At 7/27/04 10:09 PM, ChaosFoot wrote: Spidermans an idiot, he cant even talk cuz he forgot to cut a mouth hole!

In the movies, Spiderman can talk without even flapping his jaw! Ithought that was strange. Mabye they ran out of money and couldn't finish the facial animations, heh.

Yeah, I like some 311 stuff. The tracks I've heard are 'Random', 'Down' and 'All Mixed Up'. They're all pretty good.

At 7/27/04 08:29 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote:

:religeos protestors

Hasanyone ever been harassed in the street by those guys?
One time me and my mate were approached by some strangely-dressed woman who was trying to get us to join her Hari Krishna Gouranga tribe or something.
So we asked her "Hey, you're the guys you run over in GTA for bonus points, ain't you?" and she left us alone :)

At 7/27/04 06:23 PM, JasonBaronuk wrote: Can anyone here make moving .gif files?

If you have flash, then you can make gifs. Just select 'gif' as one of your publishing options in the publish menu.

At 7/27/04 07:17 PM, DingoTheDog wrote:
Slapping them with a wet cod would be a start.

But then they will only get on at you for cruelty to animals or some pish. "By slapping me in the face with that wet cod you are disrespecting its rights as an animal!" Even though it's dead...

At 7/27/04 06:57 PM, DingoTheDog wrote:
This isnt a protest.

lol, yeah man. I actually don't care if they ruin the Tattoo or not. Anyway, how exactly do you protest against protesters? If you wave a banner at them, you'll only get sucked onto the crowd!

At 7/27/04 06:26 PM, DingoTheDog wrote:
lol, id pay to see that "Hiiieeee my china man sir, we are totully aganst youzzzz fur hurtin a tibertianes, pleeeezze dont hurtin dem agane and leeve"

Aye, that would be a laugh. Especially if the embassay set dogs on them :)

ASCII pics only really works with monospaced fonts like 'Courier New', so that pic sucks here.

Haha, you must be scottish then! I saw the same news coverage about the Millitary Tattoo in Edinburgh. All that tribal stuff they are bringing over I don't really like, but I don't like the bagpipes-n-shite we have anyway, so I don't care.

Though when I heard that bit about the protestors, i thought "God's Sake! Why do protesters have to ruin everybody's fun!?"

The Army band doesn't even have anything to do with China's oppresivness to Tibet. They wuld be much better off complaining to the Chinese embassy!

At 7/27/04 08:06 AM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: Did he have a reason for killing the person? Most of the time people only kill for a reason.
Also did you know the person that died? I

Yes, the kid died. But I agree, unless you're a total fuckwit you don't stab someone just 'cause you feel like it. As the killing was in school, there would have been a lot of 'playground politics' going on atthe time - the kind of stuff that you'll never hear about in the news. Because of that, the truth will probably never really get out.

well, it's gonna be YOUR pedal bank, surely you should use whatever YOU find is easiest? But for looking cool, i'd go for the spaceship one.

is that actually your fingerprint?

At 7/26/04 10:54 PM, The_Bacon_Jesus wrote:
U may need to learn better HTML, you use < not [

VBulletin-powered forums use VBCode - it uses "[...]" instead of "<...>"

VB is used for a lot of forums, it's easy to get used to it.

At 7/26/04 10:51 PM, G4m3w1z wrote: I'm asking, does anyone here actually respond nicely when IM'd?

I don't mind a chat on my IM with randoms if they actually have something interesting to say, or if they are telling me about something Newgrounds-related.
I am not in the mood for conversations starting with
"hi! can we be like, internet friends?"
No dude, we simply can't. I have more important things to do.
But i like getting to know people if they having something interesting to say.

