At 11/9/09 07:22 AM, FlashCam wrote:

At 11/9/09 07:21 AM, tally1989 wrote:

You don't just walk backwards. You gotta "slide" you feet along the ground. like this

I know....saw it on TV and looked pretty hard

You just said it was simple and that you did it.

I know a few people who got it and are now better, I never got it though.

At 11/8/09 10:16 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote:
I will start.

Age 13

What? The same age you are now? So you just got laid recently and decided to tell the internet?

Whatever, I'm a bitter 18 year old virgin, fuck you.

For me, I could fuck you up in a flash. So don't mess with me, Blush.

But I actually have no idea.

I don't know, I guess one time I was running in the woods and went over a short ledge and didn't notice until i was in mid-air, it was actually a really strange felling, because you expect to hit some ground but your foot just kind of falls. Luckily it was only about an 18 inch drop.

You'd be wise to delete it, and so would she, if it ever got out you'd be fined for child pornography. It could get messy fast. Just ask to see her naked IRL if she is so willing.

So... you are looking to buy a Bop-it Huh? I'll sell you my Bob-It! Extreme 2 for 130 bucks, thats two levels more extreme and for 20 less dollars.

No, but I am concerned I may need some glasses, can I schedule an appointment?

At 11/8/09 08:22 PM, nooks540 wrote: Because this is just dead sexy.

I was gonna say, when that is what you are giving, you better find the girl you can easily convince they can't do any better, because once they find out that there are guys that don't have hair like that, or don't wear glasses like that, you are getting kicked to the curb.

Pick the dumbest one, make sure she knows she can never leave.

I agree, that gun thread was horrible, everyday when I got on to see it at the top of general I just wanted to yell, "What the fuck... why are people posting in this still?"

I eventually said fuck it, I'll get my +1 out of it, in fact I think I just threw some scopes on a white background and said Plus one as my post with the picture attached.

EPIC FAIL has crossed the internet threshold and come into our very real lives, much like Chuck Norris and Rick Astley did. What makes this case particular interesting is that it isn't a tangible presence, even before we learned to deal with real people coming over, we are faced with this. I don't know how the hell we are going to survive...

NO YOU STUPID BITCH YOU WERE WAY OUT OF LINE LEARN TO STOP COMPLAINNG ABOUT YOUR HOURS!

I would be thrown off if a commercial for a product used a cuss word, but if it is for a movie or something it is different.

Like if a McDonald's ad said, "Tired of that Burger King shit? Try our damn tasty McDouble!" I'd be all like, 'wait wut?'

But if a preview came on for a movie about an affair and said "Damn you Franklin, I know you are sleeping with her!" i'd be like, that sounds about right.

...yeah

"No no no! I'm not ready for toast... OHHH SHITTTT CATCH THE TOASTTTT!"

I then proceed to toss my plate and a bit of jelly in the air, hoping the jelly will hit the toast in mid air and the finished product will land on the plate. Instead the plate shatters on the floor, jelly gets all over the wall, and my toast falls behind the fridge.

You're way off base, I won't say it... Get off my case! I won't say it...

... At least out loud, I wont say I'm in love....

With a cartoon character, ahhhh, Meg.

I think, "Oh, those poor people, that is so sad... I hope he doesn't touch me, or get any closer..."

Too bad that girl is fat and ugly, I would never stick my penis in that monster of a woman.

I didn't want to be red, green, or blue, because those were available before the redesign, that left the boring shade of grey, and... what is this? Fabulous... PINK??!?!

It was the freshest and most interesting aura, it was an obvious choice for me.

No, it isn't, to be honest, I'm not sure how you find the time to do that.

At 11/8/09 03:08 AM, steventhegreat wrote: chuck norris, just chuck norris

nobody would fuck with my country

I would, I'd kill every man woman and child as an example for anyone else who cracked another Chuck Norris joke.

jigsaw is da best because he kills all those people in super cool ways I tried to watch Hanibale once but he was using words i didnt get and i jsut ddin't really nderstand he didn't do that much bad stuff.

You are telling me Chester the Cheetah would get his ass kicked by Tony the Tiger?

Eh, yeah, that sounds about right, Chester is a scrawny fuck.

Happy birthday!

Animated that is, and not princesses, they are all Prude Bitches.

I'm talking Mulan, Pocahontas, Bo Peep, etc.

I think Meg is the absolute hottest, that hair drives me crazy, not to mention her Spunky attitude.

Empty Package of Tarter sauce, handy at all times.

Honestly, just a group of people I enjoy to be around and have a good time with.

Only on Newgrounds will you find a debate over cartoons on one topic, and shitting dick nipples in the next.

A jar of Pickled Penises.

At 11/5/09 06:15 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: September is a nice month.

Sapphires, hell yeah!

She gave him aids and he wants to spare you.