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Response to: Have you found the Goatse pokemon?? Posted March 26th, 2011 in General

Oh, Brock... You so crazy.

Response to: How did you learn of porn? Posted March 26th, 2011 in General

Well I was at my friend's house, back in 2nd grade, and we were flipping through the channels on the TV. We found 2 different porn channels. They were called "Spice" and "Spice 2". We were actually watching his uncle's TV, so that explains why the channels were there.

Response to: How do you deal with racism? Posted March 25th, 2011 in General

I realize that I am a part of the Master Race and laugh.

Response to: It's Friday Posted March 21st, 2011 in General

I don't think there's a single comment on Rebecca Black's video nowadays that hasn't already been said by Kingsley.

Response to: USA attacks Libya Posted March 21st, 2011 in General

We might be trying to simultaneously send a message to North Korea. This shit is serious, yo!

Response to: Turn Mom In? Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

It's quite possible that she is a prostitute. I could be wrong but you should definitely call the COPS.

Response to: staging.newground s.com controversy Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

At 3/15/11 03:38 PM, dx5231 wrote: I've been away from NG community for a while. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

I feel you, bro.

Response to: Doomsday Theories Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

Somehow incorporate the Mayan calendar thing. It's pretty cool.

Doomsday Theories

Response to: Gilbert Gottfried Japan Jokes Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

He also tried that shit with 911 jokes.

Response to: I feel like puking? Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

Have a fan blow against your face. It REALLY helps.

Response to: Monster M I X X D Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

At 2/27/11 09:03 PM, Oliver wrote: >Drinking Energy Drinks for their flavour.

Well it's hard to ignore when the drink tastes like prunes and urine.

Response to: Nickelodeon Brings Back Old Shows Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

At 2/27/11 04:58 PM, MrPercie wrote:

because I can udnerstand sarcasm over the fucking internet

I bet you think im crying right now, but what proof do you have bitch

Oh snap.

Nickelodeon Brings Back Old Shows

Monster M I X X D Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

Seriously, Monster? I want Assault back, not this prune-flavored bile.

Monster M I X X D

Response to: How are you, fellow whities? Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

Nothin wrong with rulin' the world.

Response to: To Those in Favor of Legalization Posted February 20th, 2011 in General

If the U.S grows its own weed, then the drug lords in Mexico will lose tons of money and become weak. Mexico can have another chance at not being a fail-country!

Response to: Itt: John Lennon Posted February 20th, 2011 in General

At 2/20/11 04:39 PM, kikomannnn wrote: Beach Boys guitarist, right?

He was in the Beastie Boys you dumbass!

Response to: 13 year old cousin just messaged me Posted February 20th, 2011 in General

Strike up a conversation involving another one of your relatives.

Response to: Who reads anymore? Posted February 20th, 2011 in General

I'm actually almost done reading Under The Dome by Stephen King. Not my favorite, but it was pretty good.

Response to: MAD Posted January 17th, 2011 in General

I think the whole concept of MAD on Cartoon Network is kinda strange. Despite the fact that I've been reading MAD since I was 3 years old, it's definitely not a magazine for kids.

MAD

Response to: 'Vault' survival shelters are real Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

Fallout shelters are a lot more common than you think.

Response to: Why my highschool prinicpal=awesome Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 10/23/10 04:32 AM, Lucy wrote: Thats pretty cool actually. Ask him if you can meet the cast.

lol some interesting pep rallies would ensue.

Response to: Americans schools and spanish Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 7/9/10 07:33 AM, Slingshot wrote: Baseball(Which was created by Canadians)

lolno.

Response to: Butthurt Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

Great, it looks like someone just leaned a new internet phrase..

Response to: NG Gamerscore Leaderboard 2.0 Posted December 31st, 2010 in Video Games

I plan on racking up plenty more points before school is back in session.

Response to: halo series favourite guns Posted December 31st, 2010 in Video Games

The sexy scoped Magnum from Halo 1 and Reach.

Response to: New Vegas Quests are F**ked Posted December 31st, 2010 in Video Games

As much as I love the new Fallout games, they are SOOOOO fucking buggy!

Response to: Anyone else boobmark threads? Posted December 31st, 2010 in General

Boobmark? wut

Response to: What is the crime-rate like... Posted December 31st, 2010 in General

I live in the DC area, which used to be a Hell of a lot worse. The gang activity has declined quite a bit, but it is still around.
Back in the 80s, DC was one of the main areas that dealt with the crack trade.

Response to: Thank goodness for intros in porn! Posted December 31st, 2010 in General

At 12/31/10 12:45 PM, gekko007 wrote: You mean he cured cancer?

His PENIS cured Cancer!

Response to: Sexiest Instrument? Posted December 31st, 2010 in General

Meat-flute.