At 10/9/03 06:31 PM, HeinousDude wrote: I like my Nokia 3650. Really handy during Kodak moments when you don't have a camera.

hey look a van upside down...

At 10/9/03 08:36 AM, hellbound_99 wrote:

At 10/9/03 08:24 AM, Mopsicle wrote: I agree, who knighted him Lord with infinate bonking knowledge anyway?

no1.

thank god i thoguht i missed that vote

:you know the average age that people have sex now is 11
yes mostly in countys that arnt europe or north america places taht really dont have alot of english speaing newgrounds users

but your prolly thinking of puberty kids are hitting it lower and lower pritty soon there be 5 year olds going at it...

and some have of those people have no idea what birthcontrol

obvioulsy not... i mean yah

or g-spot or climax

iight why would that be importnt to an 11 year old? it shount be barbie and like power rangers and wahtever the fuck tehy have should be improtnat or maybe laring soming about art or who knows but banging isn somting you need to know how to do WELL at a young age im sure most kids that fucked when they were lil still realyl have no clue wat that was

or std are.

ight so tell them what it means

i never said i new anything about sex.

then why the HELLL would you make this topoic
:i lost my virginity around the start of summer and im working on finding my next partner now
yah how does one go aobut picking up an 11 year old finding your sexual idintyl is oming best left till after you can conqure exponents grammer spelling and perhaps auto class in school...

so im sure ill ask some questions of my own later on.

oh no really dont it doent fit hear you little boy

come guys have an open mind

uhm no... i dont have to do what you say you dont knwo shit about me
your mind is closed child you think what? oh i sound mature saing i wnat a sexual partner... wtf...

dumbshit you dont have enough emotinal devemnt to hand any kinda partner so seriously fuck off child go back to grade 8 and doing english units on newspapers and the lord of the flys and what not...

At 10/9/03 10:20 AM, Janus wrote: But on the off-chance that he somehow got his girlfriend pregnant, I have absolutely no sympathy for her.
If you fuck someone that stupid, you deserve whatever happens to you.

indeed total good call on that one

(mumble mumble and abortion is NOT a form of birth control...goddamn)

accualy it is but abotains can be fatial if somting goes wrong or you have some diese or infection...
aperntly you can feel the babie beuing bund alive as stuff is injected to the amniotic fluid to kill it

At 10/9/03 04:15 PM, bigbadron wrote: ive used the one that came with the comp (record now or something), windows media player, and nero. ill try others later. :/

NEVER EVER EVER use media player ACK

i recomend firbuner or disk juggler

At 10/9/03 04:44 PM, The_Unknown_Project wrote: News on the (backfire of the) N-Gage' success here - Games Radar

uhm kay?

Isn't that sweet?

why is that?

Nokia try and do and XBox and storm in where they shouldn't be.

what ? what teh fuck are you talking about? do you understand where teconolgy is hedding a dvice wher you can do a buncah stuff and take it wiht oyu and a home a box to paly games surf the web awach tv on... thats what this is all about portalbe multifuncion elctonics so why are you like OMG HAUGH LIKE YOUR MOM up in this shit seirouly

Luckily for us, the N-Gage performed badly on first release.

riiiiiiiiiiight

Nintendo 1 - 0 N-Gage

what aboutr neogeo pocket or wonder swan? they were pretty freakin cool... so really yah and the ngage isnt really allll out competing wiht nitendo its also competing iwht hihend cell phones as its sold in thoes little cellphone booths in malls as well as at eb and ecetera...

Discuss if you want.

NO REALLY? i dint relise i needed your persmion glad i got it assbag

N-Gage flames encouraged. :)

why? becase your a fucking moron?

At 10/9/03 08:24 AM, Mopsicle wrote:

At 10/9/03 08:19 AM, allpro wrote: wtf...

I agree, who knighted him Lord with infinate bonking knowledge anyway?

not me ... was it you?

At 10/9/03 05:34 AM, Mopsicle wrote: Read this thread
I Banged my G/f A Week Ago...

hahahdf... looser

Think he's serious?

i dont care really why should i its ether a lie or its true and hes some dumb asshole and whoever hsi griflidn woudl be some dumbass

and that fucking place is creepy... teenspot.com?

sounds like a good place to meet a petafile
petofile?

pet a phile?

uhmmmm grosse ass person

At 10/9/03 04:57 AM, J-E-N-O-V-A wrote: My school banned Newgrounds..its crap..i went to use it today but it has been banned because 'its not sutible' .. i hate my school..

if i had lil kids like you i wount want them wasting ther time at school on this sight

i mean they should be learing usefull shit like how to spell

At 10/9/03 06:22 AM, el_mac wrote: I got my sister pregnent what do i do.

move south (if aplicable) marry her

DUH... or joiun the mormons or jesuschirst of ladderday saints curch thing and there into marring anyone and as many of them as you want as long as your not gay...

