if you like this kinda stuff go to www.stupidvideos.com

that is a web full of videos like that

do you have to save it? i can't get it opened!

SI! cuando empesamos este "club"??

you know what really works? you go to her clas room at recess when she's alone and grab the scissors, and threatn her to give yu an "A" no matter what! :D the worse thing that could happen is if she knows kung fu, then youll get your ass kicked by her flying kicks.

you always gotta have a plan "b" so train yourself >Kung Fu before you do this... theres a book called "How to learn Kung fu in 10 minutes" i recomend it for this accation..."theres another book you should get before that thats called "How to buy a Kung fu learning book before the next afternoon while your at school" and if you want toget seriousely quick about this there's a book you should get before that called "how to not be a dumbass and read books to do every step pf your godforbidden life!!" i wrote that one my self! it has one page and copyright, on that one page it says: "read the cover"

but i think it would be easier to just do your homework the next time and try not to forget again...But...who knows...

peace,

Almighty Hans

p.s. watch my cartoons!!

get:

Red Rose

Taking lives (its a good one...makes you think)

the shinning

pulter gyst (i don't know if i spelled it right)

Sleepy Hollow (not scary but great! TIM BURTON RULES)

Twighlight zone movie ( i like the old scary movies)

those are just ideas

man! all you druggies are going down! ur all fucked up no offense!

i agree but you know what ive noticed? not only kickalodeon and cartoon network are going down . but mtv is going down and all the rest too! can you tell that now, uncreative creeps are taking over tv and little by little NEWGROUNDS!? all that reality tv makes me sick! its pathetic to watch other people do stuff in a stupid house, or watch them starve on an island! or its stupid to see celeberties houses, and wish you had somthing like theirs. remember all the good cartoons some time ago? all the good ones? Tom and Jerry, Wile E. Coyote! And all the good old shows! like The twighlight zone! OMG if you notice...i think its a waist of time to spend hours infront of the screen these days, thats why i think its better to watch movies instead...

anyway...thats just my personal opinion...i dont meen that ezerything is completely bad... i meen, there still are a bunch of good shows out there, im just saying that the majority of tv entertanment and newgrunds is being taken over by uncreative guys who just want attension.

peace,

hi there, almighty hans speaking. im making a series named 24-7 its sort of a mix of the simpsons, familyguy, south park, and waterman, strung together with my imagination and some of my wacky expiriences...I'm making the script right now so if i accept your voice to be in the series... the script might come in a little later than soon, ok?
I know this might be too much to ask but i was thinking maybe i could get specific people to voice spcific charecters...then again...if that doesn't work...there IS plan "B". I wondered if i could actually get Legendary frog, Cycon to help me out with em

DID YU HEAR ME GUYS!!? CYCON!!! LEGENDARY FROG!?!

anyway, its just a drem id like to fulfill

for full detail, email me at almightyhans@hotmail.com

peace,

I'm new here at Newgrounds.com and ive submitted a series called "Sneek" if you dont know... if so, please go and watch them for me! ;D

i am now making Sneek 3, THE BIG FINALLY! with a partner from Norway. you can see his name at newgrounds as: Skybert.

i also want to inform viewers that i don't only create limbless charecters! and i think that i draw pretty well, because and new cartoon series named "24-7" is comming your way!! its sort of like the simpsons, south park, family guy, and waterman shit, all combined, a hint of every one of them, strung together with my imagination and own wacky expiriences!

lots of the charecters in "24.7" are based on REAL LIFE people that exist to date! for example, if youve seen the previews to 24-7 at the end of sneek 2, the charecters were all named there. Mr. Balloon in real life is named mr. Baloun. Mr. Llamacares is really named Mr. Llamazares. Butch represents my bro vincent, ted represents me and Natali represents the girl i liked: Natalia, Victor is such a charecter in real life, that i put him directly into the cartoon with name and all! XD

ok...im guessing you think this is too long so id better stop...

if any questions, just email me at almightyhans@hotmail.com

peace,

Almighty Hans

p.s. i am willing to work in any group projects similar to Legendary Frog's "the matrix has you" or "10 second showcase"

:)

ill tell you who strawberry clock is...welll it doesnt really matter cause i don't think hes good at all! i find it kinda like....retarded in a way no offense, but thats just me

peace,

Almight Hans

AHHHH!! how do you streem the sound file!?