At 5/31/03 09:55 AM, -El_Diablo- wrote: Where did it spoof Fight Club?

as i said dont trust the accuracy of imdb atall as its been wrong alot but i dont think it does unlesssomoen thinks that since dewie or whtever his name was also the cop it was like jack being tyler ? yeah... but that makes no sence

At 5/31/03 01:27 AM, j3nnica wrote:

At 5/30/03 11:57 PM, allpro wrote: wow my stoer sucks somoen jsut spent 100BUX on only 2 items thats insane

im telling you colin, if youre making 2 bucks for every hundred dollars i spend, then i should just mail you the money and not have to wear a thong with your picture on it...
i like the hoodie though

you could make fromat wear the thong duh

At 5/31/03 12:08 AM, Newgrundling wrote: I should go to bed.

I SWEAR i read that as "you should go to my bed"

wierd seriously it liek way longer but hey if your liek that well sorry formats taken

wow my stoer sucks somoen jsut spent 100BUX on only 2 items thats insane

At 5/30/03 11:49 PM, format wrote: preferably cool looking. animated=teh sux for quality...

or i might make my own..

j3n web sight banner use that

At 5/30/03 10:12 PM, aIIpro wrote: lol, dude, thats the perfect shirt for you..hey those lil cartoon people kinda look like you and me...one has a soul patch, the others some goofy lookin kid...haha

yeah hes the guy in my band.... and stuff uhm its not suppsoe to be youi dont have a soul patch fool

soul patch is jsut below the bottme lip
and like no chin
im all chin

At 5/30/03 09:52 PM, aIIpro wrote: sweetness. go for it man

http://www.cafeshops.com/revengeoftheu

OMG!!!

At 5/30/03 09:32 PM, aIIpro wrote:

first off, i cant even understand half that paragraph, second, could you explain a cofeepress..is it like a coffee shop or somethin'?

yeah see lots of ng cartoons and the ng websight all have cafeepress stores

http://www.cafepress.com/

oh i can publish cds and books

i dont know you and i think your leing but uhm thats great i bet your verry ugly togehater i mean happy happy

seriously i dont think therd be alout of people to buy stuff icome up wiht but you never know huh
anywho

has anone here made one it Says the fee one Is free if youve usedthat ide like to know your expernce iwht it.. the folks at ng seem fine with the cafeepress store they got so hum becase ihave alot of ideas for stuff but hum i wonder who would buy...

At 4/6/03 09:26 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote: Allpro has hit a case of photoshopblock and can't make himself a good sig, despite the fact that he makes good ones for other people!

So use this topic to submit a new sig pic for allpro! The winner will be congratualated by NOT being killed by me.

i revived tis topic coz well iwanna see a new sig fo mee yo yeah sig are cool

i like mine and all but im sure somone can come upw ith better

well for me 98 dint have that much stuff running so you ether have low memory lots of hidden prgroams running or wierd ass unefficnt stuff

xp is more efficant wiht wahts running lets lookie

around 55,000 k of memory is bing used
12-20 percent of system resourses bing used iwht 2 messagners internet tconnction and mozilla

At 5/30/03 10:14 AM, Newgrundling wrote: I'm not too fond of them... but at least it's humane enough to offer a "sound off" button, but what's next?

floating layers that show an ad that can be in flash with sound and aimations and wont let you touch thepage below till its doen aniamteing

At 5/30/03 08:09 PM, aIIpro wrote: sorry dude, i saw the topic, and thought.."what would you do if i did this?" and since i came to no conclusion, why not? you like? if not i'll just change back..but think of this, it would be pretty cool to have two allpros runnin around wouldent it?

omg thanks malfor

At 5/30/03 07:59 PM, PsychoJester wrote: DDUUUUUUDE!
cheaptickets.com

dude the r is silent

At 5/30/03 08:01 PM, Joxa wrote: Ah well. hehe the movie zoro is working on rigt now looks great! and im a speshul gest yay!

omg im gonna pee my pants you mean hell make a new movie that doent suck? i mean not to say axe was his only good movie but....

At 5/30/03 08:03 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: Hmm, I live just North of you, Joxa in Shitland...er...Scotland.

OMG OOR WULLIE

At 5/30/03 07:40 PM, Joxa wrote: Ah well thanks,sorta glad ur not gunna stalk me haha

dood ide stalk you and kidnap you and zorro and make you my gimps jsut like in pulp fiction cept you woudnt escape yo...

uhm Anywho......

but idont live in engoland :(

At 5/30/03 07:21 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: Yeah, I agree, look at my boobies topic for example; a joke that ended up gettin over 250 replies...pfft.

well as we all know girls on ng = attetion
boobs = attention

girl someting aobut boobs who cares what she said boobs = alot more attetion...

ah the human mind is amarviously wired wrong thing

At 5/30/03 07:22 PM, Dark_Sk8er_Grrrl wrote:

At 5/30/03 07:14 PM, allpro wrote: okay the chik who first kissed me she pretned to be me for drama how creepy is this.. well its creepy trust me

hahaha, that IS creepy.

shut up shut up shut up :(
i nver saw her do it but she had to spy on some peron thy dont knwo and ptrend to be them in drama class right anywho... iwas in that drama class not cool i droped out like a motha fucka all up in that

At 5/30/03 07:12 PM, Joxa wrote:

