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Author Search Results: 'AmateurProfessional'

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Topic: I hate texting.

Posted: 07/11/09 07:16 AM

Forum: General

At 7/11/09 06:56 AM, rentman wrote:
At 7/11/09 05:50 AM, Spaghetti14 wrote: Dude, wouldn't it be awesome if you could record your voice and send it to the other person and they could reply, like voice text messages?
Too bad that will never happen.
why dont you just take a recording and mms it

Costs too much, takes forever to send and receieve, sometimes certain phones can't view files sent by different phones, etc.


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Topic: I hate you poor kids.

Posted: 07/11/09 07:13 AM

Forum: General

At 7/11/09 07:10 AM, wildface098 wrote:
At 7/11/09 07:04 AM, Haoie wrote: And this is why we should kill the rich.
But without the rich, there wouldn't be greed...

Killing the rich wouldn't get rid of greed, the poor would just fill the gaps left behind by the previous upper classes.

Also, no greed is a good thing, do you not think at all before posting?


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Topic: I'm going to be on television.

Posted: 07/11/09 07:04 AM

Forum: General

Be sure to mention Newgrounds and describe how awesome it is.

Or say BB is a load of bollocks.

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Topic: Zerg rushed in Epic War 3

Posted: 07/11/09 07:01 AM

Forum: General

Bahaha.

You're just unlucky, it happens some times. I was rushed on my first time playing that game, had no clue what to do.


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Topic: I hate you rich kids.

Posted: 07/11/09 06:58 AM

Forum: General

At 7/10/09 11:51 PM, biohasard wrote: Rich kids are the reason we have shit like AIDS...
One rich kid couldn't get any pussy one day, So he got his mummy to buy him a monkey.
Fuck rich kids, Fuck them up there stupid asses!

No, it was a poor black guy in somewhere in Afica that started AIDS.

Ignorance sure is fun.

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Topic: HungOver

Posted: 07/11/09 06:44 AM

Forum: General

At 7/11/09 05:15 AM, wildface098 wrote:
At 7/11/09 05:12 AM, HellboundNinja wrote:
At 7/11/09 05:09 AM, He-Who-Never-Wa wrote: 2010?
What bitch im from the future...how else would I be bale to hang out with Jesus at a bar.
*Slaps You In The Face* Snap The Fuck Out Of It!!!

What? You've never seen Jesus at a bar?


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Topic: I hate texting.

Posted: 07/11/09 06:42 AM

Forum: General

I find texting too impersonal, things I type always sound wrong and it ends in confusion or arguments.
I call people all of the time now, texting isn't worth it really.


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Topic: I just switched to FireFox

Posted: 07/11/09 06:20 AM

Forum: General

At 7/11/09 05:41 AM, Spaghetti14 wrote:
At 7/11/09 05:34 AM, wildface098 wrote: lol, Except With Browsers, You Can Surf Pr0n!!1!
Porn For PSP (NSFW)

A PSP counts as a console?


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Topic: so I totally came back from Japan

Posted: 07/11/09 06:11 AM

Forum: General

Every Japanese person I've seen where I live, are ugly and annoying as hell.
The worst thing is they think they're nice.


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Topic: Five people on a railroad

Posted: 07/10/09 02:24 PM

Forum: General

Obvious answer: Pull out a camera and record the hilarity.


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Topic: Another Celebrity Dies

Posted: 06/29/09 02:26 PM

Forum: General

At 6/29/09 02:19 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote:
At 6/29/09 01:58 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: man something weird is going on this week i blame this guy
Bullshit. This guy is a much more likely suspect.

Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's more likely to be behind the death of several celebrities.

... Hold on

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Topic: Next Celebrity to die?

Posted: 06/28/09 05:05 PM

Forum: General

Tom Hanks.


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Topic: Muslim or Christian

Posted: 06/23/09 12:55 PM

Forum: General

At 6/23/09 12:45 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 6/23/09 04:46 AM, 4urentertainment wrote: Have you read anything other than what the media says? Islam orders to leave peacefully with other religions of all kinds,and not enforce it on anybody. Jihad is defendingyour land, not attacking.
Now that's relevant information.

Islam4uk.

Investigate.

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Topic: Best prank to do on a friend?

Posted: 06/22/09 05:02 PM

Forum: General

You're a dick.


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Topic: a girl is crazy enough to fancy me.

Posted: 06/22/09 03:51 PM

Forum: General

Make a death threat, if she still likes you then marry her.

Then a few years down the line, live up to that threat.


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Topic: Bruno

Posted: 06/22/09 03:50 PM

Forum: General

At 6/22/09 03:05 PM, icehulk34 wrote:
At 6/22/09 03:03 PM, ZachMM wrote: I guarantee you it is not going to be funny.
Not with that attitude mister.

If you go in thinking it won't be funny, it won't be funny.

So go in thinking nothing at all, and all will be good.


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Topic: Muslim or Christian

Posted: 06/22/09 03:42 PM

Forum: General

I'd rather not be thought of a as a terrorist.

Christian.


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Topic: Love, virginity, sex... Bad choises

Posted: 06/21/09 04:59 PM

Forum: General

At 6/21/09 04:56 PM, Turpis wrote:
At 6/21/09 04:54 PM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: stick it in her pooper, you'll feel better
Done that, didn't help really :p

No you didn't, and you've never had a girlfriend.

Have fun creating another marvelous story.

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Topic: black or asain?

Posted: 06/21/09 04:49 PM

Forum: General

Black people in porn look horrible.
Asian people in porn look hot.

Therefore, asian; by far.


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Topic: Do Not Open. Virus Warning.

Posted: 06/21/09 04:47 PM

Forum: General

At 6/21/09 04:46 PM, maddskill wrote:
At 6/21/09 04:45 PM, AmateurProfessional wrote: I opened this, as I knew I would not get a virus.

Fuck your idea.
Yea but what if it was?
Lmfao.

It wasn't.
And it couldn't be.


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Topic: The Stig

Posted: 06/21/09 04:46 PM

Forum: General

They just destroyed my many theories on who it would be.

Stupid show, now it's not going to be as interesting.


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Topic: Do Not Open. Virus Warning.

Posted: 06/21/09 04:45 PM

Forum: General

I opened this, as I knew I would not get a virus.

Fuck your idea.

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Topic: The Stig finally takes off...

Posted: 06/21/09 04:44 PM

Forum: General

I am so disappointed.


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Topic: Some ass hole..

Posted: 06/15/09 04:29 PM

Forum: General

Just wait for it to blow over.

Don't report, and don't fight unless confronted.
Works pretty well for me.


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Topic: Door Stuck

Posted: 06/15/09 04:04 PM

Forum: General

Unscrew the hinges.


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Topic: Worst City you've visited...

Posted: 06/15/09 03:48 PM

Forum: General

Glasgow, Scotland.

The only place I've ever heard someone threaten to "glass" me.


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Topic: What the nelly, facebook?

Posted: 06/15/09 03:45 PM

Forum: General

No, they're just showing people hate you.


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Topic: Good, or evil?

Posted: 06/15/09 03:40 PM

Forum: General

Good, because I my conscience stops me from doing bad things.

I hate my mind.

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Topic: I got my new pillow!

Posted: 06/15/09 03:38 PM

Forum: General

At 6/15/09 03:33 PM, ApeWithAMallet wrote: ur motha muzt think ur prettay dayum gay for haven dat shit boi!!!

You will never get a decent job.


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Topic: Retarded-Looking Bands

Posted: 06/14/09 05:55 PM

Forum: General

Blank post.

Retarded-Looking Bands


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