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Author Search Results: 'AnalogStick'

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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/21/09 03:37 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 03:28 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 11/19/09 04:13 PM, AnalogStick wrote: I haven't found anyone who can outmatch my overall intelligence
Age/Gender: 17, Male

I wont say it, Nietzsche will:

" All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth. "

and

" Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't. "

He also said: "I will now disprove the existence of all gods. If there were gods, how could I bear not to be a god? Consequently, there are no god"

I'm not saying he doesn't have wise words, but he is more or less a failure.
*awaits incoming flame for saying that a certain anti-God quote doesn't make sense*

But seriously speaking, why do you bring age into this? You are just making an assumption based on the hordes of teenagers that you have seen who are literally just sheep in this world of ours. Age has nothing to do with this. I'm not however saying that experience doesn't matter, because it does. But is it impossible for young people to have experience in certain matters even their elders don't? I'd say yes.

I'm more or less pissed off at these highly witty newgrounders who fail at reading.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/21/09 03:25 AM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 02:22 PM, DarkSytze wrote: the reason why you would want to boast around on the internet that you are the smartest person among everybody you've ever met in your life until now gives me a heartache, it truly does.

people lie over the internet for some sort of glory i guess they wouldn't obtain outside the internet. i don't see a point in doing so, but that wasn't the heated discussion, right?

my point is that you are an elitist bastard. why would you care about you being smarter then people? being smart doesn't mean anything in this society. if you were smart and you could see that you would quickly refuge to your hermit-hole, and share your misanthrope view on the world as it is and stop bothering people about your gigantic brain.

1) Learn to read, the reason for my post was to ask a question and not boast. Once again: Learn to fucking read.
2) That actually is a vital part of your argument.
3) Doesn't mean anything in society? Roll on floor laughing my fucking ass off what the fuck barbecue.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/20/09 11:26 AM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 11:12 AM, 4urentertainment wrote: You should be smart enough to realize that the way you talk makes you look like an arrogant narcissistic fool.

"The man who thinks he is wise is a fool. The man who thinks he is a fool is indeed the wise man."

Not really correct but you get the gist of it. However I do wish that a greater percentage of people here could read correctly.
Have I said "I am smarter than everyone" or even "I am smart". No, I just compared myself to my peers. Thats all I wanted from newgrounds, a comparison. Alas, most have not yet fully developed the demanding skill known as 'reading what is actually written'. I knew that my thread would enrage many but I was greatly intrigued how many it would be. I think this rage derives from their failures and their elitist attitudes, which is ironic as they don't see themselves as such yet they call others the very same thing.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/20/09 10:55 AM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 10:35 AM, DarkSytze wrote:
i think the point being made is that the OP is a smartass, a socially incapable one at that. have you seen the movie Cube? it had a mentally retarded person in it, but he was a genius in math. what good to society is he?

How easily you assume things of other people? Socially incapable? Smartass. Also I would like to correct you: I never said that I am smarter than everyone. Why do you find it so hard to believe that someone can just be smarter than anyone he met?
I mean, is that really uncommon. In your group of friends, if you have any, I'm certain there is a person who is the smartest. SO if he says he's the smartest in a totally neutral tone does it make him a socially incapable douche?
Also: In the eyes of every person that does not depend on his e-life the following question has no answer: Why would someone lie on the internet? What does one get from that? Awe from his fellow e-friends? Thats fucking pathetic if you ask me. All I wanted in this thread is to get a simple statistic, not for idiots like you to respond to threads in a butthurt fashion.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/20/09 09:21 AM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 07:09 PM, DarkSytze wrote:
also, if people feel like acting like some pompous douche they deserve every last bit of shit that gets pelted towards them. you could know this, since by now you should've gotten at least several ''angsty teenager behind a blistering monitor'' rewards.

The only here acting like a pompous douche is you.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/19/09 05:20 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 05:16 PM, DarkSytze wrote: fuck off you autistic elitist dumbass

I haz an epic0r solushun to ur problem man: rofl pretendz thiz thred does not exist.
That solution took epic brain power to generate.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/19/09 05:12 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 05:08 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: So you can't think of your special power?
But personality is nothing without at least 1 ability that's above average.

1) Funny.
2) I did not understand what you mean to say here. Perhaps you did not understand what I said?


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/19/09 04:59 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 04:32 PM, Grizzli wrote:
I wholeheartedly agree with this statement. I really hate it when people show off there I.Q. or thier grade point average or whatever, because I.Q. test dont test for cultural knowledge, or creativity, or such. Grade point averages dont do that either unless your taking an art class, but that focuses on only one aspect of art and not your creativity as a whole. Like if Bach I.Q. was pitted against Albert Einstien's, the test would say Einstien, but since Bach is a music genius and Einstien probably wasn't, then the measurement of intelligence by I.Q. is really invalid, isn't it?

In all sense there is not a mechanism as of yet to really determine intelligence.

I whole heartedly agree, IQ has nothing to do with a persons real intelligence, sure it might test one or two areas, generally areas regarding pattern identification and the likes, but it hardly tells us anything.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/19/09 04:54 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 04:23 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Everyone. Because we're all smart in different ways and on different subjects.

I agree with this of course. But I did ask that all fields be taken into account and not just for example how good you are at being a human calculator.


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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/19/09 04:13 PM

Forum: General

How many people have you met that are more intelligent than you?
I shamelessly say that I haven't found anyone who can outmatch my overall intelligence taking all fields and mental capabilities into account. However I have met some pretty remarkable people, some even as intelligent as myself, maybe slightly less though.
I base my wild claims on comparing the way I work out everyday problems and how others do it, how efficient my methods of doing something are compared to others. Also, I pride myself on my accurate personality analysis skills as well as how well I manipulate others, stuff like that :)
How about you Newgrounds, how awesome art thou?


