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Judging by apocalypseven's Pokemon tattoos, he is getting all kinds of laid...

Sarcasm

Why are there so many moderators?!?!

At 9/3/12 09:55 AM, TheColourAwsome wrote: My Mother lost upwards of $5,000 AUD over one of these scams. She still thinks she can get her money back. I might make a thread about it later on.

Was it a Nigerian prince?

I genuinely found the show entertaining.

Insomniac's Spyro the Dragon series. Naturally, the series has gone to shit once Insomniac gave the franchise away. Spyro is supposed to be funny and slapstick not "OMG SUPER SERIOUS DRAGON ADVENTURE WITH DESTINY AND SHIT".

I really want to play this game.

I found out that listening to this album while driving makes the experience much better.

My dad is half Greek, half German and my mom has Welsh ancestry. I'm pretty well off in terms of my roots.

Thanks guys. I used to drive more often before I went to college, so I'm not too new at it. You guys are right about the fact that driving more makes you more confident though. I have tried playing some chill music while driving and it really helps.

I've had my drivers license for a couple of years, yet I try to drive as little as possible.
I don't do much driving in the first place since my college is in an urban area, and I live on campus. Now that I'm back home for the Summer, I have the option to drive my parents' car whenever I feel the need. The problem is that I get really tense while driving, and I get nervous. I know it's silly, and driving is a part of life, but how can I become more relaxed and confident while driving? (Inb4 "GET DRUNK!")

At 10/9/11 01:48 AM, kickbutt62 wrote: Surprised nobody posted this one yet.

They are going to eat her.

At 6/19/12 02:55 PM, Travis wrote: I would buy one if I had the money.

If I did have the money, I would also be worried about getting a falconry t-shirt... which I don't want.

Congrats, now you will probably get one.

I hate how retarded people have turned the dudes in genuinely funny MS Paint comics from 4chan into "OMG LE WACKY MEME CHARACTERS OMG SO RANDUM XD". Nothing makes me cringe more than hearing meme bullshit out loud in a public place. The worst experience I have witnessed was back in highschool when some kid was like "No way man, that was like 20 troll points!" and his equally retarded friend was like "ME GUSTA XD". Fuck those people.

At 6/12/12 12:27 PM, Blazirc wrote: Now buy a Ford truck, go to church, and bash on gays and athiests as much as possible, then you have become a true american.

Don't forget the guns!

Deus Ex is for real?! Everyone, guard the Statue of Liberty!

At 6/4/12 10:23 AM, BumFodder wrote:

At 6/4/12 10:17 AM, Dent0n wrote: He was like a father to me

Considering your usernam is Denton, Im surprised you didnt type 'What a shame'.

A BOMB!

Clive Barker's Books of Blood series is pretty chilling, if not a bit over the top.

At 5/28/12 07:10 PM, SpartanBunny wrote: it's not that serious man

OK Mr. 08...

At 5/29/12 01:46 AM, Aliensandwich wrote: Oh wow. I can't believe it has been 4 years since I made this thread, and I was only 14 when this happened... Good times.

Fix'd!

Oh wow. I can't believe it has been 5 years since I made this thread, and I was only 14 when this happened... Good times.

So can I get minority scholarships now? :0

At 5/10/12 02:14 AM, Kasperkain wrote: Somebody post a funny picture or make some cheesy ass insult or something, Idc...Just make daddy laugh...

Heh.

My mask is Rocky Dennis

iPlace DEEZ NUTZ on yo face son!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 1 hour ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:

At 42 minutes ago, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:
Africa is a continent, you idiot!

Can't believe it took that many posts before someone pointed that out.
OP you have no right to cast aspersions on others stupidity.

I'm pretty sure he means BLACK Africa, which can be pretty much grouped as a whole due to their similarities. Of course there are some pretty independent/ successful black African countries such as South Africa, and Ghana.

At 3 hours ago, Crazy-Pigeon wrote: People actually watch those things? Damn.

If I watch it, I feel like defiling Newgrounds.

Dude, that's how a lot of kids even know Newgrounds exists.

It's going to take some getting used to but it's pretty slick in my opinion!

Since Google is also aboard the anti-SOPA and PIPA ship, the chances of them succeeding are slim.

Judging by the fact that it took only about a month or so to take over Iraq, Iran should really watch its shit...

Here is some reference for you guys...