5,851 Forum Posts by "Aliensandwich"
Due to the timezone differences, there are usually plenty of people online regardless of the time.
At 7/2/11 08:33 PM, bgraybr wrote:
Korea has suffered a lot of cultural problems in recent history (many of which were due to Japan) which makes Korean swords hard to come across.
Actually the recent (post WWII) problems stemmed from both North & South Korea and the Chinese.
At 7/2/11 03:41 PM, reaper-plus wrote: I also troll Facebook!
No you don't. You're probably 12.
At 7/2/11 10:25 AM, simon wrote:At 7/2/11 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote: Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.This. Also OP, bass guitar? The fuck? Probably the quietest people in the band.
Even Gene Simmons?
At 6/22/11 04:12 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Your family usually leave the doors unlocked?
From where you live must have been really safe aside from the crazy ex I guess.
My family locks the doors at night but the front door is unlocked, but only when we are all home.
At 6/22/11 03:06 PM, SouthAsian wrote:At 6/22/11 02:55 PM, estrago1 wrote: Call...the police? Seems like a good idea.Use logic! Do this!
Get a restraining order against him, and haul his ass off to jail when he breaks it.
It's not that easy..
So theres this guy who has more or less been stalking my mom since high school. He used to drive up and down my mom's street when she was younger and follow her everywhere. He's nowhere near as bad as he used to be, but he has showed up to my house (uninvited) a couple of times, and still sends us mail from time to time.
Of course I didn't think too much of it until he 'friended' me on Facebook. I pretended not to know him, and I denied his request. A couple of days later he sent me ANOTHER friend request, implying that he was checking to see if I denied him or not!
Today he called my house and claimed that he was in town, since his son apparently lives in my town (this is the first time we've ever heard of this) and this freaked my mom out. She called my dad's office, and told him about what happened. He wasn't happy at all.
Right now it's just my mom and I at home, and we've locked all of the doors since he apparently walks in if the door is unlocked.. It's basically a real life tower-defense game, so what should I do??
The Shining and Full Metal Jacket MUST be mentioned. Kubrick took way too much creative liberty with 2001, especially by REMOVING THE FUCKING NARRATOR!
Full Metal Jacket is probably my favorite...
"Me so hoorny!"
Monster Assault. It's what Jesus drinks.
At 6/11/11 11:50 PM, zooos wrote: Don't knock it till you try it. How do you know you don't like cock until you've got a nice 8incher(12 if your man enough) down your throat.
It's like a safer version of sword swallowing!
My country is the "high school bully" of the world. We are also pretty fucking badass.
At 5/26/11 09:14 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:At 5/26/11 09:13 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: The fact that he had his gun out in the view of those officers indicated that he was not only a dumb ass, but someone who deserved to die.And 70 bullets? jesus overkill much?
Police/SWAT officers just can't take risks like that, so what they did was actually justified.
Most automatics fire about 700 rounds a minute with clips of about 30. So not really.
Oh my God! I'm fucking sick of these threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is why I still come to Newgrounds.
At 5/16/11 07:31 PM, FlameRetardant wrote: I gave her the good ol' Picasso lips, it's 1:32 AM here, I'm fucking tired, can't do shit properly.
I'd hit it.
At 5/16/11 07:21 PM, Scarface wrote: Here comes another shitty Macfarlane show made for no other reason than to fill a time slot. Why don't those cunts at FOX just bring back Futurama?
Futurama really isn't THAT funny. People just like it because it's less popular than Family Guy and The Simpsons.
At 5/7/11 06:02 AM, bigsharkkkkkk wrote: hehe
Beautiful first post.
Occasionally I'll find an old, torn up gaming magazine, and rip out a page to stick on the shower wall while I stand.
At 5/2/11 07:46 AM, suprememessage wrote: I'm American, and I couldn't care less about there supposed "death of Osama Bin Laden" because he had been dead for years. He was just an excuse to keep our troops in Iraq. I'm not an ignorant fuck by my standards. I'm not goign to celebrate it.
This is why 12 year olds shouldn't be on the internet.
lolzomg I'm freaking out right n- Wait a second. Who are you?
Chris Tucker can seriously suck a dick though...
At 4/9/11 02:08 AM, Mark-er wrote: If you don't fuck her while she's asking for it, she'll go find someone who will. You better hurry bub.
Just finger her or something. With or without laser-fingers.
At 4/4/11 12:31 PM, DevourerJay wrote: muhammed isn't amused...
Indeed.
I remember watching that with my babysitter when I was like 3. Even back then, I found it kinda lame.
.Ænema- Tool
.The Downward Spiral- Nine Inch Nails
.Mer De Noms- A Perfect Circle
.The Feeding Of The 5,000- Crass
.Out Of Step- Minor Threat
.London Calling- The Clash
.Astro creep 2000- White Zombie
.Nihil- KMFDM
.Walk Among Us- The Misfits
.Ramones- The Ramones
.Gorilla Biscuits- Gorilla Biscuits
.Rust In Peace- Megadeth
.It's Dark And Hell Is Hot- DMX
.Reise Reise- Rammstein
.Naive- KMFDM
.Road To Ruin- The Ramones
.Reign In Blood- Slayer
.Toxicity- System of a Down
.Straight Outta Compton- NWA
.Thirteenth Step- A Perfect Circle
These albums are in no particular order.
