At 8/2/09 10:28 AM, Catoblepas wrote: catobepasss

lol dick

Isn't that the bull that shits itself?

At 8/2/09 01:02 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: I would get a unicorn. But I love unicorns.

I think you should look at mythical creatures that have features that some how relate to you instead of just getting something that's permanent and there to look 'cool.'

Well I've always been into mythical creatures so having a whole list of them on my back would alreasdy pertain to me.

I'm definitely getting a unicorn, but I don't know what style to get it in. I'm thinking Japanese.

At 8/2/09 01:23 AM, someone-else wrote: A chinese dragon.

Perhaps fighting a European dragon?

At 8/2/09 01:27 AM, HappyYeti wrote: chimera - lions head/body, goats head, tail made of snakes

I used to be obsessed with that thing. I'm thinking I'll pass because I'm no big fan of the goat's head coming out of the middle of the body, but hell, I could make a variation on it and have it's neck come from the same place as the lion's, I guess.

At 8/2/09 01:29 AM, gibleto wrote: Cerberus. Seriously.

Give this man a raise.

At 8/2/09 01:32 AM, ninjaman9000 wrote: Hippogriffin

I believe it's called a Hippogriff. I like this, because they stand for contradiction since griffins and horses are enemies(hence the phrase"to cross griffins with horses")

At 8/2/09 01:35 AM, iscrulz wrote: World class artists, Can you afford it or even get them. Just get a huge Minotaur. Saving Money makes you happy KaBoom.

It'll be tough, but worth it. Only top quality tats for me. Minotaur under consideration.

picture is of Alkonosts

I've decided I want mythical creatures on my back each done in a different style by different wold class artists.

I humbly come to you, NGers to help me decide. I'm going to deliver pics sometime when I'm 18.

I definitely want a realistic mermaid with a mohawk by Bob Tyrrell somewhere else on my body, probably my upper arm, so i won't deliver any mermaids on my back.

At 6/7/09 10:21 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: It isn't very good, I know, but I couldn't be bothered to finish it off.

LMAO wow, thanks anyway, dawlin.

I like my men hairy!

If they don't curse, do we really fucking want the cunts alive?

I've always wanted to do it, but I'm to young to fuck up my life for a good cause.

Fuck you, American government, fuck you!

I made an angry faic patch from a build a bear workshop heart I stole, but I have no camera.

At 6/6/09 10:30 PM, YoshiRacer1 wrote: Don't worry everyone I restarted the computer and every thing's fine again.

I'm a G.

Restart your computer.

At 6/6/09 02:39 PM, XtremeofParanoia wrote: Writing a book and then killing yourself.

this

I wash my vag.

At 6/4/09 09:07 PM, Crumption wrote:

At 6/4/09 09:05 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Some of the memes are quite amusing, if I do say so myself.

Because we all know thats a good one

YOU WERE BORN A WINNER, YOU WERE THE FASTEST SPErM!

can't ban me for shouting, just look at that lower case "r"!

Some of the memes are quite amusing, if I do say so myself.

At 6/4/09 08:47 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Nobody likes a tease. Though if that's your thing maybe LightSpeed Girls might be for you.

Porn stars who won't do porn piss me off. You know, things like, "Oh, I'll make out with a girl but I won't go down on her." Bullshit. People are paying you to perform. Either go all out or go home.

I wouldn't have sex unless it was with a boyfriend or girlfriend.

...So I'd need to find a bf/gf that's down with it, then suffer with it after the break up.

If it wasn't for all the CP it'd be even better.

I've kinda wanted to be a suicide girl evere since I knew they existed. It seems perfect! I'd get to show off my punk body without having to fuck anyone!

As soon as I'm 18 I'm prolly gonna apply.

So, anyone else ever had similar thoughts?

Please see pic.

Glad I'm a girl!

*gets period*

At 6/4/09 06:15 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: I hate you.

LOL I MADE A TYPO A LONG TIME AGO

Baaaaawwwwww I'm sorry.

Let's beh frendz?

I hate you.

LOL I MADE A TYPO A LONG TIME AGO

At 6/4/09 05:11 PM, lemonsourkid wrote:

At 6/4/09 03:15 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Please and thank you.

¿Te gusta o no te gusta? (Translation: Do you like it or not?) The font is here.

perfect!

I wanna go!

Maybe I can get onea my friends to go with me, I'm not chillin with you freaks alone.

At 6/4/09 03:46 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 6/4/09 01:44 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: These dogs came from the same house that the pits that gored my dad

Hold up, elaborate?

My dad was walkin down the same street when 3 pits came after him and my little brother.
My little brother wasn't harmed but my dad was. He can't walk right anymore.

The fuckers don't have insurance so we never got any compensation and basically nothing happened except those dogs got put to sleep.

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At 6/4/09 02:26 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Oh sorry I thought you were still outside waiting for the cops to come, I figured your post would have to be made by a Iphone cause it's the only mobile device that does relatively well on NG... suppose you could post it with a PSP but who carries one of those around.

Ooooooooooh, I see. All is made clear.

It's been over 3 hours, the fuckin cops can get off their fat asses and show up now. I got shit ta do, srsly.

At 6/4/09 02:00 PM, alicetheDroog wrote:

At 6/4/09 01:58 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: It would be really super cool if someone would shop my face onto this fine young lady.
PEAS!

...if at all possible.

It doesn't have to look great, I just don't have photoshop is all.

my faic

.......oooor this faic, which ever's easiest .

At 6/4/09 02:09 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote:

At 6/4/09 02:09 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: I can't go till the cops come.

I dislike cops.

Posted from your Iphone?

Wut?

I can't go till the cops come.

I dislike cops.

Last time I went to one I wound up errrrrrr...quite sick.