At 7/26/04 09:36 PM, MajicBicycle wrote:

At 7/26/04 09:32 PM, analog_alkali wrote:

Did you realize that my first post actually included a link to the Adobe site, or not? It seems like such an odd question to ask,. but the more I look at your post, the more it doesn't even look like sarcasm! (I ask because you're new here, and might not know that orange font = link)

Oops, sorry man. Yes, i know what the links on NG look like, i may be new to the boards but I ain't atotal NG noob. i just read "no freakin' clue" and forgot to actually look at the link. I wasn't being sarcastic, I was just trying to be the smart-arse. In the end, I'm just an arse :P

Age-of-consent laws are a bit bullshit i think - they are different all over the world! Does this mean the people from a country with a younger age-of-consent are more mature than those of the same age from another country with a higher age-of-consent? I seriously doubt it.

Have sex when you feel you are ready. If you are underage at the time, well.. try not to get caught ;)

At 7/26/04 09:40 PM, Matter wrote: Best Music Video Flash
Favorite Games (any number)

Well, I think one of the best music videos on NG is 'Angry White Boy Polka' by LisVender; http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/132035 .

My favourite game on NG at the moment has to be Blastpod, co-made by TomFulp himself - I'm getting addicted! http://www.newgrounds.com/captain_lowrez/ .

Hope this helps you a little bit.

At 7/25/04 07:54 PM, Dancing_Doodie wrote:

We have been on alot of news shows so you have probably heard about us.

Yeah! I saw a clip from this in a news item about the US elections.It looked prtty funny there, and now that I've seen the whole thing, it's even funnier. Good flash work man.

Though I don't think this will become a classic on NG or anything, it'll probably get you guys lots of positive feedback and exposure. There have been worse things on the front page (there are worse things on it right now), so I think you have a chance of getting featured.

At 7/26/04 09:26 PM, MajicBicycle wrote:

At 7/26/04 09:23 PM, Retarded_Clown wrote: and where can i find it?

I have
no freakin' clue.

man, have none of y'all ever heard of google? put 'photoshop' into google and you'll get the official site, there is a trial version for download there.

At 7/26/04 09:02 PM, Mihan wrote: wtf it's 2d shooter in 2006 with graphics of 2001. I'm not someone who thinks that graphics are everything in a game but wtf?

Graphics! Blah, man!

Tetris is the oldest game i have and i still play it nearly every day. It's blocky and jerky with only four shades of grey, and absolutely 2D. But it's all about the gameplay, in the end. I like the flash version of AH, i hope the console version will kick ass.

At 7/26/04 09:05 PM, dr1zztt wrote: America is crammed with fat people because of McDonalds.

Probably because of their dirt-cheap (in comparison) gasoline too.

At 7/26/04 08:49 PM, Mugetsu88 wrote: there are a ton of reviews that complain about the movie being plotless. like the author wasn't aware of it.

"The Music and Graphics were impressive,but ur story line kinda suked.I think u should have made the story line a little more intrested,because by the end of the clip I got bored."

What Fucking story?, there was no story!

Yeah, but just because a submission was intended to have no story, doesn't mean to say one can't bring that up as a bad thing about a submission!
Imagine someone made a flash without any graphics. In the notes the author writes "this flash was not intented to have grahphics". Am I supposed to ignore the fact that there's nothing to look at?
Basically what I am trying to say is that if a flash has no story, and I think there should be a story in it, i'll say so. MY review, MY opinions.

At 7/26/04 08:34 PM, -noir- wrote: Just go for the salads.

Last I heard, the salads were still pretty crappy health-wise. 300-odd calories or something? If you really want to eat healthily, why the hell are you in McD? I tihnk the salad is just a fashion thing, since there's a whole 'war on fat' going on, heh.

i quickly learned that writing constructive reviews is much more helpful to artists, and i actually like helping authors improve their work where possible. I've actually been getting a few replies from flash authors about my reviews, as they stood out from the majoirty of "U ROCK" or "U SUCK GET BLAMMED"...

So basically, yeah i think i'm following the rules pretty well. Happy to help Wade!