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Fucking Spartans, man.
They're the descendants of Herakles.

This thread is hilariously disgusting.

boobie*
I actually don't say that anymore though.
I say breasts and bossoms.
-walks past a girl with a huge rack-
"Why, you have magnificent breasts, my dear."
Chivalry ftw.

Rock and Rap are great.

A few decades, meaning 6 or 7, 8 if you're lucky.
Btw -- Orgies every day aren't comparable to one person every other day, @ whoever brought up relationships.

Very.

Really isn't that bad, when you think about it.
The human life is only, what, a few decades, yeah?
And an orgasm is one of the best feelings you can obtain.
Why not fill those few decades up with one of the best sensations?
What do you think?

...Do Arizona Teas count?

At 5/5/10 08:39 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: ...Who puts coffee in the freezer?

Fucking idiots.

Only on Newgrounds...Can you find a post filled with this much bs.
Smh.

At 5/4/10 07:56 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Just say "Oh SHIT" then hang up.

lmao.

At 5/4/10 07:01 PM, Alaska wrote:

At 5/4/10 07:00 PM, AlexThreeKsKeller wrote: And leave her?
How do you feel about men who do?

Depends..... Is she ugly?

She's a 7/10.

And leave her?
How do you feel about men who do?

That 16 year old guy is lucky.
I've always wanted to do that.

Gfs aren't locations >.>

At 5/3/10 09:45 PM, Crazyshark70 wrote: The Playboy Mansion.

Great minds think alike :)

And could only haunt one place, what would the location be and why?
o.o

You create a work of art...
:/

At 4/18/10 08:50 PM, Jezuz wrote: I used to speak to God every night

lmao.
Idk why, this shit just murdered me.

God, that would be so boring...

"...And care what ya'll think? Lip sing, and buy a bigger size of earrings??"

^Indeed.

"I wonder if they're down for threesomes."

I was at school, and went to the bathroom to have a bowl movement.
Once completed, I reached for the toilet paper, and when I unrolled it, a bunch of dust flew up in the air from it.
It felt odd, to know that the area around my asshole was powdered with toilet paper dust.

Awesome.

I've always found it annoying how people say "microwave oven."

Fuckkk them to death.

^I didn't feel likkke searching.
I wanted someone to breakkk the story behind her in a nutshell, three to five sentences preferably.
Smh.

just a hot bitch*
about her*

To me, she was just a hot that came out of nowhere, and was hated by eighty percent of the people who I saw chatting about the.
Anyone care to fill the spaces?