Hans Van Harken

Seriously, congratulations!

It must be an incredible thing becoming a father. I'm real happy for you dude!

At 2/21/09 12:10 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Buying this comic will make you more attractive to members of the opposite sex.

It will also help prevent cancer and extend your life by several decades.

medically proven by Dr. Nathan Malone. Only you missed the most important fact. It's been proven to increase penis size by 3 times the owner's original size. Meaning most of all you will have a 6 inch penis! :D

At 2/20/09 08:45 PM, AlmightyHans wrote:

At 2/20/09 08:20 PM, KupaMan wrote: Hans spelled my first name wrong in the credits page.

um... i guess that makes it more special...

Jared Johnson? isn't that you?

At 2/20/09 08:20 PM, KupaMan wrote: Hans spelled my first name wrong in the credits page.

um... i guess that makes it more special...

At 2/20/09 07:01 PM, puddinN64 wrote:

At 2/20/09 04:56 PM, TomFulp wrote: Check out the One Shot Comic Book in the store!

This comic book was put together by AlmightyHans and features full page comics by lots of familiar artists from around here on NG. If just one of these artists makes it big, this comic is sure to be a rare collectors' item!

So, you want us to be pumped for the money making potential instead of the art inside? How materialistic.

I'm just trying to show that you're not just buying a comic, but that this issue has more than one significance. ;)

At 2/20/09 05:13 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: What a waste of valuable space.

you mean you? yah...

My final and official thank you to you tom [i'll stop bothering you with this], but i can't get over how much i appreciate this.

but how will you ever sell your product without a silly staff picture?

[note: ignore the staff picture thing, i had nothing else more clever to say]

also, his performance was good no doubt, but not oscar worthy.

i agree, he doesn't. as much as i like the guy, giving an award is an illusion of being noble. if anything he'd probably roll in his grave if he wins that award.

One of the rules should be "No box gags".

CONGRADULATIONS osuka! i'm real happy for you! happy holidays my man.

did you know Keanu Reeve's name means "Hawaiian Breeze". I'm serious you can look it up.

......................lol

congrats my little honey bunny...

oh cool, two of my nominations went up there. :]

honestly i don't think that's a good idea. That was the main reason i switched to facebook from myspace. Facebook has a more strict setup. if you have each user page different, when it comes to doing the simple task of looking up users information, it becomes cluttery and confusing where everything is. rather than scanning through, knowing where everything you're looking for is, you are thrown into an epic each to find out what this guys batting average is. i suggest to not make that aspect customizable. on mspace i remember how annoying and difficult is was to look at each user's info and find out where they are from or which were his pictures and shit.

At 10/4/08 06:18 PM, DooDooMeaT wrote: I should have been working on my finals for school school but this seemed more important...

reminds me a bit of the one i made, except better in concept.

At 10/5/08 02:04 PM, UnderARock wrote: I need an opinion :B
Textured

or this non textured

i adore this one.

At 10/6/08 05:18 PM, MegamanMegafan wrote:

At 10/6/08 03:29 PM, AlmightyHans wrote:

At 10/6/08 12:47 PM, MoriChax wrote: When abouts are you planning this meeting??

i'd say somewhere between now and before the end of the year. maybe.

Like November or December?

maybe like December some point like early to mid december i imagine.

At 10/6/08 12:47 PM, MoriChax wrote: When abouts are you planning this meeting??

i'd say somewhere between now and before the end of the year. maybe.

At 10/6/08 11:55 AM, Ace-57 wrote: This isn't some kind of Homosexual mass kidnapping plot is it? asking for name and age and it is in SF so i wouldn't put it past you. lol

yes, this is exactly what it is. ass. XD

hello my fellow newgrounders.

I'm trying to put together a small SF meetup. I just wanted to know how many Newgrounders live in the Bay area, how old you are and such. basically this is the post production of the plan. So if you could post if you are interested to go and your basic info like real name, ng name, age, location etc. I was planning on basically hanging out in the city and we could all agree on either going to the museum of modern art, or the new science museum, walk around the city, go to a park, but most importantly, walk, talk, draw, and all that good shit. Also, those of you who post, feel free to chip in ideas.

Once we get everything settled, I'll start picking a saturday and a meeting point to do this. Because I plan on only doing it for one day. (Best to start off simple, see how things flow)

As for humor i think this was overlooked, surprisingly.

A Christmas Special, or, by Sarkazm Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

This is what I request. I think it's purely brilliant.

Ghost Out Part 3, by RedMongoose Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

i hope i did this fancy link thing right...

i personally think thisis a beautiful piece of work and think more should watch.

At 10/3/08 01:28 AM, nathanielmilburn wrote:

At 10/3/08 01:10 AM, KupaMan wrote: nathanielmilburn's is my favorite submission so far.

thanks kupa

and hans, it's B&W Theatre, the series by Alanthebox, probably the only good series I've seen come from NG.

dude i know i was being sarcastic. it's my second favorite on my favorites list. if not my favorite of all time... silly.

At 10/2/08 07:42 PM, Luis wrote: In before the lock

pay back. bitch.

At 10/2/08 01:00 PM, KupaMan wrote:

At 10/2/08 12:41 PM, Syth wrote: I'm thinking of doing a December based calendar entry but i need to know what im allowed to do in terms of religion. Personally im an atheist but i celebrate Christmas. I was wonderin if a did a December/ Christmas theme would that be ok, or would it be better if i didn't do anything like that?

So, did you just bring this up to let everyone know you're an atheist? Because nobody gives a shit.

In terms of December-themed, I'd imagine they'd want month-neutral stuff.

they can be more seasonal based. rather than holiday based. well, NG holiday would be cool. What i think would be cool is if some kind of picture fills the square in the physical box where madness day, pico day, luis day is. of course with the color either transparent or something so you can still write on it.

here's mine. I hope this will do.