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Topic: I have a cooler phone than you

Posted: 11/17/09 01:45 PM

Forum: General

Alphabetic copy pasta is unoriginal.


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Topic: I think thisll help your brainspeed

Posted: 11/15/09 10:51 AM

Forum: General

This does not improve brain speed or IQ or anything like that. The only muscle used here is the finger and arguably the eye, an extremely limited test of reactions even worse because you know what to expect.
If you want to improve your actual reactions go outside and play a sport. Any will do.


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Topic: Half Beard Irl!

Posted: 11/08/09 04:49 PM

Forum: General

Shame on you newgrounds for not appreciating the beard. Fucking pre pubescent fucks.


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Topic: Half Beard Irl!

Posted: 11/08/09 03:53 PM

Forum: General

A man with half a beard in real life. For those who don't know, Half Beard is an animation on newgrounds. Here he is. Sorry if it's old.


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Topic: Loud PC fan

Posted: 10/30/09 07:10 AM

Forum: General

I bought a new PC. One of the fans which is located on the side of the case is extremely loud. The loudness happens the instant the PC is turned on. Placing a hand over the vent muffles the high frequency humming but it is still very loud.
I must not open the case as it will void my guarantee and what not.
The main fan (if you will) is a Cooler Master Silent Pro M700 and I pretty much can't hear it at all. I'm pretty sure the secondary fan on the side of the case is also Cooler Master.
Do I:
a) Call the retailer and tell them about the problem. They will probably take it back and either tell me it's working normally or get me a new fan.
OR
b) Fix it by software means?
Thanks.


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/22/09 07:53 AM

Forum: General

I hit you,
I fuck you,
I lead you,
I step on you,
I rape you,
I eat you,
I punch you,
I rip you,
I better than you,
I awesomer than you,
I blacker than you,
I kick you,
I flip you,
I dick you,
I shift you,
I push you,
I pull you,
I am me,
You are you,
I rape you.

I'm a mother fucking wordsmith, not only am I rhyming the ends of verses, I am at the same time rhyming the beginnings of verses, YEAH
FUCK YEAH!


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Topic: This is a good song, surprising.

Posted: 10/21/09 02:30 PM

Forum: General

White people are better in this than black people.


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Topic: a lady friend

Posted: 10/21/09 02:28 PM

Forum: General

Making a big deal out of nothing but here is some advice: Talk to her. That's it, talking leads to more talking leads to bond leads to opportunity for more leads to you asking her out on dates leads to you making out with her leads to sex leads to possible breakup leads to emo depression leads to more emo depression leads to either suicide (more probable) or you getting over it. In case of later leads to you finding another girl and repeating said process, except this time you might not be as lucky to survive the emo depression.


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Topic: Windows Formatted Itself

Posted: 10/21/09 10:32 AM

Forum: General

No but seriously, this one time when I came home my computer sprouted legs and started shooting lasers everywhere. FML. Yeah, FML.
True story.

@OP admit that you deleted system32 and then proceeded to erase all evidence of your stupidity by doing more stupidity.


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/21/09 10:19 AM

Forum: General

Ok seriously, it was funny the first time but now you guys are just demeaning yourselves.


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Topic: Allow Me To Penetrate Your Psyche

Posted: 10/20/09 03:47 PM

Forum: General

Me, I'm more interesting than the rest :3


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/20/09 02:24 PM

Forum: General

At 10/20/09 12:03 PM, PierrePoopsalot wrote: did you really expect to put this on here and not get burned?

He thinks its cool.


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/20/09 11:49 AM

Forum: General

At 10/20/09 11:40 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 10/20/09 11:20 AM, AnalogStick wrote: I'm the best.
Actually, I'd say SKS pretty much owned both of you.

I'm not rapping, I am merely laughing at igrimreaper with the use of words and some small rhymes. I am not a fan of rapping and in my honest opinion I think that whether you win or lose a 'rap battle' you still pretty much fail it.


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/20/09 11:20 AM

Forum: General

I'm the best.


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/20/09 09:43 AM

Forum: General

At first I was like: Rofl this guy is probably joking,
Then I was like: WHAT HAS THIS IDIOT BEEN SMOKING!
Then I was curious if this guy is serious,
but I know from experience that he's only delirious.
However I like it that he rhymes with the same word,
And It doesn't at all make his rap sound absurd.
As a finishing statement I would just like to say,
That iamgrimreaper is really gay.


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Topic: Atheists and Religion

Posted: 10/18/09 03:49 PM

Forum: General

Let us all immediately assume that when the OP says religion he means Christianity. Let us also assume that 'religion' is a set containing one element, that element being Christianity.


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Topic: Official Dota Thread.

Posted: 10/10/09 04:47 PM

Forum: Video Games

HoN and LoL fail epicly. I played both and I got sick of the graphics, the heroes, the interface, the graphics, the items, everything being changed, the graphics, phallic balancing attempts, the graphics, stupid unoriginal new heroes and the graphics. The only thing I like is the integration of the friends system into the game and the reconnecting if someone disconnects.


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Topic: Names For Nationalities During War

Posted: 10/10/09 04:41 PM

Forum: General

At 10/10/09 04:39 PM, TheAdd wrote: Why were we called Tommy, - Did the Americans have a name?

Because of the fucking Thompson SMG.


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Topic: Names For Nationalities During War

Posted: 10/10/09 04:40 PM

Forum: General

Jerry, named after the chamberpot kept under a bed.


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Topic: Those songs we all heard of?

Posted: 10/10/09 03:16 PM

Forum: General

Yeah I guess newgrounds isn't the place to ask if you wanted some good old famous songs.


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