wasnt fosters home for imaginary friends flash? there are a shit load of short flah animations on Nickalodeon like learder dog and crap and in cartoon network, mucha lucha is also flash, and on comedy central, shorties watcing shorties are made in flash too...yep flash sure is getting to tv preeety quickly

Hello newgrounds people,
I am creating a cartoon series of 7 episodes (knows as chapters in the cartoon) that are based on a book i am writting. if you would like to view a preview of the cartoon you can do so by clicking on the link below...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/227653

i will need voices for the following characters. This cartoon series is a noir style serious. i would preferr to have more of an adult sound to the following characters so that they fit the mood of the story.

-A doctor in 30's
-A late 20 year old mother
-A early 30 year old father
-A young nurse
-An old female Care taker
-An old African American doctor (id preferr a deep voice)
-Max the main character (late 20's)
-Bill an old bumb, Max's friend (New York accent)
-Dora a late 20's girl, who falls inlove with Max
-An old man who owned a movie theatre
-an Italian pretzel cheff (short part)

I would really appreciate your help.

p.s. if you try to crtisize my bad spelling, i assure you that i misspell only because i want to get to the point. Trust me, i've had that sort of nonsense b4

i am weird i just think people are more capable... arent they?

all those psitions would not have been done if the woman didnt agree so actually its up to her to do it. How is she an object? Unless its rape were talking abou, but i bet guys get raped to (by guys ....ewwww) So, think about all the possibillities. Women aren't the center of the World, neither are men, We're both equal, its both our choice, thats why men were made so horny, its so that he equalzes with the woman when it comes to sex, a hot girl can get ANY guy she wants, a hot Guy can get Any girl HE wants. so dont be so stupid about this situation...it pisses me off how women always complain about men for things that they only needed to put some more thought to.

I think newgrounds gets too much crap to the front page. basically what i see is Anime, Blood and Video game Parodies. Alot of people's work is based on stuff they dnt think of themselves. I think of most of my work (i think its ok to spoof, but too much is unoriginal) and i know its hard to get a really good original idea. But at least try. I know my drawings aren't THE BEST but i think i should get credit for my ideas. I think its harder to have ideas than to animate.

Speaking of the Bloody humor, i like sadistic comedy, but somtimes people (like David Firth) just go over the line. The valentine cartoon was just disturbbing.

And the Anime issue, i think its cool but i hate the fact that just about everyone uses it. people complain about my style but personally, i like the simplistic style.

Thats why i would like to see more NEW stuff on Newgrounds. Everythings is becomming repetative. The amount of video game depended morons is multiplying. (i LOVE video games i really do,) but i dont have EVERYTHING in my life based on them. And i also don't hate somthing unless it is video game based.

anyways, just a peice of my mind

peace,

Almighty Hans

oh...i see...that kinda hard...

do me a favor and watch this movie if you havent seen it...tell me wat you think of it. I made it.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/227653

Ive been wondering...people have told me that to get your cartoon to the front page, you need to personally send it to Tom Fulp...cause ive gotten good scores on my last cartoon and it didt make it to the front page....I thought that you get to the front page according to the score. Sombody tell me how it exactly works...

At 4/7/05 05:26 PM, Inglor wrote: sorry for that, but your best chances are at www.altavista.com/audio

THANX! your names going to the cartoon

ok i asked for music in the flash section because the people in the General section can be complete assholes and i dont need that crap now. So plees dont be an ass. Im sure youve got better things to do than sit in front of the computer all day on you lazy ass being a dick. Anywho...to get to the point, i need "The Dick Van Dyke Show" Theme song for a cartoon im making... I would be very glad if you gave me the song instead of just telling me where to find it. I will put your name in the cartoon if you provide it to me. Thankyou for your time.

well? How many fulp brothers are there?

I need a video clip of the fight scene in the matrix reloaded when Neo fights a bunch of smiths in the burl brawl. Can somone help me?

can somone help me make a jingle for a project im making? it doesnt need to be amazing i just need somone who can play the electric piano with all those modes and shit on it.

email me at almightyans hotmail com
if you want to help

peace

Personally i have no problems with gays, i aint gay or anything. I just have respect. And this gay marrage thing is a little tricky, cause i would let the gays marry cause i guess they love each other but if they want to adopt a kid, thats a harder issue. Imagine the mockery from dick heads that the children will get. I cannot answer that question my self.

if you really wanna help, email me at almightyhans hotmail com and if you want we'll disccuss this over on msn. if not then dont.

