At 11/15/09 01:04 PM, BenelliM4 wrote: Something in here probably takes up a top ten spot.

And that's a Wii game?

Metallica, by far. We all know that Metallica is going to win this thread. Probably my top three from them would be...

1. Some Kind of Monster
2. Master of Puppets
3. Creeping death

In somewhere[I don't remember], it's illegal to flick boogers in the direction of the wind.
In somewhere else, it's illegal to carry a sword around in public.

Jesus Christ, Tom, how many more parts are there going to be?

At 11/19/09 08:16 PM, stick101 wrote:
Nahh, I just wanted to trick you into making a complete dick of yourself. Congrats.
Oh and by the way its funny you calling me 12 when your 15

Back on topic

Lot's of my teachers have accents, I don't see how one could be funny.

COCK JOKE

At 11/19/09 08:12 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: All the girls I know would have joined in the laughter at that.

Judging by the reaction of the girl, it sounds like you're in the 7th grade.

I AM in 7th grade! =D

At 11/19/09 08:09 PM, 13oobs wrote: It's not nice making fun of someone that is different than you

bully

It's a cock joke. I have an accent too.

That, and home improvement shows are the only thing my mom watches, so at home, that's all I see when she's around.

OK, today in sixth hour, we have this sub with a funny accent. It was English class, so we did this just-for-fun spelling bee thing. So he says, "Okay, the next word is, melodic" He pronounced it in the funniest way you could imagine. He pronounced it "Mellow dick". I burst out in laughter trying to muffle it with my sleeve. He calls on me to stand up in front of the class to spell it out[good thing it was an easy word]. So I stand up and spell it, "M-E-L-O-D-I-C" and I sit down and start cracking up again.

After the class ended, this really cute girl [I so lost chances with her] walks up to me, and says, "you're a pervert" I reply back with the only card up my sleeve,

"Hey, what can I say, I'm a Newgrounder"

Tip: always zero-bomb flashes with the title, "my first flash".

At 11/14/09 07:41 PM, proskater2 wrote: Looking at this is the goriest way to kill yourself.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU I ALMOST DIED HOW DARE YOU PUT A LINK TO THAT KILLER!!!
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| just joking, but seriously WTF?

This is the goriest way for 50 PEOPLE to kill themselves.

I was going to start a new account[I suck], and I was wondering why the form wouldn't submit. I filled it out, and when I pressed submit, nothing happened. What does this mean?

To get rid of all the annoying fags in my school.

At 7/22/09 12:05 PM, Obvious-M wrote: I can't believe how people are convinced playing these Wii games are a good trade off for actual exercise.

I convinced my mom, and she believed.

Hey, people of Newgrounds! If you are a Wii owner, then go to Game Stop right now.

Yesterday, I was shopping there for GH Metallica, and asked what the Wii Sports Resort was. He said it was the new version of Wii sports with 12 different games. It is coming out this Sunday and I just got reservations for it, and there is a guaranteed fifty dollar copy there waiting for me.

So go get reservations for it on Sunday, NOW!

It's really cool

Hmmmmm....

like this?

Sometimes I see people quote themselfes, like writing a blank reply, then going like this:
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|blah blah blah

And that "blah" somehow shows up as quoted text.

How do they do that?

I froze my piss, and gave the "lemon" flavored popsicle to my friend.
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| I also made a poopsicle.

At 7/18/09 04:23 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 7/18/09 04:08 PM, AznChau4ever wrote: Lol Virgin = Good, Wait what?

If you like the taste of blood...

Also, her = hot.

The new her that is.

My hodar just went off. beep.... beep....

At 7/19/09 05:49 PM, Killer-DuK wrote: Anna Faris. Hell yeah.

She's hot, but I got the 200th post!

2 muinutes. I will never hold my breath again.

At 7/19/09 04:18 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 7/19/09 04:16 PM, Otto wrote:

At 7/19/09 03:57 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: H-h-h-h-h-h-helena

Holy shit, someone else actually not only agreed, but fucking beat me to it.

*Internet hi five*

*trips over and farts*

Oh wait....

Hey look everybody! A lame excuse for a BBS post!

right click on the blank space, and click "view image"

At 7/18/09 07:54 PM, Rockyusa wrote: Patch the eye for a few hours a day.
It might help.

uhhhhh..... what he said!

That's not necessary, but so exiting!!!!

Self defense.

At 7/19/09 08:30 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Turns out the earth isn't flat after all.

Psshhhhhh... Of course it's not, it's a triangle!

At 7/19/09 12:28 AM, Lagatag wrote:

in the new Harry Potter, that girl who sent harry the love potion which Ron ate instead.

Ginny?