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Sometimes I bite my friends on the shoulder and eat their flesh. I got the nickname "Cannibal Joe" for that one. =)

At 10/30/06 09:12 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Hmmm... this could make a good story for a flash! GOOD WORK!

is it good work, or is it all a conspiracy???

At 10/30/06 06:23 PM, knightsofwho wrote: How pathetic am i?

as pathectic as a unicorn. (BURN)

At 10/30/06 09:02 PM, BigScizot wrote: Besides, those kids probly got bacon n' WAFFLES all over thier hands. Fuck that.

bacon and waffles would taste good. I should know. =)

tried it before. that was the worst sandwich ever, ever. (the kids made me ham with peanut butter)

At 10/30/06 07:10 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I was by my pool and two friends were with me. We were talking about how much girls suck when I saw a black object in the horizon.

The entire sky was black except the part were the sun just hid. So I yelled: "Holy shit look at the sky"

My friends looked and they both screamed. It was fucking amazing. It was moving incredibly fast. It went by the entire visible part of the sky in less than a minute. And I could swear it changed forms.

It made no sound whatsoever. And the most unbelivable part was that when it past through a star.... THE FUCKING STAR STARTED MOVING TOO.

You couls see the trajectory of the ship/thing... and it was going to pass infront of a star. We could all se the star there, iluminating the sky. And right after the thing passed, the star started moving in the oposite direction.

Holy motherfucking god... I can`t believe it. We are not drink nor drugged. One of my friends only smocked. But we all saw it.

first of all, it could have been some sort of comet/meteor/plane, you could have been delusional, or you could be lieing. three possible circumstances. it would be nice if you took a picture that matched your discriptions. otherwise, it is just like walking up to a stanger and saying, "Hey! I saw a UFO!" the odds of somebody believing somebody they dont even know are slim to none.

lol. when I saw this topic I thought you meant Dexter from Cartoon Network. I was like WTF!?!?

At 10/30/06 03:20 PM, BritishZombie wrote: Shit, your in DANER! Thats even worse than DANGER.

the only thing worse than DANER is... Dragon Ball Z:

I have had two deleted. both because they didnt make any sense at all. then, I put M-Bot on my ignore list. =)

At 4/10/05 09:59 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Ed, edd n Eddy was cool a while ago, now its all reruns and shit. The only good stuff on cartoonnetwork is adult swim.

not true. probably the closest thing to adult swim (on CN) is The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. some of the jokes are bad, but it sure is my type of humor. Ed Edd 'n Eddy is pretty good too.

ask for a DS. or an Xbox 360. that is a lot better than a firetruck. seriously. also, I love Christmas too but I dont obsess sbout (at least not TWO MONTHS AWAY!!!)

At 10/28/06 05:47 PM, Tantalus wrote: I'm a victum o' soycumstance!

lol. it's so funny when they all kill the bakers, employees and anybody who tries to help them.

Freddy Krueger. -_-'

At 10/16/06 07:41 PM, HaveUbeenFooFighting wrote:

At 10/16/06 07:07 PM, Whole wrote: The funny thing is that I didn't watch it

You didnt miss anything XD

I couldn't agree with you more.

At 10/16/06 07:48 PM, fire-exit-man wrote: UFO's? Complete bollocks.

All conspiracy with a lack of hard evidence.

All a children's tale.

the thing is, we don't have 100% reliable evidence (besides pictures and even videos that cant be explained), but we also don't have 100% reliable evidence that they DONT exist. I mean think of it logically, when you look out at night you see hundreds and hundreds of stars (or suns). and each one of those suns has it's very own solar system. there has to be at least ONE place in the Universe where they is some sort of life.

At 10/16/06 07:43 PM, THEFLYINGMONKEY wrote: All an American Conspiracy

Why do you wonder why they mainly fly over Mexico?

Express your thought's and feelings.

*shrugs* my best guess would be that UFO's hate water and since the Equator is right next to Mexico they think it is good to go there. (which would also explain why UFO's have hardly been sited near the coastline of Mexico.) That is also probably why (in the USA), UFO's are around the middle of the USA (not around the coastline). makes sense, right?

At 10/16/06 07:01 PM, TheBeagle wrote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ApU9h9RFSQE

LMAO!

very bad. I mean come on! what dork would steal a Spongebob episode and then make a horrible video about it!?!? Spongebob is bad enough already...

definately, spider man. I WORSHIP HIM!

At 10/13/06 10:39 PM, Hershizzle wrote: isnt it HUGE!

nice red-eye ya got there.

WE'RE REBELS! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! *boom* yo dead.

At 10/13/06 09:56 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: my cat has unlimited power with no weakness.destroys all cats u will ever hit me with and turns everyone who is doing the cock fight with their cock into kitty litter and their wangs have turned into kitty litter!

but you forget, I have my cats on guns.

At 10/13/06 09:46 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: My cat summons a army then follows up with a 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999 hit combo and powered to inf. times catnip of death wich gives unlimited power and destroys all your cats and destroys everyones cocks turning them into kitty litters!!!

super cat kills your cat, hands down. he has unlimited power w1th n0 weaknesses.

At 10/13/06 09:40 PM, Sceptor wrote: I got a lightsaber in this box. Get ready to rumble!

I dont even want to know if you really got that in the mail... *shudders* (here are some people, by the way)

At 10/13/06 09:32 PM, Dralnur wrote:

At 10/13/06 09:24 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Wang copter!

Just like Miles Prower!

Youre not getting away that easily!

CUM SPRAY!

that is so realistic, it's just disusting. even for me. *shivers*

At 10/13/06 09:19 PM, Dralnur wrote:

At 10/13/06 08:55 PM, Trambamboline wrote: A challenge has been issued!

Try as you may...

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

This looks more accurate, dont you think?

At 10/13/06 09:10 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote:

At 10/13/06 09:06 PM, anchovee wrote:

At 10/13/06 07:56 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: My cat turns into fireheart the cat and used a 40000 hit combo!!!!then attack is pwered up by catnip of light!

oh yeah? now my cat has +infinate defense/attack. PWNAGE!!!

why did you bring a cat to a cock fight!?

ummm.... brick???

At 10/13/06 07:56 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: My cat turns into fireheart the cat and used a 40000 hit combo!!!!then attack is pwered up by catnip of light!

oh yeah? now my cat has +infinate defense/attack. PWNAGE!!!

At 10/13/06 07:52 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: i use ultimate kitten fury!!!! then power up the attack times 2

might I remind you that I have a 15 HIT COMBO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

At 10/13/06 07:48 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: i challenge you all to a game of kitten kombat!!!!!!!anyone up for this ultimate challenge?????????????????????

ummm..... me?

where the heck are people getting all this pictures!?!?!? (it's kinda creepy)