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Wow @ "wo/man."
Um, Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman ever created.
0 contest.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

Nihongo o hanashimasen.

Faygo, peach flavored.
Wish I had some...

"You had me at hello."

At 8/6/10 04:48 AM, Legend7c wrote:

At 8/6/10 04:46 AM, AlexThreeKsKeller wrote:

At 8/6/10 04:36 AM, Legend7c wrote:

Bullshit im telling you WHAT you said

Not really.
You're showing me that you don't understand what I said, tbh.

At 8/6/10 04:36 AM, Legend7c wrote: Also OP so you are saying that you have never seen a real vagina before?

Also it appears you would rather look at a girls nose than her tits...

Why is the concept of reading so lost on you?

At 8/6/10 04:27 AM, AmmrbAJk2wI wrote: what about her armpits and her face?

ohohoho

I've licked a girl's (bare) 'pits before.

The biggest decision of my life today.
I have ultimately, undoutedly dediced...
That my attraction to everything on a woman...
Is equal...!
Tits, ass, hair, nose, legs, thighs, feeeet...
I can appreciate it all the same ^.^!

At 8/3/10 11:31 PM, Blysk wrote: Ok so... quite frankly...

:Anyways, my family has a history, or at least i know my cousin, had this thing with the veins in his nuts he got checked out and they fixed it with surgery and he's fine, and i think my dad, who's not my biological dad, might have had it

Lmao @ NGers.

At 8/3/10 11:33 PM, TightRope wrote: I still have all her info

PM it to me, please?

At 8/3/10 07:15 PM, NeverHundred wrote: real smooth, and New York City is supposed to be one of the more "liberal" and "open-minded" parts of this country.

Who said that?
Even people who aren't from NY know NY cats are ignorant and arrogant assholes.

lmao, I come back after a break, and this is what I see.
<3 NG.

I've only gotten once.
It was bad.
I hated it :/

At 7/9/10 01:31 AM, puddinN64 wrote:
Who says that if I go to jail, that there won't be someone who jacks off on my face? Does the "Go to jail" option guarantee that no one will shoot their sperm at my face?

Nope.
Everything that happens to someone in prison, will happen to you.

At 7/8/10 09:26 PM, chiefindomer wrote: He was too easy on her. Personally, I would have raped her after punching her.

See, YOU'RE thinking correctly.

Get the fuck out my face!

At 7/8/10 08:49 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: well if those are my options, you never said anything about the guy finishing. You just said he would be trying to finish by jacking off. So I would choose that, and before he finished... I would get up and walk away... Who the Hell here voted that they would stay for the cumshot? What are you, gay?

Nah man, just considerate.

At 7/8/10 08:46 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: I'd take the semen, for the anti ageing effects of course.

My god this pic is genius.

Would you rather:
A. Go to Jail for ten years.
B. Let a man jack off on your face.
?

I personally would take the shot of semen.
No way am I spending a decade of my life in prison.
(I'd probably have to rape and be raped anyways).

White hair is fucking awesome man.
Fuck you for complaining.

At 7/2/10 07:33 AM, dutchpeopleown wrote: does anyone have any suggestions for what is awesome in london?

Boobs man.
British bitches are known for having the most perfect breasts <3
See: Kelly Brook and Keeley Hazell.

...Who else thought he meant boobs?

At 5/22/10 05:27 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Sad.

Lmao, omg.

I think it's hilarious, and fits in the most perfect places.

Post modem depression, dude :/

People are fucking insane, man.

Great.
Great.
Fucking great.

Fuck kids.
Don't have em.
My opinion.

At 7/1/10 01:30 AM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: I saw this hawt chick today she had to have been an angel. I followed her around the entire mall noticing strange things happening around her everywhere she went.

Including the fact that you were following her...??
Why not just talk to her.