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I consider masturbation a hobby.
Not something I do because I'm horny(although, I am a pervert) but something I do just to do it...Even when I have a gf, or a fb, It's still a daily thing...

Judge people's intellect by concepts they themselves are able to construct...Not by how much they read...Smh @ you.

I added two Ks to my name "Alex Keller."

I'd do the bravest thing imaginable.
Interbreed with them o.o
Then use influence my half human half zombie kid to use it's powers to help us destroy the Zombies.
Fuckkk yeah.

Ingest it!

At 3/13/10 12:50 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 3/13/10 12:41 AM, thenextposter wrote:

Religion is ways to live your life spirtually or something along those lines.

This, and "Don't worry, Death isn't that scary."

My favorite slang word is "word."
Yeyeyeye.
"That's what's up" is a reg for me as well.

At 3/12/10 04:34 PM, duhidiot wrote: . I hate techno.

I'd say YOU are in the wrong, sir...>.>

I can drop a mean piece of feces in a toilet.

I honestly don't see it happening, especially in our lifetime.
Although, that's what a lot of people said about space travel in the 1950s.

At 3/11/10 07:02 PM, phsychopath wrote: . Time to go have some sexual bonding with my mother =3

I was mildly turned on by this...

It depends on the girl tbh.
If she has a phat ass, then I'm grabbin' her hair, saddlin' up, and "hittin' it from the back."
But, in general, I like puttin' her legs behind her head.

I have a hair fetish.
It's the first thing that catches my eye when it comes to women, and I have a bit of a collection.
I once smelled this girls hair, and her scent stayed with me for a good thirty minutes.
Awesomenes.

Actually, never mind >.>

I actually have yet to see a racist person on this thread.

At 3/10/10 10:24 AM, Farafor wrote: Doesn't bother me.

^^^This.

I respect the hell out of Hitler.
His charisma was godly.

Word, homie came to one of the schools in my district as well.
I had a chance to go buuuut...

At 3/9/10 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Go over to youcantunseeit.com

I hate you.

I've honestly never had trouble talking to anybody, male or female.
I don't even know what "spitting game" is.
I just talk.

Keys on the Keyboard, two cellphones, countless video game controllers, and a trampoline.

At 3/9/10 01:08 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: Weed is like inhaling the apple from the Tree of Knowledge, unless you've already stolen a bite.

I don't get it.

DJ Fat Sack.

Wtf, why has no one thoroughly enjoyed this movie?
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are normally a sickkk combination.
Damn it.
I feel like I'm going to be wasting my money.
haha.

Why do women use the "You're too special to date" line?

At 3/8/10 09:25 PM, F4Alt wrote: My personal scientific opinion is that you should stop cuming in your eyes.

I <3 it.
^Thread winner.

"Angelina."
That name has never failed me.

Green & black.

At 3/8/10 05:07 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: I'm not usually attracted to Latina's

Sucks for you...
And nah, it's not racist.
I've heard of plenty "black" males not being attracted to "black" females, as well as vice versa.

They're both pretty natural.
Females are emotional as fuckkk.
All my gfs have done that shit.
Take it as a sign that you did well.