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That scene in My Dog Skip.

Nooo, Skip, Hang in there! ='(

At 3/10/08 03:44 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: It's sort of worth buying if you want the achievements.

Aye, the achievements are really easy to get, I got like 715 points over one playthrough, without ever looking at the achievement list.

But if I ever played the game again I think I'd kill myself.
It's like 5 missions for 20 hours.
X(

In general, I respect the police.
However, the officers in my area are all lazy, abusive, Wilford Brimley-esque dudes, so poo poo to them.

So I'm looking to fuck up a myspace, (deserve it, they're making creepy alts of someone) and I was looking for a thread someone on here made.
He was discussing and linking to a code you post in a picture comment that causes a dick to dance and cum on pictures, anyone have the link to thread, or possibly the code?

At 7/11/07 04:17 PM, princessyoko wrote: its a fake download =]

Uh, what?
It was an auto-download thing from firefox and all.

Okay, I downloaded the newest version of Firefox, and now it will show me all the advertisements, not let me use tabs, and automatically allow Javascript for all sites I go to.
Could anyone tell me how to either fix this, or how to just revert back to the version of Firefox I was using earlier?

BTW, I know jack shit about computers, so try not to lay too much mumbo-jumbo on me.

Okay, you're lying in bed with a girl, and you say.
I just touched your...vagina.

I did it for the ellispse!

I like that commercial because it has an anti-beastiality message.
Fucking pigs is gross, and you can get all sorts of diseases.
Just ask your mother.

Do we still do that on Newgrounds?

At 7/5/07 02:50 AM, Mind-Edge wrote:

Really?
I was playing a demo of it at Wal-mart and it seemed pretty cool, big mechs, nice explosions and such.
Why's it suck?

It's personal tastes, you might like it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to dissuade you from not liking it, I'm just asking what you personally didn't like about it.

And no, Bioshock doesn't come out until the end of August, but I won't have any money until then anyway, so whatever.

Were these honest-to-god little metal BB's?
Because I've been hit with one before, and that went into my hand.
Aaaand, I knew a kid who was killed with one.
So, maybe you're stupid.

At 7/5/07 02:36 AM, Psycho-Simple wrote: Rainbow Six: Vegas

It is a must buy.

Also Lost Planet is a waste of your money.

Really?
I was playing a demo of it at Wal-mart and it seemed pretty cool, big mechs, nice explosions and such.
Why's it suck?

At 7/5/07 02:34 AM, k14pc wrote: Oblivion, Forza Motorsport 2

Aye, can't believe I forgot Oblivion.
Just putting it out there, I like lots of action, horror, what have you, not a fan of sports of puzzles.

Okay, I recently purchased a 360 from ebay, and from my brief look at it's library I nailed down Lost Planet, Bioshock, Gears of War, and Overlord as games that I need to buy. But beyond that, I'm stumped.
So Newgrounds, mind giving a guy advice on some games to check out?

At 6/18/07 12:20 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Maybe mind control, but only for bad deeds. Like mind control the president or something.

What, to fix bad deeds?
Kinda like a Lasso of Truth deal?

I'd have the ability to get Pee Wee's Playhouse back on the air.
C'mon folks, regardless of what he did with his dick in a movie theater, that show was pretty fucking cool.

Try arguing about the price of a milkshake with a three hundred pound woman for ten full minutes for under minimum wage.

At 6/14/07 11:23 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: That makes you a cunt.

A soppy one, at that.
I just love the sound of the phrase soppy cunt.

At 6/14/07 11:07 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: In the Big Rock Caaaandy Mountains, you never change your socks!
And little streams of lemonade come-a-tricklin down the rocks!
The critters there are friendly, it's such a lovely sigh!
.... something, travel all around in a big canoe,
In the Big Rock Caaaandy Mountains

There's a lake of stew, and of whiskey too, you can paddle all around them in a big canoe. >=(
Fucker.

At 6/14/07 11:04 PM, ijustowndU wrote: i know a kid who tried, i think he got about 425.

I must have a very dry tongue, because it took me 630.

Haha, that was cool.
It didn't really mean much, but it was cool.

At 3/13/07 10:42 PM, 5150-918A wrote: www.mapleglobal.com
enjoy

Aha!
Yes.
Thanks a lot.

My friend and I were talking about a game we both used to play, and I want to get back into it, but I can't for the life of me remember what its called.
I know its a free online sidescrolling action game, and I remember that you can be an archer. And that's it.
Sorry for the limited info, but I remember it only vaguely. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

At 2/25/07 07:59 PM, Calcos wrote: I understand that a lot of you don't believe my story, and I wish that I had some proof, but to be honest, it did happen. 100% true.

I'll believe you if you just give me your school's phone number.

Well, it's Samuel L. Jackson.
So it wins anyway.

not to sound like a complete SLJ fanboy chode. Even though I am.

A little bit of blood is okay.
Now if your feces is equal parts shit and blood you've got a problem, but little streaks every now and then is alright.

Humans + N*ggers.

Oh, a racial joke! how edgy.

At 1/8/07 07:53 PM, stephenharper wrote:

a man/woman opened my window, climbed in.

So what, suddenly hermaphrodites are so fucking innocent?

Ugh.
If there is one thing in the world I hate, its bugs.
Creepy-crawly little fuckers.

South Park gets too preachy and up its own ass.
So Family Guy.

A woman attacked a man in his genitals

Is it just me, or is that the best fucking phrase ever?