5,851 Forum Posts by "Aliensandwich"
Oh, Brock... You so crazy.
Well I was at my friend's house, back in 2nd grade, and we were flipping through the channels on the TV. We found 2 different porn channels. They were called "Spice" and "Spice 2". We were actually watching his uncle's TV, so that explains why the channels were there.
I realize that I am a part of the Master Race and laugh.
I don't think there's a single comment on Rebecca Black's video nowadays that hasn't already been said by Kingsley.
We might be trying to simultaneously send a message to North Korea. This shit is serious, yo!
It's quite possible that she is a prostitute. I could be wrong but you should definitely call the COPS.
At 3/15/11 03:38 PM, dx5231 wrote: I've been away from NG community for a while. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I feel you, bro.
Somehow incorporate the Mayan calendar thing. It's pretty cool.
He also tried that shit with 911 jokes.
Have a fan blow against your face. It REALLY helps.
At 2/27/11 09:03 PM, Oliver wrote: >Drinking Energy Drinks for their flavour.
Well it's hard to ignore when the drink tastes like prunes and urine.
At 2/27/11 04:58 PM, MrPercie wrote:
because I can udnerstand sarcasm over the fucking internet
I bet you think im crying right now, but what proof do you have bitch
Oh snap.
Seriously, Monster? I want Assault back, not this prune-flavored bile.
Nothin wrong with rulin' the world.
If the U.S grows its own weed, then the drug lords in Mexico will lose tons of money and become weak. Mexico can have another chance at not being a fail-country!
At 2/20/11 04:39 PM, kikomannnn wrote: Beach Boys guitarist, right?
He was in the Beastie Boys you dumbass!
Strike up a conversation involving another one of your relatives.
I'm actually almost done reading Under The Dome by Stephen King. Not my favorite, but it was pretty good.
I think the whole concept of MAD on Cartoon Network is kinda strange. Despite the fact that I've been reading MAD since I was 3 years old, it's definitely not a magazine for kids.
Fallout shelters are a lot more common than you think.
At 10/23/10 04:32 AM, Lucy wrote: Thats pretty cool actually. Ask him if you can meet the cast.
lol some interesting pep rallies would ensue.
At 7/9/10 07:33 AM, Slingshot wrote: Baseball(Which was created by Canadians)
lolno.
Great, it looks like someone just leaned a new internet phrase..
I plan on racking up plenty more points before school is back in session.
The sexy scoped Magnum from Halo 1 and Reach.
As much as I love the new Fallout games, they are SOOOOO fucking buggy!
I live in the DC area, which used to be a Hell of a lot worse. The gang activity has declined quite a bit, but it is still around.
Back in the 80s, DC was one of the main areas that dealt with the crack trade.
At 12/31/10 12:45 PM, gekko007 wrote: You mean he cured cancer?
His PENIS cured Cancer!

