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At 3/2/07 01:23 PM, TotallySpies wrote: extra gay

True.

This should be amusing.

Hahaha... Been there. :D

It could be the application you are using. I dunno about Internet Explorer and Firefox, but I know Safari works. If that's not it, then it might just be some random error. Try it again... And again...

That would mean that within the last two minutes, you killed somebody who killed that grandpa, since he just posted that a minute or two ago. LIES! (It was obvious)

At 2/23/07 05:00 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:

At 2/23/07 04:58 PM, anchovee wrote: I can see this is being handled seriously... -_-'

Was it meant to be serious? If so please locate your ass to the nearest library and get smarter. Like now.

I forget if I actually meant it to be serious, or to make people laugh. There is a somewhat war going on in my head about why I posted this.

I can see this is being handled seriously... -_-'

Ok. To start off, I have a recording application called Sound Studio, I am sure a lot of you know it. So one day, me and my friends were playing around with reversing words and phrases to see what it said. Eventually, we tried "Here is your burger." It vaugely came out as "Burger mercy." This led us to believe that that phrase is some sort of code for all the fast food restaurants. A code meaning that they are dominant. Then we thought that all of the fast food restaurants are secretly forming an unbeatable plan to take over the world. I mean, come on. They are rich and powerful. So, they must be trying to take over the world, making everybody a zombie, and making everybody work endlessly, WITHOUT PAY... I have already thought of a quick plan to stop this plan before it begins. We need to start some random restaurant, make it serve every main meal imaginable, then put nicotine in every one of the meals. This will cause every customer to buy our food for every meal. We will quickly rise, spread our restaurant around the globe, and come up equivalent to the power of McDonald's. That is when we remove the nicotine before anybody can find out about it. Surely by then we would have heard about the plan, and we can think of an easy way to stop it. It's an easy, and possibly flawless plan. Who's with me?

To look at it logically, depending on your parent's personality, either pretend to sleep, or play on the computer. If they want you to almost always go to school, sleep/act sick. If they don't care that much, then go downstairs and play on your computer. That is the logical way to think of it, but I'm not that logical, so just eat something.

I just lock myself up in the basement with a computer for days. Sure, people wonder where I am, but it's a small price to pay.

78 thumbs up. ^^

At 1/23/07 08:38 PM, SyntheticTacos wrote:

Qǐlái! Búyuàn zuò núlì de rénmen!...

What is that, German?

At 1/23/07 08:34 PM, BonusStage wrote: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THERE HAVE BEEN AT LEAST 50 FUCKING TOPICS ON ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER IN THIS LAST WEEK IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING, LURKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEE

for god fucking sakes fucking shitttt

When you repeatidly swear, people just learn to ignore it. No need to swear. Not to mention using more than needed extra characters would be considered spam, also.

I would just explode.

Wade just annoys me. I don't hate him, he's just annoying.

At 1/23/07 07:58 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: You gotta give us a scary threat for it to work.

Or bribe us. Either way it would work.

I bought it a week later. Ebay is now under my control.

At 1/15/07 04:14 PM, Master-Chief wrote: Best ever...

You got that right...

At 1/13/07 01:54 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: Violence is not the answer.

Non-violant protest. People should realize that since Martin Luther King Jr. day is coming up...

Now this is just getting annoying. I have been searching and searching for a walkthrough for the popular game $wag. I have become so desperate, in fact, that I am posting it in the Forums. I beg you, Newgrounds, either give me a walkthrough, or a link to one. Thank you.

At 1/13/07 04:39 AM, Blazmarf wrote: WAAAAAAHH!!!!! Damn 6 week Christmas holidays are just about over. Only a week or so to go. Then school >:(

I actually had 8 weeks but who's counting.

Dude, first, don't be a spoiled brat. Second, I have been in school for a few weeks. Count your blessings.

At 1/13/07 09:34 AM, DJ-Jerakai wrote: I don't think there are any. Just hack the console and write weird things in.

lemme know how that turns out.

Yeah... I'll do that for a few hours...

At 1/13/07 08:53 AM, darthsubway wrote: What does this mean? And if it's possible how do I make it not write protected?

I think (at least with a Mac), you click on the icon, do command+i (to open up info), then go to privilages, then go to details, then change who owns, it, then make it so you can Read and Write. =D

It's alright. I reccomend tiled desktops, but yours is good.

This is so friggin' awesome. That's all I have to say. Anybody know any cheats yet, though?

At 1/2/07 10:04 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/93419/the_voice _of_mario/

Since 1991, Charles Martinet has been the voice of Mario.

In my opinion if I just saw this guy on the street doing these impressions I'd say they're pretty poor. But it's the real guy, so guess I can't.

That was a pretty cool video. The guy looks really old though. Not at all like the guy I pictured that would do Mario's voice.

At 1/2/07 10:03 PM, IPostSpamThreads wrote:

At 1/2/07 10:00 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Dude my carpal tunnel skill is up to 78.

there is no carpal tunnel skill u noob faggot >:o

Wow! I really care about your statement! I will now sleep tonight.

At 1/2/07 10:00 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Dude my carpal tunnel skill is up to 78.

My uberness skill is 101. I pwn all of you.

At 1/2/07 08:51 PM, Vrael wrote: Anyone notice the negative vibe that almost always seems to be here.

The lack of smiley face threads vs. the Angry Face 7 to 4 how sad.

so newgrounds tell me why are you such a negative being.

Because we can be. You might ask why we don't act happy instead, but you wouldn't be likely to get an answer. So don't bother.

At 10/31/06 02:32 PM, PlufMot wrote: I KNEW IT! Damn Mario, with his fake mustache... He's probably not even Italian...

Mario is a stereotype for Italians.