looked in the DICTIONARY, but the word just doesn't pop up) and use it to insult people that like Japanese culture.

But hey, this is Newgrounds and I'm probably gonna get flamed/banned/etc.

Ok, I was playing around with one of E Nomine's music (in this case, I used Mittrenacht) and I decided to change the music a little.

Did I do a good job?

You won't notice the difference until the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCxCMsiAT FM

At 5/4/08 10:33 PM, g0t wrote: fixed*

It's was bound to happen sooner or later.

At 5/4/08 10:17 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Or you can get a wireless adapter

Umm...

Care to explain?

I come from a distant land....

Where we walk on sand...

Ok. I have it all marked out.

I leave at dawn. By the time I arrive at the company, it will be night. I will camouflage myself to blend in with the darkness.

I scale the building, save a princess, reach to the top and hack into the system. I will automatically receive the fastest speed on record. I make sure no one can find out who the internet signal is directing to and I also make sure my hack won't be traceable.

I scale down the building, fight a dragon and then get married to the princess.

And before I know it, I'm finally there, to sit on my throne as the new king, with my ulimate free internet and my bride-to-be queen.