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Alright, this one has some potential. Tell the worst joke you've ever heard in your life, and the best one you've ever heard of. I'm interested what will come up, and by the end of all this, I think the best and worst jokes will get reversed.

Tell it to your kids, I think they'd enjoy it.

The fact that it is only popular for being popular, I mean, it's just a shooting game. Why not learn to play guitar, or read a book instead of shooting undead aliens?

At 11/23/07 11:16 PM, homor wrote: STOP FUCKING POSTING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, ARRGHHH YOU'RE KEEPING THIS UNORIGINAL BULLSHIT ALIVE!

i fcuking hope you all burn in the deepest pits of the underworld, feeling the imortal warth of Odin for the rest of your days.

Oh, come on! You can at least come up with a logical reason for posting profanitized (that's right, profanitized), spam.

I've always hated all the Halo's. I mean, they're just shooting games, no matter how good the graphics are. I don't hate them because they're bad games, I hate them because I think that they are overrated.

You may all kick me in the nuts.

Unless you get money that you give to me, I don't care. My brother was in the paper a while ago for being busted for dealing weed. It's not that surprising.

I'm sure that you were thinking of me the whole time you didn't have a computer, I mean, EVERYBODY knows anchovee!

One time I had a dream that Elven archers were firing magic arrows over my scalp. That's the scariest thing that's happened to me.

At 11/23/07 04:47 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 11/23/07 04:46 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote:

At 11/23/07 04:46 PM, LightandDark wrote:

Because I can't afford a PS1

lol...

LOL!

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Navi, because she's always like "LISTEN!" and then she tells you very general information that you already know. For example: "Hey, listen! That cloud over Death Mountain looks strange." We have eyes, thank you very much!

I loved Ren and Stimpy and Johnny Bravo, though I'm not sure those are from the 90's.

At 11/23/07 05:01 PM, Lorkas wrote: None of you have heard of Lithuania, have you?

I'll say that I have.

Coincidentally, I just got a PS2 recently. I recommend the games: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, GUN, and defiantly Burnout 3.

I disagree! Fight the power!

At 11/23/07 12:49 PM, Eak wrote: This thread is a lie. Girls don't play videogames.

I agree, it is physically impossible. I am highlu offended.

Fight the power!

She Wants my Nuts-By the locally famous band Norwood.

Why? Because it's freakin' hilarious.

I have no idea what you just said, use grammar next time.

Sorry to tell you this, but Newgrounds isn't your automatic shopping list, though I wish it were so.

2036, because by then I'm confident that we would've started a nuclear war that blocked out the sun, killed the plants, etc., etc.

I really don't know anything about it, but I like that name.

Being smart and giving occasional good deals isn't desperate....

Wow, this MUST be the future! But where are the fish/human hybrids!?

At 11/23/07 03:48 PM, Twerpo wrote:

At 11/23/07 03:44 PM, anchovee wrote: If we are all so stupid, then why bother posting something about it? Why wouldn't you just go to another site or read a book yourself?

I like this site. I've visited it for years and been a member for a few as yell. I don't want to just abondon it and there is some gold here if you're willing to look. It's just between the epic threads that I lose hope for this forum.

...That only answers one of my questions. I think that this topic is a lot more of a stupid topic than any of the ones that you're complaining about. Nobody wants to listen to some idiot complain about how hard it is to find good topics these days. What people would want is for you to stop bitching about it, and learn that there are stupid people in the world, and there always will be.

If we are all so stupid, then why bother posting something about it? Why wouldn't you just go to another site or read a book yourself?

That freak actually said that 9-11 isn't a big deal compared too Britney Spears...

You just sit around all day and eat tasty, yet very unhealthy junk food. Try things with a lot of sugar, too.

At 11/23/07 03:37 PM, BlackySabbathy wrote:

At 11/23/07 03:35 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Did somebody get a widdle PM from uncle M-Bot?

ACtually, yea i did. All i said was that the flash was horrible, and I still wondered who the heck keeps giving the series 2+'s.

Well, if you say a flash is horrible, without any sort of explanation or way to improve it, then there is a very good chance that it'll get deleted. Dude, you need to read the rules before arguing with them.

If you hate Newgrounds so much, then just delete your account and get off it.

As soon as that guy in the video started to sing, I quit my internetz.