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There are some really fucked up people out there. Most of them come to newgrounds.

Keep that in mind.

Seriously, just...don't...just *sigh*

I thought I was the only one!

Yeah I do that trick just to freak people out at school. Pretty neat but feels weird after doing it too long.

Well in my opinion of-

OH SHIT! DID YOU HEAR THAT?

No...I didn't...

Oh okay.

I think I'm getting screwed over... Damn you lying AT&T bastards! I even have the "Premium" internet service.

The vaccine is a lie.

Be glad you even ate, some people would kill to have some of that bread. (Not literally)

No, but I thought I'd share this with you guys.

I think the a British accent is pretty cool also.

I usually use a Texas accent but not that hill billy-ish.

At 10/16/09 04:54 PM, TomFulp wrote: That ad isn't putting one dollar in my pocket, it's paying for this site you fuckers can't stop bitching about so SUCK IT UP AND GET OVER IT. If I want more money I'll ditch NG and make another console game. THAT'S RIGHT FUCK ALL OF YOU!

enjoy

OH SHI-

Okay guys, I think he's mad now.

One of my close friends is a girl and she mostly just sleeps all the time or chats with her friends on AIM.

I try to spend as much time with her as I can because she doesn't seem to have a very interesting life. No video games, Scared of any movie besides drama, Strict Father with VERY strict rules such as not being able to talk or look at another guy, no video games, and the such. So I usually take her out without her father knowing.

She likes to go to the mall, eat, sleep, I take her to the park sometimes, riding bikes, listen to music, eat some more, talk, and mostly just hanging around with friends.

I don't think girls are any more different from guys besides the gender and it's "organs".

Tell him not to ask you what you're doing. Simple as that. If he still pursues, just ignore him.

Have you already tried a full system scan with your AV?

Also try a scan with your Anti Spy-ware if you haven't already. Trojans can disguise themselves but my AV usually finds them anyway. :D

I don't get zits because I never go outside or sweat.

Fuck, I'm afraid of removing mine.

I think I might have to soon because I can feel and see them popping out all the way in the back of my mouth. I heard you'll randomly get extreme pain and start coughing up/throwing up blood and start dying and shit. Oh and that it's probably the most painful experience ever in your life.

At 10/16/09 08:48 PM, EL-7 wrote: No. Now quit whining and have patience. You can't make yourself not 13. It's like saying "The sun's too hot. Is there a way to make the sun less hot?"

Throw ice cubes at the sun.

Look, to all the people going insane, every religion is probably complete bull shit, or maybe it's not, so just live your life as it is before you die. When you die, you can find out on your own.

Honestly everyone's a fucking slave to religion these days. If you don't believe it, then don't believe it. You don't have to tell everyone that Christian/Atheist/Catholic or whatever is bull shit. Just keep it to yourself and save your ass from angry mobs. I personally don't believe in any religion, but I wouldn't call myself an Atheist because I just don't care about any religion.

I don't believe in religions, evolution, scientific shit, nothing. I'll probably never know the truth, but that's okay because I just want to watch a god damn movie, or play some video games, maybe eat some snacks.

GOD DAMN PEOPLE.

Oh shi-

Well I like to make people bleed all their blood out, but I don't drink it. Does that count?

At 10/12/09 04:37 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:34 AM, JollySpace wrote: lolno.

Ayt, then prove it. Grow a fucking pair, and start accepting people from your country are very stupid. You may be smart, hell, I admit, YOU SIR, ARE SMART. But like rich people and money, people actually CAN be dumber than you.

Why don't you start accepting that your country is too fucking weak to stand up so that's why you stay in your safe little house and insult Americans over the internet.

Well sometimes when I rub the end of my spinal cord (Usually where a "Tail" should be) I feel like reaching an orgasm and I would if I kept on going at it.

I wouldn't trust myself with a gun.

Who's army you with?

At 10/7/09 07:51 PM, Matt2358 wrote:

At 10/7/09 07:13 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 10/7/09 06:43 PM, Makeshift wrote:

At 10/7/09 06:34 PM, Slosha69 wrote: L4D is a horrible game. I played it for like an hour and haven't play it since. It is a valid argument. You're a fool.

Shut up.
Left 4 Dead is a game you don't enjoy.
You can't say it's horrible. Other people enjoy it.
I can't believe you only played it for an hour?
I've spent probably almost 50 hours on this game.
I expect your response to be "get a life".

It's called an opinion, fuckface.
He can say it's horrible, because in his mind, it is horrible.
Don't lambaste him with your defensive bullshit and tell him he can't state his fucking opinion because other people liked it.

Actually saying "L4D sucks" is not a statement of opinion, as he never said that it only sucks in his opinion. He was implying that the game sucks to everyone everywhere. It COULD be his opinion, but he never specified if he only though it sucked to him or if he thought it literally DOES suck, no opinion about it, which would obviously be false since that is a normative statement.

No, he just said it was a horrible game. So he doesn't need to specify it to others to let them know that it's his own opinion that he thinks it sucks. I honestly just read his post and could just tell that he didn't like it, he didn't say something like "L4D is a horrible game to everyone because I said so".

No, he didn't.

Oh I can't believe I haven't said Happy Birthday yet!

So uh...Happy Birthday!

Enjoy your back pains.

Eventually

At 10/6/09 11:06 PM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Some stupid bull shit

Or maybe we actually do have rights and freedom?...

Well I'm already here but,

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

I think keyboards eventually become more noisy as you use them...

Ah, the smell of raging 360 users is coming.

Popcorn anyone?

OP hasn't even posted, he's either a lying faggot or he's telling everyone he knows about the baby thing.

But if you're not lying, then congratulations. Sort of...

Although being so young, it's going to be one hell of a ride for you. Good luck, you're going to need it.