At 10/7/08 03:19 PM, Master-samus-fan wrote:

At 10/7/08 03:11 PM, andhination wrote: Today my teacher shouted at me for bad attitude so I jumped up on the desk and threw my chair at her, she was stunned so I did a triple backflip, punched her in the gut, and shoved her through the window. She was still alive, so I took a shard of smashed glass, and rammed it into her throat.

You are disturbed as hell... Find a shrink man..(I'm sure all of that is crap too...)

If it wasn't crap, I'd be in jail. Well done Sherlock, it's too bad that I'm all out of gold stars.

Laugh at their incapability to share.

Today my teacher shouted at me for bad attitude so I jumped up on the desk and threw my chair at her, she was stunned so I did a triple backflip, punched her in the gut, and shoved her through the window. She was still alive, so I took a shard of smashed glass, and rammed it into her throat. Then I whipped out my penis, and raped all the girls in my class, they were trying to escape so I told the other boys to help, which they did. There are fewer girls than boys in my class, so each girl had every one of her holes filled, and a couple had two dicks in each hole. Then the headteacher came in, and we raped her too. The end.

At 10/7/08 08:24 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 10/7/08 08:19 AM, STEM wrote: Audio Mods need their own color. Like purple.

I always thought it would be nice for each type of mod to get their own colour in the forums, actually. Then again, it would be somewhat redundant seeing as it's only BBS mods that actually have any jurisdiction in the BBS... but still. Nice idea :)

What if all the BBS mods got one colour, and the other types of mods got the other colour?

At 10/7/08 12:27 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: just thought I'd let you all know, it itches like a bitch sometimes.

It itches due to LACK of hair? Huh?

Well, I guess you won't get jizz in it after fapping anymore.

I wouldn't do it myself, but yeah, if you like it that way.

I didn't exactly fap, but still a good example, if a little different.

Soon they'll be chopping our dicks off for premarital sex.

Hi. Once there was a boy called Rolf. He was a Hindu. He once went to dinner at Mcdonalds, and he had a big mac. Halfway through eating it, he saw that in his burger was a pick. The pick was a dark shade of turquoise. Upon finding it, he decided to eat it with some bread. Its taste, was quite cheesy. It wasn't the nicest thing ever, so to take away the taste, he ate a tomato. Too bad it was a bad tomato, and it gave him the flu. So he took some pills to feel better. They tasted like cum. So let this be a lesson to you. If you want to take the taste away from something, eat ham.

Dj Krazyklaw or DJ chilly-pie.

As if you never lied in your life.

It's annoying when people lie to you, yes, but everyone lies.

They'll probably know there. I dunno, if you can't tie it, I can't think of any way to get it in.

£5 for a second hand PS2 game on amazon.

Whats it called?

At 10/5/08 04:38 PM, intosmithereens wrote: I am Ten.

Annoying younger brother.

At 10/5/08 03:26 PM, DingoTheDog wrote:

At 10/5/08 02:42 PM, andhination wrote:
You're Scottish. Lawl.

eeeeeeeeew they let Scousers on the internet?

Yup. And I'm glad they let scots on the internet. Nobody can understand what you say in real life, so I guess it's appropriate we have to read what you're saying.

In real life, I'm a dog.

You're gonna have to write your own stuff, or you'll execute it wrong.

Try using the subject of little children, there is so much you can skit them for.

At 10/5/08 12:49 PM, DingoTheDog wrote:
Alternatively you could come to the conclusion that Liverpool is a shitehouse and move somewhere a lot nicer and safer, such as Somalia.

You're Scottish. Lawl.

Pop -> Poppy rock -> Rock -> Emo -> Rock -> poppy rock -> Rock -> metal -> Rock

It all seems to go back to rock, lawl.

The fuck? That sounds like the papers blagging a headline. What did it say in the story?

Haha you're dead - Green Day.

We've resorted to talking about the weather? Fuck.

It's sunny where I am too.

Hermits.

At 10/4/08 03:55 PM, Otto wrote:

At 10/4/08 03:52 PM, Cericon wrote: Rap and the Naruto soundtrack.

Hey I like this song.

I can play that. But I think he meant the sound track more than the openings because they play it when you're trying to hear something being said.

As for me, 'Teenagers' has been ruined to the point where I want to hurt people for playing it.

I hate pissing next to people in the urinals because it's creepy having to piss next to someone. I don't mind if there's only a couple people there, but if it's crowded, I'm going to the cubicle.

I'd commit rape, murder and lots of other illegal things.

Maybe he's fapping.

Stop using that stick guy. He's getting annoying.