At 11/9/09 11:20 PM, Timmy wrote: Official Statement of the Anti-Valz, Pro-Timmy Movement 2009:

Valz openly hates puppies and Newgrounds.

Statement from the Anti-Timmy 2010 movement

We can confirm that the statement from the Anti-valz movement is false. We can also confirm that Timmy hates kittens.

now you infected yourself with aids, where do you go from here?

At 11/8/09 11:26 PM, GeneralAC wrote: I got 500 lines of "I will wear my uniform with pride and respect all elders" by some cunt of a teacher in grade 5.

How the hell did the cunt teachers think you deserved that?

At 11/9/09 07:19 PM, WackyAnimation wrote: yea you kinda have to go somewhere far if you want to avoid spam

that's what i did, just keep going left.

it's happened to me twice
the first time was about 2 years ago in montana when i left the keys in there after i got to school in the morning
the second time i left them in there i was getting sometimes from the quick trip by my college a few weeks ago.

This is the last time im bumping this thread

Now im working on Heaven.

Now i'm working on getting to heaven

I created Hell

Im in the original room, theres plenty of room there

At 11/9/09 03:38 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Build it again.

Damnit gorbechav, i thought Reagan straightened you out

At 11/8/09 11:35 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Pl0x comes from getting intimate with women of questionable virtue. A few weeks of penicillin should clear it right up.

damn hooker diseases.

At 11/8/09 11:20 PM, AniMetal wrote: Who cares? Pl0x is fucking awesome.

i beg to differ my good sir

At 11/8/09 11:15 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I swear I've seen this thread before.

'l' and 'o' are close together, so sometimes it came out as ploz when someone went for plz. 'z' and 'x' are close as well, so that happens too.

but that defeats the purpose. plz is quicker to type than pl0x, thus making pl0x pointless.

come from? i know it's a variation of the please, but 0 and x is nowhere near e and you still lave the a and s to account for. Also why the hell is it used instead of please?

Sweet-tarts. mouthwatering candy goodness

Yep i got that same message also.

At 11/8/09 04:36 PM, Blue-Oyster-Cult wrote: Does anybody remember those videos that used to show on newgrounds, it was about video games and all the characters had british accents? If anyone knows, could you please tell me, i really want to watch them again. If it helps, they used to be on the top 50.

you mean this?

Decline of Video Gaming 3, by The-Super-Flash-Bros Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

mad as hell face is my first but the oh noes face comes a close second

Dimebag Darrel. one of the best guitarist of all time.

At 11/8/09 01:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 11/8/09 01:45 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

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That's because most of us aren't alcoholics.

Hey! I'm not an alcoholic!!!

I'm a binge drinker. Get it straight.

Also, it doesn't count if you're a musician.

Damn you musicians and your special exception against being frowned upon for binge drinking.

Orange drink might be good, but where it's really at is root beer floats.

At 11/7/09 06:52 PM, kikomannnn wrote: Just look at how much bigger the Leopard's muscles are in comparison. No contest, the Cheetah would get his dick kicked in.

Am I the only one who notices how stoned the cheetah looks?

At 11/7/09 06:28 PM, robin1232 wrote: Russian revolution?

it happened during world war I. it's when the Czars were overthrown and communism took over.

the OP has a heart of ice.

i rear ended someone 2 years ago in montana. i think i learned my lesson.

There's the many variations of the pronunciation of pecan. Me being from texas, I pronounce it puh-con.

At 11/7/09 05:18 PM, Archon68 wrote: I got detention for GETTING kicked in the balls.

that's just a blatant spit in the face there, i think if you get kicked in the balls, you suffered enough.

At 11/7/09 05:05 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: What about pillow fights in skimpy underwear?

That's a game girls like to play.

and a game everyone likes to watch. it's practically a spectator sport.

At 11/7/09 05:16 PM, doctorjmcgee wrote: Yeah, but I think it's impossible to rule 34 paper. So I win.

Rule 34 with paper is incredibly easy