To wrap this up, Josh's first ever shitty bday thread ever (fucking Luis remind me to kick his ass), I'd just like to add that I pissed on his bedroom window while he was getting sloppy bday sex.

The funny thing is how many of you think I'm making a crappy joke heh.

BAGS PACKED LATER GUYS

At 10/29/09 09:43 PM, Onic wrote: [6:28pm] <@Psycho_Goldfish> I just told him his game sucks dick and nobody is playing it
[6:29pm] <@Psycho_Goldfish> in those exact words
[6:29pm] <@Psycho_Goldfish> because I am helpful

Vile Canadian filth lives yet another year.

^^^^ True story.

Also I'd like to add that while I'm sharing in his "birthday cake", Canadians are all born from eggs.

I can not be proven wrong.

Oh no it's the Japanese!

At 9/17/09 11:43 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Remember that thing that happened ages ago that no one remembers? HAHAHAHA good times!!

Remember when you were in Denver and your bed exploded into TEN THOUSAND poisoned frosted dildoes? YOU WILL!

Hey altr, should we for real mod you?

Hey hey calm down I don't deserve that sort of punishment. I'll smack you with a blunted Jonas in your frail canuk ass till it shatters and kills hundreds before that happens.

At 9/17/09 11:07 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm not calling you a liar on either case. I was just asking for clarifagtion.

Ron did where Jonas won't.

I suspect we'll be draining the bottle of Bourbon that I'm bringing?

There's only one thing I can respond to that with:

<mamatequila> my vbbro was in my shit here..yajew abd shit

BEERFARTS

At 9/17/09 10:37 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Wait a minute...

You insinuating that Ron couldn't hold his booze while suggesting that Jonas is gay?

Ask me that, liver to liver. The loser gets to ungay jonas (I don't lose).

Boulder is NW go there god damn it. You're the worse straight edged mod since bigbadron threw up tuna fish in his first and only beer battle.

I will not be responsible for your gay. Oh and this thread. Fuck.

I'LL BE IN THE BACKGROUND YELLING DUDE AND SHAVING JOSH'S KID'S HEAD SO HE LOOKS LIKE JOHN FROM LOST AND STILL YELLING, LIKE I WAS TYPING IN ALL CAPS OH WAIT FUCK

"An asshole that is alive, and will extend outside of the body to choke victims."

This is code red, red as in RECTUS ANIMUS red, people. Don't be alarmed we are handling this as swiftly as possible. Please stay indoors and don't pour any tasty sauce if your asshole becomes extended. Thank you for your coruptedstainedcells.

While going through may daily 18 hours of flash viewing and playing (isn't this such a great site lol) I saw something that made me faint. To the ground!

3 dr0kn flashes in the top 50! I'll tell you, my inhalers have NEVER gotten such a workout before lol! (lol)

So on behalf of our e-friends, e-co-workers, and e-fans (e-lol) we give our heartfelt thanks and pray for your families in these tough times.

=') <----- that's me right now. I'm off to go buy some more inhalers kthxbylolk.

People, we have gathered here today to FEEL the power of me missssspelling verses an unwed Canadian maidianhood, fight.
.com

In this pit of self loathing and paint all over her overalls:

WE HAVE SHITONASTICK!

In the other corner, weighing in at 400 stones of calling Sam a fag:
THE ALTER OF FALTER, THE KING OF DO YOUR TEATS RING, THE WHAT THE FUCK TYPING SOMEONE BAN SHIT FUCK,
Me.

This thread is to decide who really cares, and no doubt I made this because hell I don't remember SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

At 6/4/09 02:48 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: In memorandum
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 8183

I feel like a lawyer chasing ambulances . Good times.

At 5/30/09 02:05 AM, Rig wrote: I should submit this to major news corporations.

GOD DAMN FINK! dsgfhgdhf

FINK!

Don't make me fuck to late FIIIIIIIIIIINK!!

What what were we doing now?

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http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2015/
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok sorry. That is a link to a PM I got a bit ago.

srdftgetb

At 5/30/09 12:54 AM, LethalLockdown wrote: You'relike one of the only reasons I still come here...Seriously the bbs is shit now.There topics about kittens and runescape here WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?1We need more bastard/Incest/Pedophille topics full of lulz like this.

