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At 6/6/09 01:03 AM, LtMcMuffin wrote:

At 6/6/09 12:47 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:

I just bought that game on XBL a week ago, most pointless fun I have ever had.
Talk Like a Ninja Turtle Day's theme song, because only one band had the nads to cover it.

wrong...
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/4 2234

That song sounded kinda gay..... =|

At 6/6/09 06:38 PM, Twilight wrote: So titless girls are bad?

YES.

Another one!

At 6/6/09 09:29 PM, 20x6stinkoman wrote:

At 6/6/09 09:10 PM, Andrewboy895 wrote: Classic!

hahaha, i love how he's making fun of idiots and cant spell 'answer' right...

Yeah, I distracted myself for a little bit!

Classic!

I think the wide layout is fully awesome.

Like, totally the most AWWWESOMMMMMME day there is. Totally radical dude!

If you look at my post, then you will notice that I am starting flash. Any advice for a beginner?

I like announcements!!!!

At 5/31/09 11:12 PM, Toast wrote: You want an award winning programmer, but you don't have any submissions. Why would we join you?

I am the audio artist, I don't need any flash submissions. But I might need to clarify that with Tom, just incase.

Me and Feuse are still looking for a freaking programmer!!!!!!!

The power of three event is really important to us, and we are looking for one of YOU to be our programmer. Here are some conditions enforced:

1. Must be an award-winning NGer.
2. Must not be a Hentai, gay, or cock joke programmer [not perverted].
3. Must work hard and efficiently! We are running out of time!
4. Must be skilled, because I will check your work to see how awesome you really are...

Got it?
Now, if you are interested in being on the winning team, then call 000-0000!!!!! Or...... just reply here.... yeah, just reply, dispite the non-existant phone #. Reply NOW!!! =]

At 5/31/09 04:24 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: and my dads an engineer who made a robot army

That is SO COOL!!!!

At 5/30/09 06:28 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote: And his grandson is a fab named Andrewboy895. Do you plan on carrying on his legacy?

XD

Yes!

At 5/30/09 05:32 PM, Yazzoooo wrote: Dude.. If that thing spreads like Swine Flu then its gonna be worldwide Resident Evil 4.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I extended it for ya

At 5/30/09 05:23 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:

At 5/30/09 05:22 PM, Andrewboy895 wrote: Here is a pic of his wife[maralyn monroe person].

Go die.
In a fire of AIDs

Go die.
In a fire of my farts.

Here is a pic of his wife[maralyn monroe person].

My grandpa met the current president of the united states!!! There was going to be a meeting about the economy or something with the U.S Government. My grandfather is on TV alot, he's a politic, he's a lawyer[wich means we don't have to pay him anything-free lawyer], he likes basketball, and I get to spend the night at his house! XD

His name is Al Marquis[markee], incase you have heard of him. He is on the news sometimes, and writes novels. I have so many famous relatives. Here is his poetry novel site. Here is his other site. His attorney profile. Lot's more!

My aunt is also famous. She writes songs.
Same with my other grandfather. His story is amazing. ELVIS was about to play one of his songs[with permission]. My grandfather was honored. But then, right before the concert, he died on the toilet. Poor Elvis. He also owns his wife's company, who is a Maralyn Monroe impersonator. She is always traveling.

Moral: famous relatives are awesome!!!

At 5/30/09 12:18 AM, Smartdog wrote: Oh god...

What?

I am really glad they moved. they really sucked...

I think it is safe to say that that was the best...movie....ever! That old lady in the movie, I swear, HAS TO BE SARA CONNOR! I would be willing to watch it a billion more times!!!

The new wide layout is awesome!!!!!!

Just another jackass who wants to get everybody paranoid.
They said the world was gonna end in...
1888: didn't end
1983: didn't end
1999: didn't end
2000: didn't end
6/6/06 didn't end
now it's 2012: great theory guys. |=[

At 5/24/09 11:01 AM, doubleone wrote: I've seen a thousand fights, but nothing like that.

I know, right?

At 5/24/09 11:56 AM, Jason100 wrote: Heres what the black kid should have done.

It would't matter. He beat the heck out of him.
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At 5/24/09 11:12 AM, CyborgStalker wrote: You had school on Friday? We didn't.

Why not?

Me and feuse want to create a power of three team.
Feuse: artist
Me: musician
One of you guys: programmer

A few conditions.
1.Must be an award-winning NGer
2. Must have submitted something to the portal
3. We don't want a hentai programmer. It is going to be rated "T", not "adult"

So, if you wanna be our programmer, reply NOW! =]

At 5/23/09 12:11 PM, Upyourarsenal24 wrote: That isn't the best fight ever. This is. My friends were hanging out at school. We were in English. There was a substitute teacher. There was this kid who thought he was cool, and he snitched on everybody. His name was David.
So one day, we got tired of him. Alex decided to pay 5 dollars to Chris to beat him up.
So Chris walks over to David and tells him to sit down. David refuses. The whole class is watching. David talks his little wigger accent. No offense people. And pushes Chris, Chris swings. We all here a loud pop. 2nd punch, a tooth flew out. Blood was everywhere. Chris grabbed David's head and slammed it on the desk. Chris stops. David is crying. So David runs up to the nurse bawling. The sub had no expression on her face, like she didn't even care. Turns out David lost two teeth, broke a jaw, and tore his cheek open. Beat that.

Beat this:
One time I was walking to fourth period, and these two kids were horsing around. So one pushed another, and he tripped over and slammed me against the wall. They got pissy for "interrupting", so they came running at me. At this time I dodged the two jerks, and they hit some girl. She fell over and started to cry. I happened to be very good friends with that girl.
"okay, that's it!"
I walked up to them realizing one of the guys were behind the other. So, I kicked him into the stomache, he went FLYING through the air, a foot above the ground, and made a distance of probably four feet. He went so far, that he hit his friend and they were both flying through the air, and they smashed right into a giant pillar. One broke a limb, one lost a tooth. I was now considered a hero.

At 5/23/09 09:34 AM, Asger wrote: What a pussy.

Double posting, you moron!

At 5/23/09 10:36 AM, AronKong wrote: Dam a fat kid thinking hes cool. What grade are these kids in?

Sixth.

At 5/23/09 09:33 AM, CrypticPoptart wrote: That ending left me suspicious, and NG has told me to never believe anyone's story ever, but it sounded real enough so if it's true that is fucking epic.

100% true.