At 5/30/03 07:09 PM, FokkerScourge wrote: Can a skateboard suck your dick?

of course it cant u fool! its an inanimate object! Jeez is that all the NG population thinks about? Sex and recieveing BJs? its supposed to gie u a laugh,im not deeply serious!

but if your skateboard was a vaccume... well thad be another story

well there is on aim..... good thing my names not even allpro on aim... yeah anywho anywho you can tell by post count as almsot noone has the sme post count as somone else and the same level avitar right hummm accualy im kinda sad noone wants to pretend to be me... wait flashback yes... okay the chik who first kissed me she pretned to be me for drama how creepy is this.. well its creepy trust me

At 5/30/03 06:23 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote:

At 5/30/03 06:04 PM, allpro wrote: okay so if them to have a bebah... (child) it would look like this (curtsy ms paint coz i dont have the free moemor for photoshop at the moment)

How did u come to that conclusion?

conclusion? uhm its a uhm not a conlusion it a prossest uh m outcome? sure...

and look see its accualy bruce campbell wiht out eybrows compair it to his book cover youll see

yep

At 5/30/03 06:39 PM, capnchicken wrote: And since I can get it with an anteana, I assume its a major Canadian network.

uhm you get cbc by antena? uhm you must have a good antna seriously cbc comes inrealyl bad in london even

anywho
:It only takes one pissed off person to change a law. The next time you want to drink a beer (In the US of course) and can't because your >18 and <21, remember that bitch who started MADD and raised it back up.

hum yeah see she had backing thats why people agree wiht madd and vouinteer for them...

drunk drivers do kill uhm drinking age should be high really
in my opnion drinking and drugs are stupid but i really think that i belive? its switezerland has a much better modle for moralty and whatnot they have legal drugs and prostutution even govenmt payed prostututes for handycaped people like quadra poligics and whatnot

and a really amzing health care system

anywho or its osme otha contry around there

uhm as per this whole icant spell issue honestly idont care ive been typing liek this along itime you think one requewt will change me? you think your the first to notice?

anywho yes freedom of the press is really messed you PROBABLY dont know the standerd thing to do for shows wiht hidden camrea sand whatever 60 minutes hard copy whtever the hell else

its really shit journalism these intervies are maipulated they say certna events happend paly a bit of tape that makes a peron look bad

a good example of this is when the wretly mic folly was inteved they showd him a tape of "backyard wrestling" which was this lame footage of some kids wrstling and hten one pushed into a chair he said it was kinda silly but when they AIRD it tehy changed it and showd this footage of people all bloody with glass and nails in there face and sowd him saying thats ok idont see anying wortn wiht that even thouhg he emnt that about the other film oh fuck off i dont care aymore im going to go watch jakie brown unles ssoming itnersting happens

thats good though do you get paied per season for the song use or episode or waht? i mean if it turns out to be like the simposns that would be nice huh well good luck

At 5/30/03 04:01 PM, capnchicken wrote: Holy shitty spelling Batman!!! I dont want to hear anyone from Canada giving advice on the Constitution while they still have state controlled network television.

Funny canada dont have any cnadain netowrks at all we have a cuple of huge corpations that own all media chum shaw and sun media ?? or somting anywho... oh and if yoru refering to cbc its yes cable not netowrk its not govemnt controld its govemnt funded theres agigantic diffrence

And I agree with spambegone that the law was probably put in place (or not put in place) to avoid lawsuits brought against photography artists, tabloid photographers and such, plus it could possibly be legally argued that it prohibits Freedom of the Press.

uhm no as press must reate to news articals published in magiznes to a number of people pornography is diffrent too...

But with this publicity and the current right to privacy movement it will probably be amended not to include unconsented photography in an area not open to public view, like a bathroom stall or your bedroom.

yeah i said that...
but you wont thers no major palyers (big companys politalc figuers)lobbing (paying money to congerss to help relections) so noone cares enough to do anying

At 5/30/03 04:30 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote:

At 5/30/03 12:17 PM, Joxa wrote:

You're not THAT old
It's alright, I still want you

okay so if them to have a bebah... (child) it would look like this (curtsy ms paint coz i dont have the free moemor for photoshop at the moment)

At 5/30/03 04:57 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: Maybe it's a clone, maybe's it's a glitch, but did anyone else see this?

thoguht i dint read waht anyone eses said one of them is uhm Bobwiz and its grri but hte i is capital I=l wierd but there diffrent letters due to the sans striff font but i think thers sans striff fonts that show the diffrence anywho

At 5/30/03 05:15 PM, benu wrote: I've always liked Verdana.
Arial is nice too, though.
Comic sans has its place, which is not long pages of text ;)

im rather sick of Veranda arial and i really hate Comic and times
i cant think of any fonts i enjoy offhand i mean oh well

At 5/30/03 04:02 PM, j3nnica wrote: yea its a fnu gaim though

naw the faster the number goes up the more pathetic you should feel

sepcily when you think aobut all hte stuff youve said.... seriouly its like grabage... oh well look im just adding to it now...

btw i have more then you j3n fewel

At 5/30/03 04:06 AM, BlGBADRON wrote: i <3 arial. but if it must get changed, please, ANYTHING BUT TIMES NEW ROMAN!

werd ron times eats ass

At 5/30/03 12:43 AM, j3nnica wrote: you should eat doritoes every day... thats the key to true happiness

*eetz*

idont like do-reat-toes