I am not a busy man and your cries fall upon my well oiled thighs BUT FEAR NOT, as I don't really care and I'm almost out of smokes.

Be brave and hate more, young who ever you are ling.

Amen.

Is there not a man or a womanmanthing that can not choke in laughter over this?

Exodus Tyson Punched Out, by altr Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Feel free to put your 14 year old rage in here instead of bothering the BBS mods with shitty threads.

And know that I'll win, no matter the brainfarts your parents pump into you to say.

<---------------- done deal.

At 5/23/09 01:34 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 5/23/09 01:32 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Marrying a chick with kids takes balls. Good on you man.

actualleh now tha ti think about it since you already have the kids you don't necessiraly have to have the balls

but you got the guts thats for sure

gj

Re-read the thread you still worthless fuck.

At 5/23/09 12:54 AM, d0gsn0t wrote:

At 5/23/09 12:36 AM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: I hope you all die in the worst possible way imaginable.

Furries make me sick.

I blame Wade for this. Why? I can not tell without giving away my mission of getting the two most porerfull people in the universe married to take down his basement of furry evil disdain and oh hey look isn't Kid some cute as the ring bearer? Awwwwwwwwww...

<KillerCRS> what is this i don't even
* Quits: KillerCRS

DON'T LEAVE US HANGING MAN! Do you want to protest this sacred moment or just start the reception?!?

At 5/22/09 11:25 PM, Onic wrote: PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THAT OLD JIMMY IS DEAD!!!
LONG LIVE MY CURRENT TRUCK!

I can't wait till the happy couple walk down from the church, maize being thrown around, get into the truck with hog heads tied to the bumper and with Lin shot gunning maddog.

Lin, recently released on a technicality from killing her husband and two children recently found the manly man of her life in Mr. Onic Scoffinton III !

Please, calibrate with us on IRC, irc.webchat.org #dr0kn or on the spiffy flash based dealio http://www.psychogoldfish.com/dr0kn/chat .html

Only come to wish them a happy foreverness, and bless this which fate as chosen. Amen.

AAAAAAHHHH MY BALLLLLLLS

At 5/20/09 12:27 AM, liljim wrote: I guess we can try it next month. BTW, altr is like the brother I never had.

Don't make me spank me how I like it (I get the Sunday dress this time)

At 5/20/09 12:28 AM, uzi47 wrote: Well, have you done this Mr. Baddass?

The pictures of Sam's vagina are being studied by NASA and the MWNMFATGITM.

(Men With No More Faces After They Gazed Into That Mess, pronounced: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAghghhH)

At 5/20/09 12:02 AM, liljim wrote: Beat you in the nutsack. I love that sport.

That's beyond a funny image as you're just the right height to try and jump kick my balls and still miss, off of a tower of phone books.

You guys all suck, by the way. You're not cooled off until you become a viking, travel 7,000 miles across the long forgotten land bridge between Europe and South Caninjuna and bang an Ice Fairy. Fucking pussies.

Just came back inside from having 14 soaked bath towels stapled to my nuts and jumping on the trampoline, on my face, to create the first ever swampballcooler.

The kids call it "the tramp". God bless them and their staring at the sun. And my balls.

So what do you guys do to cool off?

This reminds me of that spike lee movie with the ice cubes and fro vagina.

FIRST YOU STEAL OUR JOBS NOW OUR INTERNET!! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!

THIS JUST IN:

Lin is Tom's secrete project to mother thousands of users for the site. Unfortunately they invariably turn into stalkers upon their host. no harm is really done but we all feel icky afterwords.

FORSHAME I SAY...

After chopping through years of rust and decay and digging deep and praying upon long forgotten holy snowforts, the truth is that Lin should be dead now and that she still functions is a mere mystery, sorta like those two rutted tracks she lays down from her sag bags scraping and crawling upon the ground, searching for their next victim.

Also <Chant> who the fuck is that creepy rapist (at the former thread. tsk tsk)

Also also, here's something for you to have a good night dream, when you go to bed with that horrid creature that wrecked you, tonight.