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At 5/23/09 09:11 AM, Skulsta wrote: And where the hell were you the whole time pussy? Why didn't you try attacking the fat kid hmmmm?

Because, I didn't want to get suspended for the rest of the year and go to summer school to make up final exams.

"WADDYA WANT NEGRO"?!?!?!?!

I accidentally backspaced part of the "strong" [bold], so it didn't show up.

I have to admit that was the bestest fight ever! Here's how it started:

There was this fat, tall kid who thought he was all cool, and another black kid [remember this, fat kid and black kid because I won't be mentioning their names]. So, then the black kid accidentally bumped into the fat kid, and the fat kid thought it was cool to pick a fight. So he said the worst possible thing you could say to an African-American:
"WADDYA WANT strong>NEGRO</strong"?!?!?!?!
And I could sware his face started turning red......

This is where it gets good. The black kid starts throwing punches at the fat kid, the fat kid knocks over, and then black kid starts doing WRESTLING MOVES on him. Fat kid was just getting the crap beat out of him at that moment, but when fat kid tried to punch him, black kid slammed him against the locker! But then, fat kid finally takes a move and throwes him against the pole. Black kid pushes fat kid as hard as he could, and watched fat kid turning around to break his fall, but ends up scraping his face against the ground, and started crying. Junior High school students......crying. But black kid was being cheered on for defeating the kid who showes racism in front of black people.

Soooooo...... In the end, our big body builder, six foot nine, teacher Mr. Todd, came over to get them in big trouble. He accually picked up the black kid and put him somewhere else where the deans were standing, and got FAT KID in trouble.

Whoever snitched on them in the crowd, I will pay ten billion dollars, because it only looked like the kid fell. But I found the snitch, and he said,
"I just told them he fell over and smashed his face on the concrete as he was walking away from the scene where he called the black kid, n****r"
Well, fat kid is gone for the rest of the year.

So then our math teacher was trying to tell us it was stupid, but since I was at the end of a classrom, I passed a note to my ex-girlfriend saying,

Who gives a crap!
Pass this note on.

WEED SUCKS!!!
How could you think of taking it you get addicted, and it will ruin your life. DON'T TAKE IT.

At 5/22/09 06:53 PM, MichaelHurst wrote: I wish I could come see the whole team but I don't think I could get out to Philadelphia considering I'm only 14 haha.

Anyone wanna kidnap me and take me there?

Yeah, sure what is your adress?
[I'm just joking don't do something stupid like that]

Does this count? It is photoshoped. I don't stand a chance against anybody im music.

At 5/19/09 05:59 PM, Siggles wrote: Roster looks awesome, just some teams seem WAY too unfair :(

Exactly. I should've entered that thing

That game is hard. I can't get past a level.

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About my last bbs post, it turns out that he was a fool. He was only pretending it was cocaine. Stupid kid. He got a tube of FREAKING BAKING SODA and pretended it was cocaine. For that, he got suspended for the rest of the year, needs to go to summer school to make up his required testing, and repeat the grade. OUCH. So, the whole time, he had been an idiot. What kind of kid does that? Oh wait-----........He does.

At 5/18/09 12:04 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: I hope he goes to jail and gets brutally buttfucked until he can't speak.

He did.

At 5/15/09 06:38 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: he's got some dumbass parents, if'n you ask me.

True dat

At 5/15/09 07:14 PM, Onizero wrote: He was an idiot. Forget about him.

A doucheful idiot.

[hey, I came up with a new word]

At 5/15/09 06:35 PM, Winned wrote: He must have really wanted to win if he decided to do Cocaine before the Dodgeball game

Yeah, he missed a good game

Why do people have to be so stupid? Who would bring drugs to school? Not me! Here's how it happened.

In PE [which, for some reason is where everything happenes], we were getting dressed after a long game of dodge ball. He was showing everybody his little tube of what he clams is baking soda to make his soda fizzier, and everybody was crowding around him thinking he was on cocaine. Our coach came over to see why everybody was crowding around him, and took him to his office once he found the cocaine in his hand. later, he was sent to the office,, and the tests showed positive for possession, and under the influence. Everybody crowded around the office waiting for the results. The dean stood up on a chair, got everyone's attention then said:

"Erik Lopez has been submitted to perminent expulsion for possession, and under the influence of cocaine"

All that crap is a superstition. I met a fifteen year old that still believes in santa claus. It is OK to believe in god, but I don't. You don't go to heaven or hell, you simply reincarnate into somebody else. Who knows if somebody could've been George Washington in one of thier past lives.

I can't seem to figure out what my favorite song is. Can you?

While you are thinking, here's a pic:

You know what I did when a kid did that to me??? I PUNCHED HIM FOR REAL!!!

At 5/12/09 10:31 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: ROFL.

HELL IS NO RESPECTER OF PERSONS!

I know, curiosity killed the cat.

Rooooooooooooooooooot beer

My friend and I are doing a claymation, and my microphone broke. Who wants to be a voice actor for a James and the Giant Peach spoof?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

At 5/11/09 07:45 PM, reveihca wrote: You don't have to be an idiotic douche to be a Christian and vice versa. Just like--as evidenced in this thread--not every Atheist is intelligent there's always going to be a runt of the liter in anything, accept it and MOVE ON.

Yeah, seriously guys, he is right.

A wedding.

At 5/11/09 10:43 AM, Colombiana wrote: I don't know why, tho' I'm not Catholic, hell seems more attractive then Heaven.
I mean you'll probably have sex there all the time!

THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

At 5/9/09 04:37 PM, Vinny99 wrote: Who would want to go to hell anyway? Unless of course , you are a wacky wackado!

Why not see what it's like?

At 5/10/09 10:05 AM, DzGuy wrote: Hell doesn't sound too bad. I wouldn't mind getting buttsecks from this stud for all eternity.

Holy crap what was that pic?

At 5/9/09 04:37 PM, Vinny99 wrote: Who would want to go to hell anyway? Unless of course , you are a wacky wackado!

I'm just experimenting. If One were to see what hell is like, than it encourages them to make better choices. Who knows if it exists or not.

At 5/9/09 02:29 PM, RandomExploit wrote: I've encountered worse.

As spewed from the bullshitting extremist christian

WARNING : COPYPASTA

12.10.2008: Tetris is an action puzzle game where BLAHBLAHBLAH IM TOO LAZY TO READ THAT

I was too lazy to read that

At 5/8/09 10:39 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 5/8/09 10:39 PM, Andrewboy895 wrote:

At 5/8/09 10:35 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 5/8/09 10:31 PM, Andrewboy895 wrote: Seriously???

......and that's why I HATE christians,

they suck, and spread diseases of stupidity

Yeah, I am not Christian.

i figured, 'cuz you don't suck

GAWD, Christians suck BAWLLZ

I am not anti-christian, or anything like that, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT I DON'T SUCK.

At 5/8/09 10:35 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 5/8/09 10:31 PM, Andrewboy895 wrote: Seriously???

......and that's why I HATE christians,

they suck, and spread diseases of stupidity

Yeah, I am not Christian.

Seriously???