At 10/9/03 06:20 AM, hellbound_99 wrote: ok i gonna try to provide a place where the patrons of NG can ask questions and offer help about sex.

REALLY? how thoughtful i mean i know when i come to newgorudns and see all these naked cartoons and cocks and whanot it really makes me wonder aobut what to do when i fuck a girl or boy if my names izax?

also if you have a question but your afraid to post it, you can email me your question and ill post it for you so no one knows that you asked.

oh how kind of you or you could talk to a profecinal or atleast some kinda REAL LIFE sex columist perosn

and please dont be a ass to some one.

good thing your names hellbound 99

really if there was to be a "place" about sex on the bbs it would have its own fourm you see...

but thers many websights im sure you could find infomation on banging

and whatever it is you tried to start here was stupid...

like what are you expectiong people to stop you in the street?

OMFGHGHAHHHH thats that guy whos liek totallllie made that topik on ng about sexxxorz mofo i got wood form him

like seriously? you have problmes if you really think that that fits in here like holey fuck....

i bet like oh 75% of regualr ng users dont get laied and say prolly the same for regual bbs users... so

wtf...

i forgot how music can make you excited energetic and happy.... not that i listen to sad music alor or anying but i dunno when i hear soming that i hvent herd beore and i liek it its great hten after wahile you know it doent sound the same... kinda like eating the same ceral for amothnt or two you know?

At 10/9/03 02:50 AM, Shrapnel wrote:

ill jsut assume your asking yourself...

so yah i dont knwo why ide care then

At 10/2/03 05:09 AM, ShitManLovesShit wrote: Fuck me. It is now official.

oh okay mr makews stuff offical by saing so....

Somehow, more than 85% of mainstream Kazaa (and Kazaa Lite K++) klite++ is the same as kazaa dumbshit... its just got all the crappy bits taken out and some ohter good stuff is added
music files are corrupted by some kind of static-frequency.

ooooohaky...

There are lots of rumors abound about it being the music industry cloning accounts and inserting bullshit code into the music...

hahahah i doubt it the riaa or whtever made some deal with some of the people that maintain the p2p netowkrs dunno what it was but i dont really care

I don't fucking know but this has to stop.

ill say try drinking bleach and end it all

There is no other popular P2P program out there anymore that is free and good.

oh really? funny that....

Now I can't download ANY (and yes, 97/100 past files I have downloaded have been corrupted) music.

aweee poor mofo

That's how I fucking know if I am going to buy the CD, is if I like what I download.

or jsut go into the stor and listen to it?

What the fuck?! Is anyone else experiencing my pain? If you are, what do we do god dammit?!

no i just tryed dling some songs and they all work? hummmmmm dumbass

=Jon=

jon is fat ....

At 10/7/03 03:34 PM, Newgrundling wrote: I think I got it from NG

no prolly got it from searching for porn
:(which is why, aside from this post, I'm only going to be here to deposit once a day then leave),
really then maybe some dildo bot shoudnt be a mod

and I found it VERY annoying, so I set about finding how to get rid of it. This is, as far as I can tell, the best way:

i bet spy bot would do it

At 10/8/03 03:34 AM, bigbadron wrote: what the goddamn fuck. my stupid dvd writer will not pick up these black surfaced cd-rs i bought. christ, ive been sitting here for like an hour looking for help and found shit. stupid hp. make a writer that will read all cd-rs.

its soo banned.

if it wont pick them up to burn tht may jsut be the program your using
i found clone cd wount pick up some cd but firebuner would pick it up

At 10/8/03 09:23 AM, el_foka wrote: I guess I'll recommend allpro asshole as mod. He's never on though.

goood call you ugly girl it wont happen thouhg

wow this is reated i made some reall intives som of them namly one or 2 were realyl fucking funny...

this is jsut...

stupid...

GODDAMNIT

At 10/8/03 05:01 PM, bobjolone wrote: no it cant begone i cry

yay cry fattty cry?

At 10/8/03 07:57 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Some may have deserved it, but some are some of the best pieces of content to come into the site in the past few days.

yes but tehnally its an opnion yes? thats the idea right? well im sure the guy is just going for 0 on everyhing but thers alot of "good" stuff that i vote 0 on becase i hoenstly dont like it so yah

I reset our bad vote list a few days ago, but look how many bad votes this user racked up! His Blam and Save points have been removed. His 3000+ experience will be the next to go if he continues.

ooh baddassnazi powerz cracka...

well im sure your powers are for mostly good and not mostly evil so uhm yeah

At 10/8/03 08:14 AM, -MacBeth- wrote:

At 10/8/03 07:59 AM, allpro wrote: by the way cracker iwas talking to your grilfreind not you.

