i personally think thisis a beautiful piece of work and think more should watch.

At 10/3/08 01:28 AM, nathanielmilburn wrote:

At 10/3/08 01:10 AM, KupaMan wrote: nathanielmilburn's is my favorite submission so far.

thanks kupa

and hans, it's B&W Theatre, the series by Alanthebox, probably the only good series I've seen come from NG.

dude i know i was being sarcastic. it's my second favorite on my favorites list. if not my favorite of all time... silly.

At 10/2/08 07:42 PM, Luis wrote: In before the lock

pay back. bitch.

At 10/2/08 01:00 PM, KupaMan wrote:

At 10/2/08 12:41 PM, Syth wrote: I'm thinking of doing a December based calendar entry but i need to know what im allowed to do in terms of religion. Personally im an atheist but i celebrate Christmas. I was wonderin if a did a December/ Christmas theme would that be ok, or would it be better if i didn't do anything like that?

So, did you just bring this up to let everyone know you're an atheist? Because nobody gives a shit.

In terms of December-themed, I'd imagine they'd want month-neutral stuff.

they can be more seasonal based. rather than holiday based. well, NG holiday would be cool. What i think would be cool is if some kind of picture fills the square in the physical box where madness day, pico day, luis day is. of course with the color either transparent or something so you can still write on it.

here's mine. I hope this will do.

just to clarify this, i'm going to make a propaganda style poster like in my front page post. so no one steal my concept.

btw here's some photos to hint an idea of what i'm going to do.

Hans Van Harken here:
I reserve Part 1, the Rock Revolution. I will be using:

[Eric Burdon & The Animals] - "San Francisco Nights."

;x

see the good thing about cock sucking kids like him is that you can always just destroy their self respect while you watch them enjoy feasting your manhood.

At 7/24/08 06:50 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Egoraptor makes the same jokes about video games that every other parody-maker jokes about. rtil is a real artistic genius, the God among animators who made Metropolis Circuit. He does one satirical parody of all the video game parodies, and you fucking complain, while you're OK with the same Egoraptor stuff on the front page constantly?! You need to open your mind a bit, man. Just like I had to open my mind, and did, and am now much better for it.

Also, you best be glad you weren't here two hours or so ago: that spot now held by rtil, formerly held by Egoraptor, was held by FatBadger, and the movie was apparently spam (I didn't see it though, so I can't judge). If you love Egoraptor and hate rtil, you'll want to kill yourself over FatBadger.

hm... shut up. They both rule, in their own way. there's more than just one way of doing good. plus, all this "who is best" is waste of time talky talky, in the end everyone's got their own opinions and all this is a waste of time. but i guess that's what fan boys do with their time.

At 7/27/08 04:21 AM, BoshansStudios wrote: Hans AKA danomano mooning the camera. Crazy bastard probably won't even remember doing it (=

oh i remember it.

At 7/10/08 05:59 PM, BlueHippo wrote:

At 7/10/08 04:59 PM, Nogfish wrote: It would be horribly incomplete to not include zekey

Uh huh uh huh :3

seriousely! what harm would it do adding a dancing dead chicken in there!!!!!!!!!!

At 7/10/08 02:32 PM, BlueHippo wrote:

it should totally be one of his creatures, and not one of his humans like Hans Dick ;P

hey, don't call me a dick.

At 7/10/08 02:30 PM, tlgmedia wrote: I'm voting for shameless self promotion. Aside from that:
Mastermind
Burnt Face Man
Scrotum
Beebo

That's all I got for now. And for fucks sake people, don't vote for Solid Snake, he's not an original character.

wasn't burnt face man already there?

i think one of the nuggets should be on there.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPYSHEEP!

At 4/24/08 09:14 PM, Luis wrote: BOOOO I LIKED BEING THE ONLY ONE WITH A TANKMEN.

I was thinking id enjoy that perk atleast a year until said store was launched.

awww.... did it make ya feel speshall?

what do you think guys? i just whiped this up in the last hour. any suggestions? feedback?

danomano was showing me his, and i thought of something, so i threw this together in about an hour.

At 3/13/08 11:26 PM, MRat wrote:

At 3/13/08 11:24 PM, TechN00b wrote:

At 3/13/08 11:21 PM, danomano65 wrote: If you have any F*ckawesome Pictures, post them here.

Mine is of a Cowboy riding a Velociraptor. BEAT THAT.

Actually, velociraptors are short 2-4 feet tall bird like creatures. Nice try.

I'm going to cum in your mouth.

me too, but then wash your mouth out with my piss. and then shit on your face like my German Ancestry, and then wash you in Mrats vomit after he sees me do all this to you.

At 12/11/07 12:15 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Poor Hans. He finally wins some money and its for that. Oh well.

On the bright side, at least Foamy the Shit and that Starfire hentai thing didnt place.

:(

At 7/23/06 10:19 PM, Fragment wrote: I'm pretty sure the Lost crew pulled this one off. Wow, Lost has to be the most intriguing show ever, even more so than the X-Files and the Twilight Zone.

Try looking at the other Hanso websites too. Very creepy.

no television show i've seen is as intriguing as The Twilight Zone. That being that it was made in the 1960's. Lost is just a bunch of writers who don't know how to conclude and become a cliff hanger factory to have each episode end with an even bigger question mark.

wow, i was sure "It's a Halo Thing" would have made it to top five. I'm just as surprised as the Awesome's Creed being a top 5 animation last month.

oh well.

At 11/19/07 02:52 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:

At 11/19/07 07:46 AM, Nicholas-Deary wrote: you should make the next UK meetup in the North-East.

Damn right.

What? Russia?

At 11/17/07 08:02 PM, PicoZX wrote: Why London?
Why not NY?

you need to be 21 to drink in NY

At 11/15/07 06:37 PM, Luis wrote: im too lazy to put a caption on this pic but heres a picture from the first meet.

good turnout.

you don't need captions to know who in the entire group is luis.

count me in bitch!

That was actually really cool, i like how you texturized it and added those unique liquidy blurs to the movements. really gave the movie depth by doing all that. congrats dude! :D

Oh i don't quite know if this was pointed out, maybe i missed it but in the reviews, some people write a really good review and then their over all score is 0/10. One reviewer even said... "I don't know why it says 0/10" in his review.

hi,

Hans van Harken here. im looking for a voice actress to do Cortana in a big halo parody im working on. i have all the voices done except for her parts. cortana is a big part of a 25 page script so wich ever female voice actress acceptrs know that your going to voice act a lot! this will also probably end up being a trilogy.

i made and posted some cnocept art on ng a while ago, heres a link so you can get a visual idea of how it will be:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/354002

im desperate to have the voice soon so that i can start animating :P

IM LOOKING FOR:

-Female
-adultish voice
-dedicated
-experienced
-and has a high quality microphone

thank you for your time,
Hans Van Harken