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I respect what everyone post's and thinks around here. But I take them more seriously if they have more than 1,000 post's.

I'm dead at a graveyard.

Oh what fun!

At 8/23/09 05:20 AM, jack231 wrote:
i live in America, but i get the gist. but still, my grandma's house is really fucking clean so this was a surprise.

Cockroaches are everywhere, and it's been proven that even the cleanest homes can get them. So not much of a surprise to me since I'm used to it now.

U.S Money might not be as fancy as yours but it's very convenient even if you crunch it up because you just need to flatten it back out and you'll still be able to pay it so it doesn't matter what it looks like.

The fresh new ones also smell nice.

I'd have nothing to do when I have nothing to do.

What are you talking about?

Well I didn't waste my life on video games like you did, I'm in high school and after I graduate from high school I'm going to enlist for the U.S marines because I think that's way cooler than getting a fancy pants car.

I'm at california, it ain't so bad here. Temp is around 80 in the morning and drops to 70 at night time.

I don't know you.

Get cancer.

Oh the days go by...

At 8/17/09 12:05 AM, Chymeraxe wrote:
Wouldn't the bubble just be dirty on the outside, and clean on the inside since there's nothing but air?

No, the bubble is made out of dirty water.

I don't think so.

The dirty bubble!

Just imagine the filth

The soccer moms will help you.

Uhh, I forgot who was in my group...

I'll just shoot at anything that looks like a zombie I guess...

So we done here yet?

When reducing the image file size, it does that by making the quality of the picture worse. Or by increasing the file size, the quality get's better.

Sometimes pictures are big file sizes because they got a lot of shit going on in them.

Most of the time I use paint.NET because I can lower the file size without harming my photo too much.

This is so obviously fake.

At 8/16/09 06:48 AM, Xarnor wrote:

At 8/16/09 06:46 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: 8 year old kid

This is where I stopped reading and started laughing at you.

But you soon realized that it didn't happen if you were to read the rest of his story.

That's because:
somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin' for me
My lover stands on golden sand
And watches the ships that go sailin'

Somewhere beyond the sea
She's there watchin' for me
If I could fly like birds on high
Then straight to her arms I'd go sailin'

It's far beyond the star
It's near beyond the moon
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon

We'll meet beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be, beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailin'

I know beyond a doubt,
My heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet, I know we'll meet
Beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be, beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailin'

At 8/16/09 03:54 AM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: Flushed again, didn't go down, so I did something totally out of panic and broke the turd in half with my hands, then flushed again and the two pieces got stuck in the fucking hole.

I can't even describe how hard I'm laughing at this.

At 8/16/09 03:44 AM, Genocide wrote: This belongs to your blog, dude.

You shouldn't backseat mod, DUDE.

At 8/16/09 05:52 AM, rj1525 wrote: Shutup. Your just killing the thread. The thread was dead, now its more worse than dead.

This thread was dead when it started like bread.

/crappy rhyming

It'd be better if the story was actually real.

At 8/16/09 03:58 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: Whoa Nelly!

Fuck, I pressed the post button instead of browse.

Re posting :(

Whoa Nelly!

So where do I download it?

Here's another one.

A scene of the heavy enjoying a cake in the middle of a forest. I forgot to change his expression before I took the shot.

Nothing too interesting but my friend celebrated his birthday on gmod so I took some screen shots.

Damn where do you live?

That place looks amazing. All I see around me are buildings and only 2% green.