302 Forum Posts by "Andrei-Ulmeyda"
He doesn't suck. Every review I've read has stated how frustratingly hard it is.
These guys.
lol sterotypes
Otis.
Good god, me and my friends were so pissed off.
At 9/6/08 02:25 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote: And I may seem stupid, but who the fuck is Gordan Freeman?
He's the main character from the game series Half-Life. Great series, great plot, not-so-great character.
At 9/6/08 03:27 AM, Samen wrote: Wow. Who put sand in your vagina?
I was pissed because I don't think he was really trying to make a joke. It seemed like more like him making a stupid comment then trying to save face. That kind of shit rubs me the wrong way.
At 9/5/08 09:14 PM, burrito15 wrote: Uh... it was a joke.
Well, it sucked. Try making better jokes that don't make you look like a 'tard.
At 9/6/08 01:01 AM, JarrodK wrote: It isn't lazy ass writing, it is just a technique devs use so gamers can feel more like -connected- with the character.
That's the thing, there isn't a character. Their personalities are non-existent. It's at best a blank slate. I can understand it to an extent for first-person games, where you actually see through their perspective, because it makes it like you are the one experiencing it and not the character. But to have silent protagonists anywhere else is just lazy writing.
My point still stands that they suck as characters.
None of them. It's just lazy-ass writing. Yeah, you do awesome shit in the Half-Life games, but Gordon Freeman himself isn't a badass. He's a fucking cardboard cutout.
Really don't want to watch 35 minutes of Spore beta...
Can someone just summarize what exactly got "dumbed down?"
At 9/2/08 09:14 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: Sweeney Todd.
Everyone suggested that, however we live in a very conservative neighborhood that also happens to have Mormons out the ass, so that wouldn't fly.
Right, so my school's drama club (which I'm in) was planning on doing Into the Woods for the Spring musical. However, the rights got denied and now we are without a musical, which is typically our most profitable production every year. I usually suck when it comes to picking musicals, and I could use some suggestions for a replacement that would be good for a high school.
Cursing on it's own isn't very funny to me, but for some reason I find bleeping hilarious. It's probably due to how unnatural it is. People while be having a heated conversation, when out of nowhere comes this obnoxious bleeping noise. Often times it's sudden, and you can tell what they're trying to say anyway, so it's funny.
No. Absolutely not. Fuck you for even bringing the idea up again.
At 8/27/08 05:42 PM, Andrei-Ulmeyda wrote:
They've been rendered obsolete.
Oh, goddammit, wrong button.
At 8/27/08 05:40 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: It's just not the same.
They've been rendered obsolete.
I'm going to enslave STEM, and therefore enslave humanity by proxy.
lol, there are like five or six stacked on each other in Iraq.
I want to go to Scandinavia. They only got a little bit of animal rights terrorism, and I definately have no reason to be afraid of them.
Right...?
Dave Chappelle once walked into a book store I was in. He walked right up next to my dad at the counter and bought a comic, and my dad didn't even notice.
At 8/23/08 10:42 PM, deth-x wrote: is that good or bad
We would tell you if we could read it.
At 8/23/08 10:38 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: Nothing. Mortal Kombat was my first Fighting game and favorite one.
The only problem is that they don't have Johnny cage in this.
Yet.
They may not have confirmed him yet, but he's one of the originals. I doubt they wouldn't include him in this.
At 8/19/08 02:50 PM, Gustavos wrote: No More Heroes? That has to be one of the worst stories I ever seen. It was just so poorly developed and retardedly executed.
That's the point. It was satirizing those types of samurai/action/whatever movies that try to be deep and philosophical, but end up just being stupid. You're not supposed to take it seriously.
The best game plot I can think would be that of Rule of Rose. It's difficult to piece together alone, but is actually an incredibly tragic and very unsettling plot.
I haven't the pleasure (or whatever you call it) of seeing most of the gory exploitation films listed, but one that stands out in my mind is Feast. It's great fun, and very reminiscent of the 80s horror gore-fests that we all know and love. It includes, among other things:
-A kid being swallowed whole by a monster
-A man being projectile-vomited on by a monster, and spends the remainder of the film slowly rotting away
-Monster face-rape (the victim being the director's wife, no less!)
-A man's face being torn off by a monster
-An eyeball tug-of-war, while it's still attached
At 8/23/08 02:11 AM, MasarapProductions wrote: Egads, lmao. I didn't know that part...I just remember seeing a hard-ish compressed powder part.
You're thinking of Gobstoppers, not technically jawbreakers.
I don't know... it'd be in there are quite awhile, especially one of those big ones. It took me several days just to get one of those down to a size I could fit in my mouth.
Dead Frontier, because it is currently the only zombie MMO I've found out there that isn't text-based.
At 8/17/08 05:36 AM, GenericName54 wrote: Actually, it's stuff like that that got me into vore in the first place. To be specific, it was the music video for Miserable by Lit. Scared the shit out of me when I first saw it, but that turned into vorarephilia later in life. Yes, the psychology of fetishes is weird shit.
That video's actually a little bit amusing.
But it's this kind of shit that made me stay up all night when I was a kid. Ever since that film, the concept of being eaten alive has rather bothered me.
The Olympic Games: making senseless, nationalistic hatred acceptable since 776 BC!
Ah... but you see... we do have Michael Phelps.
