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Now that you mention it, I have no fucking idea...

Why did you post this?

That's a definite winner

Sw33t!

Which two teams do you see facing eachother in the superbowl?

I see Chargers vs. Cowboys.

Yeah, I've noticed he does that alot now. The only recent FUNNY thing he's been on is SNL, so let's see how the "Tooth Fairy" works out

Snuggie commercials,
iCarly,
All those "children's toys" ads,
Airhogs ads,
The Disney Channel,
Speed Racer,
and of course, The Detroit Lions.

What the hell, can I go one day on the BBS without seeing something ridiculously stupid?

I mean cummon, yesterday, I saw somebody split thier face vertically in a gruesome diving accident [by the way, that was totally fake], and now this?

Our new moddo would be, "Everything by education"
We would be forced to take online classes
No more swearing
All the cool users would be banned for being cool
Tom would be in colledge
No more tankmen
No more madness
No more pico
We would have "censored" content
Our logo wouldn't be a tank, it would be an apple
We wouldn't even be called newgrounds anymore, we would be called Schoolgrounds
And worst of all, NO MORE COCK JOKES!!!

That's what it's like.

Wow, I was just so thrilled and exited when I looked at this topic in the BBS, I just had to click on it.

I never thought of that... Niether did I want to...

At 1/15/10 01:48 PM, kamelona wrote: Its not even over...

No it's not...

At 1/15/10 01:27 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Who's the one person you want with you? You're going to be there for over an hour.

Anyone who wouldn't post about it.

I agree 101%

At 12/23/09 05:18 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 12/23/09 05:17 PM, Andrewboy895 wrote:

At 12/23/09 05:15 PM, hhhh wrote:

At 12/23/09 05:08 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: That's three cents.

A brain comes in handy sometimes.

Rofl ouch bro. Explains why you've never had the good fortune of winning anything.

Nah, just the good fortune of never trying.

Did you know that Lithium has 3 electrons?

Did you know that I have a friend that was born with three balls? [and twelve fingers]

At 12/23/09 05:15 PM, hhhh wrote:

At 12/23/09 05:08 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: That's three cents.

A brain comes in handy sometimes.

Rofl ouch bro. Explains why you've never had the good fortune of winning anything.

Nah, just the good fortune of never trying.

When I was in kindergarden, I cut the webbing between my index finger and my thumb.

It was awesome....

Threee cents, whatever/

I have never won any competition, or anything, and I am payed one-third of a cent...

At 12/22/09 08:06 PM, Zingking wrote: Keep posting ideas, I want a big list to choose from :D

GET A LIFE.

How about getting a life?

At 12/22/09 05:50 PM, Heinrich wrote: They made #1 in record music charts in Alabama!

Where are the cymbals?

On NG we're so NOT COOL, that we HAVE to make threads about how we get lucky with girls!

At 11/15/09 01:04 PM, BenelliM4 wrote: Something in here probably takes up a top ten spot.

And that's a Wii game?

Metallica, by far. We all know that Metallica is going to win this thread. Probably my top three from them would be...

1. Some Kind of Monster
2. Master of Puppets
3. Creeping death

In somewhere[I don't remember], it's illegal to flick boogers in the direction of the wind.
In somewhere else, it's illegal to carry a sword around in public.

Jesus Christ, Tom, how many more parts are there going to be?

At 11/19/09 08:16 PM, stick101 wrote:
Nahh, I just wanted to trick you into making a complete dick of yourself. Congrats.
Oh and by the way its funny you calling me 12 when your 15

Back on topic

Lot's of my teachers have accents, I don't see how one could be funny.

COCK JOKE

At 11/19/09 08:12 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: All the girls I know would have joined in the laughter at that.

Judging by the reaction of the girl, it sounds like you're in the 7th grade.

I AM in 7th grade! =D

At 11/19/09 08:09 PM, 13oobs wrote: It's not nice making fun of someone that is different than you

bully

It's a cock joke. I have an accent too.

OK, today in sixth hour, we have this sub with a funny accent. It was English class, so we did this just-for-fun spelling bee thing. So he says, "Okay, the next word is, melodic" He pronounced it in the funniest way you could imagine. He pronounced it "Mellow dick". I burst out in laughter trying to muffle it with my sleeve. He calls on me to stand up in front of the class to spell it out[good thing it was an easy word]. So I stand up and spell it, "M-E-L-O-D-I-C" and I sit down and start cracking up again.

After the class ended, this really cute girl [I so lost chances with her] walks up to me, and says, "you're a pervert" I reply back with the only card up my sleeve,

"Hey, what can I say, I'm a Newgrounder"