You need a Grounds Gold Account to post on the NG BBS! If you don't have one, click here to sign up now! It's fast, free, and easy — and opens up tons of great NG features!

Author Search Results: 'Alpha-Critik'

We found 496 matches.


<< < > >>

Viewing 1-30 of 496 matches. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 91317

1.

None

Topic: What do I paint on my wall?

Posted: 09/22/09 03:29 PM

Forum: General

At 9/22/09 03:28 PM, Master117chief wrote:
At 9/22/09 03:25 PM, Alpha-Critik wrote: I've got about 73" by 85" space on my wall which I'm gonna paint. What do I paint on it? All suggestions are considered. Well... Almostall...
This.

Could do a simplified version of that, seems pretty kickass.


2.

None

Topic: What do I paint on my wall?

Posted: 09/22/09 03:25 PM

Forum: General

I've got about 73" by 85" space on my wall which I'm gonna paint. What do I paint on it? All suggestions are considered. Well... Almostall...


3.

None

Topic: Got a block of metal stuck inmy arm

Posted: 09/13/09 06:05 AM

Forum: General

I have a stone that's been trapped in my kneecap for years now.

Congratulations/commiserations on your metal in your arm thing.


4.

None

Topic: Dude...

Posted: 09/13/09 06:02 AM

Forum: General

At 9/13/09 06:01 AM, Sweman wrote: ....are you on drugs...or drunk...or both at the same time?...just asking ;)

I think they're in on it together. Yay gay troll couples.


5.

None

Topic: Typing with your nose

Posted: 09/13/09 05:56 AM

Forum: General

Nose: Do I fail yet?

Elbow: Do I fail yet?

Toe: Do I fail yet?

Hands: I win. :D


6.

None

Topic: Who knows you better than anyone?

Posted: 09/13/09 05:39 AM

Forum: General

At 9/13/09 02:07 AM, Sanjay wrote: Nobody knows me at all.

That may be so, but I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. Even if you deny it, I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.


7.

None

Topic: most expensive thing you've bought?

Posted: 09/13/09 05:36 AM

Forum: General

My laptop, which cost around £400. Was well worth it, but I regret not saving up some more and getting a desktop. ;_;


8.

None

Topic: Security code interface

Posted: 08/29/09 09:04 AM

Forum: Flash

At 8/29/09 08:47 AM, Sun-and-Moon wrote: Now you choose your sequence, for example 12345 in that order. You could then make an array and store each of the users inputs in each slot of the array, then use a for loop to loop through the array and compare it to the sequence you chose. so if the person clicks button1_mc first, that will put the number 1 in the first slot of the array and so forth.

It's good, but like I said, I'm new to flash and as such can only understand half of what you are saying! Also, this is somewhat of a side-project. It's not intended for actual security. It's just a good way for me to learn AS.

If we could talk over MSN or something about it it would be a lot easier and faster. If you PM me your MSN or whatever, can we discuss it there? Thanks for your help.


9.

None

Topic: when will NG chat be up?

Posted: 08/29/09 08:36 AM

Forum: General

The answer is never. It will never be up, it will never arrive, and I wish NG would take the link down until it's completed to stop newfags from asking this fucking question a million times over.


10.

None

Topic: Nonturnal EMiission

Posted: 08/29/09 08:32 AM

Forum: General

At 8/29/09 08:30 AM, Headshot777 wrote:
At 8/29/09 08:17 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: If you wore pants we wouldn't have to worry!
Stop wasting bandwidth with your shitty picture shit. Fuck.

Who took a shit in your cereal?


11.

None

Topic: NG top medal point users list

Posted: 08/29/09 07:46 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Sure is statwhore in here.

¬.¬


12.

None

Topic: Security code interface

Posted: 08/29/09 07:37 AM

Forum: Flash

I'm pretty new to flash and as such I need a bit of help. I was hoping to create a security type interface similar to the gadget on http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix . Evidently, I need the interface to look like that, but when you push the right combination of buttons it opens a new web page. I've got next to no clue as to how to do this, so if someone could give me a few pointers it would be greatly appreciated.


13.

None

Topic: That thing to your bottom right!

Posted: 07/22/09 06:37 PM

Forum: General

I accidentally the bed.

THE WHOLE BED.


14.

Angry

Topic: The pinnacle of ignorance

Posted: 07/12/09 04:21 PM

Forum: General

Religion is the pinnacle of human ignorance. By assuming we understand whatever higher power a faith is centred around, we assume we understand the infinite complexity of the universe or, alternatively, we view the universe with such a crushingly narrow vision, and choose to deny that ultimately, the nature of existence is far beyond our mental faculties. We build up an image of God because the unknown terrifies us. We anthropormphise a theoretical ultimate power to assuage our fear. We choose to believe we reflect something that is at the top of it all because it gives us a sense of order and control.

