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All obvious sexual comments aside, I've been wondering, how ripe do you like your banana and why? I personally like mine when they still have a bit of green on them, but just a BIT.

You can tell I'm extremely bored right now.

At 1/31/09 11:32 PM, DrClay wrote: I donate sometimes, but if I have a quarter and I am thirsty I might use it to get a drink

OMG I'm a monster!

Hey, I would'a done the same thing if there was some fool nearby selling drinks for a quarter.

...Mmm, Shweppes...

In Shaw's today I was confronted by a decision that tore my soul apart. I had one (Alaska) quarter in my pocket and I had to choose between one of four decisions: I could donate to some cancer-prevention program thing, give the quarter to some hobo who is inevitably outside, spend it on some fun but ultimately worthless toy, or save it and put it in my collection of quarters of the U.S.

A few hours later, I highly regret donating a quarter to some cancer program when I could easily be playing with a plastic spider right now.

I believe that this situation is a metaphor to life, so I'll put this question here to get you all to feel possibly guilty: What would you all have done?

At 1/2/09 01:56 AM, Stan wrote: To stop making stupid jokes and sound effects would be a great start.

Yeah, and it's really obvious when they're given a script to read. The first few episodes were really unprofessional and pretty funny to watch, they need to revert back to being careless.

(More explosions would be sweet, too.)

At 8/30/08 02:03 AM, Mad-Mardigan wrote: Sir, drinking causes brain problems and bad liver damage. I'm quite shocked that you posted something like this.

rum is better

I conquer (on both topics).

This topic isn't even funny...

The bear was waiting for someone to make a topic like this, so that he could have a legit excuse to kill that person.

At 2/25/08 09:06 PM, Helloworld00 wrote: WARNING: SECRETS BELOW!...

Damn, and I thought that I was the first one to make the whole walkthrough.

Nothing much to say, except that this is an awesome game.

Level 31: PHP5A
Level 32: peas
Level 33: pudding
Level 34: ant
Level 35: face
Level 36: bench
Level 37: grant
Level 38: opaque
Level 39: paper
Level 40: (Click the hole in the level 40 cleaver icon)
Level 41: vacuum
Level 42: nectar
Level 43: rabbit (I've always loved that picture)
Level 44: shelter
Level 45: end
Level 46: treekeepers
Level 47: sad
Level 48: 19
Level 49: act
Level 50: 495
Level 51: norton
Level 52: charlie (EVERYONE should know that)
Level 53: gravity
Level 54: citadel
Level 55: cookie
Level 56: grape
Level 57: sinerider
Level 58: Sorry, I have yet to figure this one out. You can click the secret in order to advance. (I'll explain it later.)
Level 59: teddy
Level 60: The left one takes you back to Level 31, ugh. The middle lets you select any level you want from the game. The one on the right takes you to the actual ending, then the level select.

SECRETS:

Secret #1: Unfortunately, this is the one secret I have not found yet. I'm not determined enough to spend hours on the first few levels.

Secret #2: Click the skull in the corner of Level 34. You can warp to levels 35, 36, or 37. I'm still not really sure what I'm supposed to get from that picture.

Secret #3: Click the icon for level 47. You can now warp to levels 48, 49, and 50. There will also be a neat little fact about the flash there.

Secret #4: Click the black, pixel-ey face in the corner of level 58. You have no choice but to go on to level 59. You also learn another somewhat interesting fact about the game...

Secret #5: This secret is an easy one because all you have to do is get to the level select at the end of the game.

Well, I hope you find this walkthrough helpful. And if you don't, then fuck off, and make a walkthrough of your own next time.

I didn't think you were a bad person before you made this thread.

This is the first Christmas topic I've bothered to click, so I'll say this so you can all make fun of me for a while: This Christmas I got a calendar that has intense algebraic problems on it and the answer is whatever day of the month it is. What I have to do is figure out how to get that answer. Commence with the name calling, smacking, etc.

One time I blew up the toilet by putting firecrackers on it. Then there was this dragon, and, well, you all know the story.

At 12/17/07 07:55 PM, Thewests wrote:

At 12/17/07 07:48 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 12/17/07 07:44 PM, Evark wrote: And... I'm not sure I understand what you're talking about.

http://www.newgrounds.com/game/

It does it to me too: blockage of the icy-ness.

Anyone else get a Ben10 and Naruto ad?

Exactly what I, and I think everybody else, got.

I would offer a screenshot of exactly what's happening, but my computer is messed and can't deal with pictures. (Long story, it's been struck by lightning twice.) I don't think that we should get rid of the ads completely, just find a different spot for them! Preferably somewhere where nobody would notice them. I mean, it's Cartoon Network...

Ok, so I just got back to my house a few minutes ago, decided to get a couple of Oreos, and go to my favorite site Newgrounds. But, when I go to the Games section, there are ADS not only on the usual annoying parts, but on the winter theme artwork on the sides of the site! I say that this is crazy that we are practically erasing art with advertisements! I say we form a rally against the evil ads and banish them once and for all! (Well, that part's optional, really.)

Most people don't measure how far they can spit on a regular basis.

Of course religion causes violence, half the wars that this world has had has been all about religion. (Like Hitler, for example.) The religion itself doesn't mean to cause violence, but it's because of that specific religion that starts the war.

At 11/26/07 04:41 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: poke-poke-pokemon.

I couldn't agree with you more.

...What are you talking about?

At 11/26/07 12:55 PM, FatSunny wrote: http://www.vgboxart.com/boxes/Wii/8564_t he_legend_of_zelda_the_wind_waker_wii_ed ition-orig.png

Personally, I don't believe it, all it is, is some photo shopped logo onto a really generic background. But I just felt like showing you all, that.

The comma, "all," is not necessary at all. I have no other comment.

At 11/26/07 11:39 AM, doberman7 wrote: Oh, stop cutting your fingers, you daft emo.

Dang, you beat me to it!

I was sorta disappointed from how short the game was, but it was really awesome other than that. I think you should try to be more original, and not copying Pokémon entirely. (Though the music really made me remember of the old days when I had a Gameboy Color.)

Not everybody aways loves these movies.

Ewwww.

Alright, why not tell him that?

One time an eagle swooped by the top of my head and cut off some of my hair with it's talons. That's the only thing I can think of. Well, I've probably choked on food a few times, too.

At 11/25/07 11:45 AM, doomed-death wrote:

At 11/25/07 11:42 AM, afghan-man1 wrote: so one qurstion who the hell actualy uses the accounts for all the bots.

did anyone else laugh at "qurstion"?

Haha, I did.

And you think I'm not!?

Well, I have it set so that I should always be logged in, because nobody else at my house uses Newgrounds. Then one day it kept on logging me out one day for no reason. That's the closest thing that's ever happened to me.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mykel1/yom omma.htm and http://www.yomomma.com/ I always have them in my bookmarks just in case...