I know you were, i was just saying coz she doesn't know who you are.

hashahshashdjjsjasjajsjjsaaaaaahah....

feunneh... but i dint mean your right hand

Gee's.

yah tahts the beez kneez

At 10/6/03 01:44 PM, DistilledWaffle wrote: K so it seems that almost everyone

oh yes all what 30 people counds as everyone.... not even 30 you reply to your onw post 10 + times...

is in support of this godly movie

uhm godly? really a godly film? how do you compair god and film? are you saing QT is god? well i dunno hes pretty ugly for got and he was pissed out of his mind on lenno...

and anyone who isnt has been justified by other people who make intelligent responses

well if that happend why do you need to commentate on what is clearly visable to everyone else?

(ps: allpro "plz" is an abbreviation for please, ppl

what the fucks ppl?

use it a lot, while on the other hand "tehates", "wihc", and "teuday" are not so commonly known, im sorry if i cant translate ur bad grammar

hum grammer and spelling seem to confuse alot of people there 2 verry difrent things all the correct spelling in the world doesnt give you good grammer nor does all the poor spelling in the world give you bad grammer there not inversly or directly proportinal

or whatever uve invented there, why dont u use this skill u have for inventing words and gett a job!)

i have a job? uhmmm righto...

Also please!!!

please who?

change ur profile picture,

why are you looking at me?

it hurts to look at ur face!

really? good why should i care about somone like you; who is attmting to insult me, well?

And i think we both,

whos we? you think your royal now or are you just crazy and fat?

as well as everyone on newgrounds can come to aggreement on that matter!

94%+ of newgrounds doesnt know who i am 99.9876322% of newgounds doesnt knwo who you are, so why would anyone care?
And whats that matter? you werent too clear was it you being a dumbass droning about a movie noone else has seen yet? or what?

At 10/6/03 10:18 PM, el_foka wrote: I should ask that allpro be a mod.... wait sorry... I was confused... I meant Josh Bedn.

no you mean allpro asshole....

or illlll do that buzzie thingy on yahoo...

thats right.....

At 10/7/03 01:13 PM, TheShrike wrote: Well, this is the end... the politics forum now has an allpro wanna be.

I should just kill myself now to end it all, before it becomes too much to bear.

wtf does that mean fatty?

allpro wanna be i see none

At 10/8/03 07:54 AM, -MacBeth- wrote:

At 10/8/03 07:52 AM, allpro wrote:

Btw that's allpro. He actually knows everything.

by the way cracker iwas talking to your grilfreind not you.

At 10/8/03 07:39 AM, tsar_matt wrote: its good to see you live up to your name...

at·ten·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-tnshn)
n.

1. Concentration of the mental powers upon an object; a close or careful observing or listening.
2. The ability or power to concentrate mentally.
3. Observant consideration; notice: Your suggestion has come to our attention.
4. Consideration or courtesy: attention to others' feelings.
5. attentions Acts of courtesy, consideration, or gallantry, especially by a suitor.

whore ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hôr, hr)
n.

1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

hummm yhay totally...

wait... NO...

lets look up more accurate represtion of the words meaning?

ok

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=attention+whore

hummm your still wrong...

god how does it feel to be so wrong?

At 10/7/03 06:24 PM, RadioactiveClock wrote: *adds one*
"Scremo"

wtf? dumbshit... see thats one of theos stupid catorgors coz they screeam in emo - emotial

hey you dint list 80s style stuff that led to tehcno and whatnot the newwave and whatnot...

waht else?
that webishing sirevil tlask aobut has way more stuff you dont have

At 10/7/03 02:44 AM, MagicalMusical___ wrote: there are as many music genres as there are music critics wanting to make a name for themselves.

not really and if ireald about your little reationship you claim to have to me im going to kill you and your whole family and cook you in a soup nad feed you to dirty ass poor peopel who live down town here

At 10/7/03 01:48 AM, format wrote: go away, this dog molests strangers.

what i am away so stop touhing me

At 10/6/03 09:47 PM, sirevil wrote:

At 10/6/03 09:44 PM, allpro wrote:
do you knwo what hapoend to kaitee?

nope, I haven't seen her on AIM for sometime also

nah i even emield her... :-( she may be dead.... blah......

what a horrable thoguht youe depressing...

yah thers soo frekain many kinds of musick on this thing

At 10/6/03 09:42 PM, sirevil wrote: its all here www.allmusic.com

i forgot how much i <3 you mofo...

tehehe

do you knwo what hapoend to kaitee?