In fear based ignorance, we shrink time and space to the size of an altar.

Discuss.


15.

None

Topic: How Is Ng's Eyesight?

Posted: 07/08/09 11:27 AM

Forum: General

I have perfect vision. Bow down, motherfuckers. :D


16.

None

Topic: Virus Problems, Damn It. D8<

Posted: 07/03/09 03:37 PM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 03:28 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/3/09 03:26 PM, Monkeyfart1 wrote: Was that even English?
I was wondering the same thing.....

Anyway, have you checked out my news post? I know you said you have checked everything, but maybe give them a try.

I hope you get it fixed.

I've fixed many PC's before, I know what I'm doing. :D

Anyway... Turns out my older brother had installed a backdoor on my laptop and was fucking about with my key settings remotely. Slapped him to hell. He won't eat right for a week,

Thanks, anyway.


17.

None

Topic: Virus Problems, Damn It. D8<

Posted: 07/03/09 03:23 PM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 03:22 PM, ItalianZombie wrote: Not a Virus and Prob Look at your settings and Lock it in Place!

I've already checked that. Duh.

Also, Don't Type Like This, It Makes You Look Grammatically Retarded.

18.

Angry

Topic: Virus Problems, Damn It. D8<

Posted: 07/03/09 03:20 PM

Forum: General

Ok, so I'm having quite a few problems with my laptop hardware at the moment. I've gone through all the normal things like Spybot, MBAM, avast etc etc... And yet they pick up no trojans.

Here's the catch. My keyboard layout is being switched from language to language, and it's pissing me off. Swedish, German, American, in that order, every five minutes...

Any help?


19.

None

Topic: Calling all Inventors!

Posted: 07/03/09 08:33 AM

Forum: General

Isn't this just advertising? D8<


20.

Angry

Topic: Avatar - The movie

Posted: 07/01/09 09:50 AM

Forum: General

All these movies do is destroy any awesome the original anime had.

Look at what happened with DBZ...


21.

None

Topic: Newgrounds Goals Checklist

Posted: 07/01/09 09:45 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 09:44 AM, musicdemon wrote: I'll probably add some of them to my original post if they're good enough :)

Newgrounds lacks a post edit feature.

Sucks, amirite?


22.

None

Topic: Plane Crash Sole surviver.

Posted: 07/01/09 09:42 AM

Forum: General

Oh, I saw this on the magical talking telebox the other day.

She's going to have fun growing up. =/


23.

None

Topic: My dog really likes me.

Posted: 07/01/09 09:27 AM

Forum: General

De-ballinate him.


24.

None

Topic: Newgrounds computer case.

Posted: 07/01/09 07:22 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 06:28 AM, Razeovion wrote: One Word;

Pownage!

Oh my god... So much fail. :C


25.

None

Topic: scum

Posted: 07/01/09 04:52 AM

Forum: General

*facepalm*

Fail.

And dats all I had ter say 'bout dat.

26.

None

Topic: Let's get serious abut this...

Posted: 07/01/09 04:51 AM

Forum: General

IT'S A CARTOON, YOU MORON.

And anyway, they're all 18+. Go fap to it.

27.

None

Topic: Http/1.0 502 Bad Gateway

Posted: 07/01/09 04:49 AM

Forum: General

Lots of people watch porn, you know? As already said, the server is down.

http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/pahea l.net

Check out the above to make sure. It says it's down for me.

In the meantime, check out cliphunter.com. Happy fappings.

28.

None

Topic: My masturbation story

Posted: 07/01/09 04:46 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 04:41 AM, slapjaw wrote: you suck

NO. YOU SUCK.

Anyway... Your mom has the hots for you - she likes watching you masturbate.

She may be in legion with Ceiling Cat. Watch out for that. :C

29.

None

Topic: Twitter Is Gonna Go Bankrupt.

Posted: 07/01/09 04:34 AM

Forum: General

So... You think that that it will go bankrupt, rather than it actually is?

Phew. You had me worried there. I'm going to go and update my status.

30.

None

Topic: Subliminal message in art banner?

Posted: 07/01/09 04:18 AM

Forum: General

TAKE A DAMN SCREENSHOT. D8<


All times are Eastern Standard Time (GMT -5) | Current Time: 11:56 PM

<< < > >>

Viewing 1-30 of 496 matches. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 91317