Hey there, Almighty Hans Speaking. I am making a board game at school as a project. And they want to have a little jingle. I asked if i could make an animation like a commercial.. I would like some help with the jingle since i dont have an instrument. Can somone help me make a small jingle? When im done with the animation ill post it on New grounds for people to see. I would really like some help.

At 2/12/05 03:17 AM, Capt_Awesome wrote: There has to be a trillion of them out there, just look on flashkit. com and stuff

cool animations dude!

At 2/12/05 02:41 AM, almightyhans wrote: THANK YOU SO!! MUCH!

i still dont know how to make the ship shoot

THANK YOU SO!! MUCH!

At 2/11/05 09:24 PM, midnightstealthxp wrote: those freakin rock! check out the sword on my dude, and tell me what you think! http://img218.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img218&image=sword3mn.swf

dunno... i do like the weapon but or some reason the character doesnt fit it... i think you could do a better job on that and the idea of a little guy holdong a arge weapon is good but...you srta exagerrated on it.

At 2/11/05 08:56 PM, Lucky_design wrote: Hey here are some weapons I made :P
http://img234.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img234&image=collection0kq.swf
the first 5 I did just now and the other ones are older :) Meh... I know it's not much But I want people to tell me what they think of them so... plz leave a comment :)

NOT BAD AT ALL! great coloring and all!

actuallly screw it...im not ment for seriouseness like that

At 2/12/05 12:06 AM, Joshman_123 wrote: Anyone who's voice has broken and is EXTREMELY good at voice acting can do this and send me the .mp3s

The voice must be low and serious, without much expression at all. The recordings need to be very clear, the quality you'd expect to see on a Top 50 movie.

Here are the lines I want done:
"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"

and in the same voice,

"when the power of the city's government is on the brink of being overthrown, there is only one man who can restore peace to the world"

They both NEED to be done by the same person and NEED to be two seperate .mp3s

ASAP would be good. sens them to joshman_123@hotmail.com

I'd LOVE to voice act. I think im pretty good at it....you ask me wat you want and illdo it! you just need to approve.

my email is almightyhans hotmail com if you want to contact me..id be thrilled

At 2/12/05 12:58 AM, Humbumpoop wrote: i need alot of sound effects but i dont know where to get em. PLZ post a website

www.findsounds.com is awsum!

At 1/26/05 03:33 PM, DomBern wrote: But I am good a motin tween so all I need are characters

I CAN HELP! :D id be GLAD TO!

my email is almightyhans hotmail com

im making a stupid game with a space ship flying around, sorta like asteroids. but i have a city below, i want to make it a platform and one or 2 buildings distructable.

i already got the ship to fly around, how do i make it so that the base is a platform, make 2 buildings destrctable, and be able for the ship to shoot where its pointed

i would really like some help.

At 2/5/05 01:01 PM, Nintendoclock wrote:

At 2/5/05 12:56 PM, almightyhans wrote: You prbably think my theory is stupid but i think USA is secretly brain washing kids into wanting to go to the army when they grow up. Just look.

.....*Cough*

HAHAHAH thats funny! XD

At 2/5/05 12:59 PM, Umsutfeersme wrote:

At 2/5/05 12:58 PM, NanoBeer wrote: what aboot games like animal crossing

Nice one. :D

War games are popular mainly because the same thing that happened in Rome is happening to us. They need violence to get away from a slowly collapsing society.

wow, very true. i never thought about it like that

You prbably think my theory is stupid but i think USA is secretly brain washing kids into wanting to go to the army when they grow up. Just look. Ever since nine eleven and our troops marching into Irak and all EVERY VIDO GAME HAS BEENABOUT WAR! there are so many figgen video games on WAR! too many, its getting anoying. see im an american, ive lived more than half my life time here. but after 9-11 my family had moved to spain, when i came back this year, i see everything on tv is JOIN THE ARMY, FOR YOU COUNTRY, KILL, KILL, kill. etc... evrything is for your country. at school. the teachers think just cause my goals are different than becomming a lawer, army guy etc.. (somthing to serve the country) they think i have no goals. We creative poeple are thought to be nothing. ANyway...just a pece of my mind. I want to see if i didnt go nuts after smashing my head against the wall yesterday.

At 2/5/05 12:37 PM, DasChimp wrote: Just download it... are you that helpless?

well my dad wont let me have a downlaiding program thing. So yea im sorta helpless

i need some music...maybe somone can help. If anyone has seen Kung pow enter the fist, maybe youve heard the them. And better yet...if anyones seen decline video gaming 2...maybe youve seen the theme song they put in the begining. well i need that song. id be happy if somone can send it to me at

almightyhans at hotmail com

peace,

Almighty Hans