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Response to: Pissing on homeless people Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

Uh, No way.

Response to: Guys, if you were a female... Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

I don't even know how to name the sizes.

Response to: Are churches this desperate? Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

At 8/30/09 12:32 AM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: Religion just keeps getting more and more pathetic it seems...

Fixed for ya'.

Response to: Lack of sleep bad? Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

Yeah, your not going to feel as young after awhile.

Response to: Fake a death. Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

But aren't you scheduled for execution tomorrow?

Response to: Glass Of Milk Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

I hate regular milk.

However, chocolate is always good no matter what it's in.

Response to: Guitar Hero = BJ Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

I went to the store and got a blow job.

My story is at least 99.9% more true than yours.
Response to: Where Do You Sweat The Most? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

I don't sweat a lot, but if it's a hot stuffy room, I'll sweat from my palms a little and my neck.

Response to: The word amazing can't be spelled Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

"I love you" can not be spelled or spoken without NG.

Response to: What's your greeting to people IRL? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

"Sup" or "Hi".

Response to: Is it possible to get a job at 13? Posted August 28th, 2009 in General

Well when I was 13, my family had their own business so I worked for awhile until I realized I wasn't getting the pay I deserved (15 bucks for a whole day, 10 in the morning to 9 at night), while everyone else got more than 10 dollars an hour.

My dad also quit because they started taking money from his paycheck to buy their own things they liked. "They" being his dad who owns the business.

So anyway, try to find out if anyone in your family has a business and try to get them to let you work with them.

Response to: artist/user? Posted August 28th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

Depends on the person. An artist and user can just blog about whatever they want to.

New's post's from an artist can be like, maybe they submitted new artwork and they want people to know or updating people with their improved skills.

Regular users usually blog or post random things. Unless they make flash then they can post about their new flash or a preview of their next flash.

But really, both can post anything if they felt like it.

Response to: Good Review -- Deleted? Posted August 28th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

Eh, every review now a days gets either deleted or marked abusive. But, I think you could have gave it a higher score than that especially since you didn't find "that" many problems with it.

Response to: I just got an ipod touch! Posted August 28th, 2009 in General

I see.

I just got an ipod touch!

Response to: What is with god damn ED? Posted August 28th, 2009 in General

ED is always full of tards. Hell, they make the damn articles.

Response to: Most hated User? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Hmm probably a few trolls that really annoyed the fuck out of me but they're long gone now.

I kinda don't like poozy, but then again he's funny sometimes.

Response to: Sex Messages in Hey Arnold! Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

I have a feeling you got that from 4chan because I was there when someone posted that in the new test board.

I mean my friend told me that someone posted that...Yeah...
Response to: Oh shit, I'm furry... Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/22/09 12:34 AM, korg53 wrote: I was to put this first so he could feel more desperate
muhahahahar!!

That actually looks good...

NO! I MUST RESIST...THE POWAH!!!

Response to: Regarding censorship Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 09:23 PM, Umbri wrote: Oh yeah, almost everybdy here on Newgrounds is disrespectfull and immature... i'm so sorry I forgot, my mistake.

Well someone a little grumpy..Oh wait, you have a club based on "magic cards". I'm so sorry I forgot, my mistake.

Response to: why are boobs cencored? Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

They are now considered sexual things.

Response to: Poozy sent me a box. Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

Hurry up and just open it. The suspense is killing everyone.

Response to: I Think I Have Aids. Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

I usually don't believe 90% of the threads here especially after the troll increase, but I'll be damned if you actually did die of AIDS and then everyone suddenly stops laughing about you.

Response to: Happy Birthday, shadowslayer1313 Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

Yeah happy birthday stranger on the internet.

Response to: Brownies are fucking awesome Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

My friend made me brownies for valentines day and they had a chocolate filling inside.

Best fucking thing I've ever tasted.

Response to: I Can't Believe He's Dead... Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

At 8/25/09 01:30 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:
Oh yeah! He was that one guy who was on that one show and answered that one question and then died.

Fucking lol'd for a good 3 minutes right there.

Anyway, he's probably not that important.

Response to: So i made my mom cry...again... Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

Obvious Troll is obvious.

There was another thread like this earlier but except he was making his mom happy.

Just gtfo.

Response to: Temptation Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

No, this is not Grand Theft Auto in real life.

Response to: Happiest place on earth my ass. Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

Last time I went to Universal Studios, everyone was happy.

But that was about 2 or 3 years ago so probably changed by now.

Response to: District 9 Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

At 8/25/09 01:08 AM, GiantDouche wrote: It wasn't believable in the slightest. I'm not talking about the aliens and their technology. How did Wilkus magically get out of every scenario at the last moment. How did they break into a government building and not get shot and escaped instantly, I'd think they would barricade the exits and the cars would be locked. Why did the prawns only help Wilkus at the last moment.

God damn it, don't spoil it for me already!

(99% Quote shit is taken up meowmix and now it's 83.37 so just going to type some stuff here so just ignore this please)

Response to: this is why i cant be taken serious Posted August 25th, 2009 in General

No, the reason you can't be taken serious is because you make threads like this.

Makes me want to strangle you.