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Rate the revenge I got on my roomie Posted October 4th, 2010 in General

I hate my roommate with a passion, so I sneezed on my hand, and rubbed it all over his keyboard and mouse.
Now, I just have to wait until he gets sick, so I can laugh.
Out of ten, how bad did I just own him?

Response to: My NGers, I really need some help. Posted October 3rd, 2010 in General

Three Ks don't please women.
Women please the Three Ks.

My NGers, I really need some help. Posted October 3rd, 2010 in General

I want this girl to eat my meat, but she's a Vegetarian.
What do I do?

Response to: Google has Taken Over the World Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

Google is a god.
It has omniscience
:O!

Response to: Justin Bieber Toy dolls Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

Hardcore.
I want some.

Response to: im gonna be a site whore... Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

GL on your whoring.

Response to: your soundtrack Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

The soundtrack to A Goofy Movie, bro.

Response to: The Social Network. Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

This movie got some really great reviews.
I saw that coming.
I need to see this shit...!

Response to: Ask someone Japanese Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

I was supposed to be like you, but my parents were born on the wrong side of the world :(
How can I fix this??

Response to: Ng's First Openly Gay User? Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

Don't go jumping off of any bridges now!

Response to: How far do you think you walk? Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

Not much.
Just around my apartment complex.

Response to: Female version of the name Dick Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

Why would you be arrested?
'Cunt' sounds like a great name for a girl.
Describes her perfectly and all.

Response to: Why do black people have fuzzy hair Posted October 2nd, 2010 in General

It's because they have strong hair, duh~

Response to: 4 chan or Newgrounds? Posted September 24th, 2010 in General

I'm both a /b/rother and a NGer, so idk...

Response to: How do you guys feel about weeabos? Posted September 23rd, 2010 in General
At 9/23/10 12:37 PM, lotsofpain wrote: what's a "weeabos"

enlighten me

Oh gee, only the coolest group around!

How do you guys feel about weeabos? Posted September 23rd, 2010 in General

Don't you think we're the awesomest?

Response to: Vh1's Top 100 Greatest Artists Ever Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

Terrible list.

If she is old enough to bleed Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

Then she is old enough for me.
If Nature gives kids the ability to have their own at 13, then they should be able to have sex.
And as far as I'm concerned, the sperm of a 30 year old man works perfectly with a 15 year old girl...
So obviously, there is something wrong with this pedo business...

Response to: Stephen Hawking is an educated fool Posted September 3rd, 2010 in General
At 9/3/10 12:47 AM, PabMo wrote: Why does there have to be a beginning? A "creation" as such. Can't we accept the universe has just always been. If there was a creation point, what existed before that? There's no point asking these questions because there'll never be an answer.

Which is why idk see why we put faith into human understanding, which proves, time and time again, to not be a constant, hence it is constantly changing.

Stephen Hawking is an educated fool Posted September 3rd, 2010 in General

Really? The Universe created itself? Okay.
I'm not a fan of supreme beings, but is this all he came up with after the hours of isolated contemplation?
This does nothing but reassure religious buffs of their stance.
Smh.
Why don't humans just realize we know shit?

Response to: Sick Bitch Throws Puppies In River Posted August 30th, 2010 in General

Lmao @ these people.
If /b/ 'goes after' her, then idk wtf to say.
Soft ass people.

Response to: Recommend me some books :D Posted August 28th, 2010 in General

"Stetson," by S.L. Rottman.
My favorite novel <3.

Response to: If you were shot.. Posted August 28th, 2010 in General

"I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE."

Response to: Fact: Minxy = The New Elvira Posted August 28th, 2010 in General
At 8/28/10 03:06 AM, esko-man wrote:
At 8/28/10 03:04 AM, AlexThreeKsKeller wrote: Oh, the things I'd do to these sweet Weeabo tits ^.^!
Yes, I can see where you would get that, though I've dealt with bigger, MUCH bigger.

After a point, boobs are like penises: Size doesn't matter.

Fact: Minxy = The New Elvira Posted August 28th, 2010 in General

Oh, the things I'd do to these sweet Weeabo tits ^.^!

Response to: 3 naked fat girls are in my room Posted August 27th, 2010 in General
At 8/27/10 11:16 PM, iPumas wrote: Throw a cake in there and watch them fight to the death for it. Video tape it if possible.

Winner.
Who makes the best cakes?

3 naked fat girls are in my room Posted August 27th, 2010 in General

What do I do?

Response to: The Internet needs more girls Posted August 27th, 2010 in General
At 8/27/10 10:31 PM, ScorpionReturn5 wrote:
At 8/27/10 10:26 PM, AlexThreeKsKeller wrote:
More what?

More womens.
Basically, I want my Internet to be like a Harem ^.^.
Without the nosebleeds.
I panic when I get those.

Response to: The Internet needs more girls Posted August 27th, 2010 in General

More.
Not, 'any.'
More.
More.
More.
More.

The Internet needs more girls Posted August 27th, 2010 in General

Seriously, it's like every site I go to is a sausage fest, I'm surprised I haven't gone gay yet.
Why aren't there more girls on the Net, my NGers?

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