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Author Search Results: 'Allocer91'

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1.

None

Topic: Just smoked a joint...

Posted: 11/09/09 10:10 AM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 07:42 AM, Stamper wrote:
At 11/9/09 07:39 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: Hey guys... I just smoked a joint...
Well... Whatcha just sitting there for? Ask me a question...
I'm at my career making money and not being a failure!

Wow...this was a good lul to wake up to.


2.

Resigned

Topic: I Just Drank 5 Mntdew! Holy Shit!!!

Posted: 08/24/09 11:39 AM

Forum: General

Kids+Sugar/caffeine=Bad.

This proves it folks.


3.

Elated

Topic: Encyclopedia Dramatica

Posted: 05/07/09 10:07 AM

Forum: General

I love that site. It's provided me with hours and hours of entertainment!


4.

Happy

Topic: Bass Guitar Help

Posted: 05/07/09 10:07 AM

Forum: General

Don't listen to what anyone else tells you to buy. Go to a music store, look around, feel it in your hands, pluck it a little bit, see how it feels to you. Best to do it that way and find out what YOU think is good.


5.

None

Topic: The Newgrounds Stereotype

Posted: 04/22/09 09:22 AM

Forum: General

I think the outside world see's us as a bunch of whiney, at times self indulgent and overly sarcastic nerds that congregate here to talk smack about the rest of the world.

But that really isn't true ;(


6.

Elated

Topic: I have no talents

Posted: 04/22/09 09:13 AM

Forum: General

At 4/21/09 11:00 PM, STEM wrote: You're a good newgrounds poster

^ ROFL, and time to find a girl and see if you have any other talents brother!


7.

Winking

Topic: 70 year old boxer

Posted: 04/22/09 09:12 AM

Forum: General

Just try to follow in Chuck Norris's footsteps. (Serious, he's old).


8.

Questioning

Topic: The floor is made of lava

Posted: 04/17/09 09:20 AM

Forum: General

LSD Does weird things to the human brain...


9.

Elated

Topic: object just fell from the sky

Posted: 04/09/09 09:24 AM

Forum: General

It's "The thing", weird things are going to start happening inside your house and around your neighborhood, it happened to me when i was younger =O.


10.

Elated

Topic: Man Boobs

Posted: 04/03/09 01:07 PM

Forum: General

Buy him a bra!


11.

Happy

Topic: New Portals? Hell no.

Posted: 04/03/09 01:06 PM

Forum: General

Something new eventually would be nice...maybe not right now but in the long run it will be needed..


12.

Goofy

Topic: School blocks everythign but forums

Posted: 04/03/09 01:03 PM

Forum: General

Because the newgrounds fourms are highly educational and good for your social well being!


13.

Happy

Topic: I got suspended:(

Posted: 04/03/09 01:03 PM

Forum: General

So? You pissed him off man! what a crab ass if he's usually cool!, enjoy your time off.


14.

Elated

Topic: Un-Blocked in China!

Posted: 04/03/09 01:01 PM

Forum: NG News

Lol, funny stuff, happy april everyone!


15.

Shouting

Topic: Pringles, the best kind!

Posted: 03/31/09 09:44 AM

Forum: General

This thread is making me want pringles...i like the cheddar ones and the pizza ones....and the barbecue..and the sour cream and onion...


16.

Elated

Topic: It's a Boy!

Posted: 03/31/09 09:42 AM

Forum: NG News

Congrats tom!!!


17.

None

Topic: Drinking related problem...

Posted: 03/30/09 11:36 AM

Forum: General

How old are you dudes? am i fried or what?, if you're in you're 20's what's the big deal?, otherwise just say you supplied him with booze and that you're sorry, make it honest short, simple and sweet. end of story.


18.

Questioning

Topic: Space

Posted: 03/30/09 11:34 AM

Forum: General

Yeah, once people screw things up enough on earth with nuclear waste, using up all the natural resources, killing eachother, ect they'll probably attempt to go into space, as a sort of twilight zone mission to save humanity on another planet capable of supporting life...where im sure there is already some sort of life.


19.

Elated

Topic: Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Posted: 03/18/09 10:56 AM

Forum: NG News

Happy st patricks day every one! (this is posted the morning after for a reason ;) )!


20.

None

Topic: Weird kick/shake when I'm tired.

Posted: 03/16/09 10:54 AM

Forum: General

Sometimes when im really tired and i start dozing off or something, my legs will twitch a little bit..otherwise that's weird dude.


21.

Resigned

Topic: My new mouse

Posted: 03/16/09 10:53 AM

Forum: General

My mouse is crap, it keeps wigging out on me and freezing =/, time to waste more money.


22.

Elated

Topic: What kind of headphones do you use?

Posted: 03/15/09 12:00 PM

Forum: General

I use big sony's that resemble old hippie headphones, that fly off of your head if you try to head bang.


23.

None

Topic: Huge problem with weed

Posted: 03/15/09 11:58 AM

Forum: General

I denounce everything that every uneducated person has said about weed thus far. Weed to a person is how the person takes it, it's differen't with everybody. If you turn into a couch locked, fat retard soon after you start smoking weed, it's because you're a fat miserable waste of human flesh who would of ended up that way anyways. If you've been smoking for a few years and now it suddenly feels bad or wrong to you, i'd say be more careful with what you play with if you're going to be like that, but honestly.

It won't hurt you, but use in moderation. And stop drinking those beers before you smoke.


24.

Resigned

Topic: I feel sorry for hot girls

Posted: 03/15/09 11:54 AM

Forum: General

Yeah hot girls have it rough, people, even guys envy them.


25.

None

Topic: Who likes painkillers?

Posted: 03/03/09 09:07 AM

Forum: General

At 2/27/09 09:20 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: You mean things that kill pain, which in other words are barbituates, and barbituates are drugs which people often use for high effects, which just makes you another stupid kid bragging about how he takes medicine as drugs?

Barbituates are pills in a group of sedatives, better known as the original "Downers" not pain killers in any way, except for the fact that they relaxed the user. Also, people don't really use barbituates anymore, they've been replaced with benzodiazepines like xanax and valium, because doctors believe those are safer then barbituates. Again, none of those are pain killers.


26.

Expressionless

Topic: Has Saw gone too far?

Posted: 03/03/09 08:57 AM

Forum: General

Yeah they have gone a bit far..i mean it's still just typical blood and gore but it's the same thing every movie..guy with chainsaw or other weapon killing people, rooms of hidden bodies, people screaming...it's not scary after a while, barely even the first time.


27.

Shouting

Topic: So I haz this problemo.

Posted: 03/03/09 08:54 AM

Forum: General

Oh crap dude wtf? it sounds like some weird plot against you to stir up drama. If you're able, take a day or 2 off...seriously this helps, when they don't get to see you for a couple days it makes things weird in their retarded little minds. Then whenever the guy gets in your face, get back in his and say "I DON'T. WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND", and walk away, if he hits you remember, 3 times and you can hit back legally in self defense.

Otherwise, hide. Have fun dude..


28.

Goofy

Topic: what is your favorite sandwich?

Posted: 03/03/09 08:50 AM

Forum: General

The domino's oven baked sandwiches are pretty good...


29.

Elated

Topic: I just swallowed my gum.

Posted: 03/03/09 08:49 AM

Forum: General

Have fun digesting that!


30.

Goofy

Topic: "born" gay

Posted: 03/02/09 11:44 AM

Forum: General

You cannot be born gay.


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