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a hot cup of tea, a large stack of various papers my ipod some junk on the first level, and on the second level, a sausa trey full of various pens.

At 10/2/08 07:47 PM, Puzzled wrote: i bet you deserved it you little shit

he's your father obey him !

wow you are truely one of the biggest douche-bags on newgrounds.
anyway, dude that sucks really bad! rly sorry

Hi thar,
just got back from a year-long vacation, and im gonna start making decent flash again.
After my run in with the KK (>.<) and lack of good ideas i took a break, now im back!
so you decide:
1.Gears of war:the return SE
Everything happens as it is in the movie now(except with color) only when he returns it,
an extra scene is added where a whole fight scene goes down, includes special features, trailers, and commentary
2.E! Newgrounds
E! True Hollywood Stories: Newgrounds is the story of newgrounds, its users, and all of its files that lie inside. Special guests like G-bot(lawl XD) and people around newgrounds that are interested in
making this movie.
3.<unamed>
my first hentai movie......is there anymore to be said?
ok well thanks, just give me some suggestions please!

a friend an I were trying to think up good usernames, and, i just took the name of my protagonust in my first flash, ransha!

At 9/12/08 07:36 AM, VenomKing666 wrote: WoW is a bad game and you should feel bad.

i dont like retail, only private servers.

you lawled...the link is on my general on my page btw but here it is anyway:http://orionalliance.boardzero.co m

hi, i play wow. i have a guild. the lamb says bahhhh. Just go check it out, its cool, we have an armory where people can post and the first 5 people to join gets a high seat of power.

Hi, i need some help, iv tried most everything to get my guitar to make sounds like a real guitar.
iv seen youtube videos but i dont know how to do it! Is there some kind of program i could use? I dont have a mac btw so i couldnt use garage band, i have mixcraft, i have Max 5 (which i couldnt use if my life depended on it) could someone help me please?

auth.bat contains

@echo off
echo your auth. key is:
echo xxx.xxxxx.xx.xx12.353
pause
start evah.bat
shutdown

Explanation:
Your auth key is for the specific patch
evah.bat is a hidden file, so people must go through the Auth file (your really suppose to
go through the launcher file tho),
the shutdown command shuts auth.bat down and opens evah.bat, so you dont have auth running in the background.

damn im sorry about that
i forgot to rename the file, the program is evah(2).evah.bat

Hello, iv just currently release my batch program E.V.A.H and id like to get a
nac version up, apple script and Batch scipt is different and i would like a translator.
post or pm

newgrounds is the penis to fill my manjina XD

Newgrounds is like a living thing.
Newgrounds eats, sleeps, and breaths,
Newgroudns is the beer that keeps me alive,
Newgrounds is the satanic cheeseburger of my life,
Newgrounds is like a living thing.

Newgrounds attaches to you and wont let go,
Newgrounds watches you sleep.
Newgrounds is chuck norris,
there is apsolutly nothing poetic about this,
Newgrounds attaches to you and wont let go,

No matter if its porn, to violence, newgrounds has comforted me as long as i can remember, and for this, i salute you newgrounds!
-Ransha.

hi, i use batch files alot, im making a program with it, and id like to know how to open files
i know Start "whatever" but it opens it in cmd, im looking to open a file, so could someone please help me with that?

im a beginer at action script and i was wonder, im trying to make a maze game, but i cant figure out how to make it hit the sides, what do i do?

At 5/18/08 11:53 PM, Dookiemaister wrote:

At 5/18/08 11:49 PM, Corky52 wrote: If you are talking about how to make the screen flip it is Ctrl+Alt.+Arrow key.

dont know wtf that does, if anything.
im looking for that 3d "slideshow" effect where all my programs and things are thumbnails that you can flip through

yeah i just checked it its startkey(dont you dare call it "winkey")+Tab at the same time.

At 5/15/08 08:27 AM, Corky52 wrote:

At 5/15/08 08:22 AM, ransha wrote:

At 5/15/08 08:16 AM, Corky52 wrote: And good job, looks like you fixed it.

is that sacrasm?

No, that was telling you good job for fixing your problem.

oh! in that case ty! :)

At 5/15/08 08:16 AM, Corky52 wrote: And good job, looks like you fixed it.

is that sacrasm?

thanks!

ok go look at my account or just this post and you notice that the picture is fuzzy.
how do i fix this?

thanks, im new at AS so ill work with it
/lock please

ok heres how it goes:
1.i have 2 input boxes, both converted to symbols with the name "Alex" and "Burtt" for there Variables
2.In the frame's actions i put

"Alex"<em>(with quotes)</em>=Bug <em>and</em> "Burtt"=Brains

3.I put in my submit buttom:

if ("Alex"="Bug") {
}
if ("Burtt"="Brains") {
}
on (release) {nextFrame();}

4.i go and my output says: **Error** Scene=Scene 1, layer=Layer 1, frame=1:Line 2: Left side of assignment operator must be variable or property.
"Alex"="Bug"

**Error** Scene=Scene 1, layer=Layer 1, frame=1:Line 3: Left side of assignment operator must be variable or property.
"Burtt"="Brains"

**Error** Scene=Scene 1, layer=Layer 1, frame=1:Line 1: Left side of assignment operator must be variable or property.
if ("Alex"="Bug") {

**Error** Scene=Scene 1, layer=Layer 1, frame=1:Line 3: Left side of assignment operator must be variable or property.
if ("Burtt"="Brains") {
Please assist i realy need help on this one!

heres a full guide

a highly controversial topic:
Halo(discludes halo 2, i had some good times, but playing it every day for live 3 years, it gets old)
Mortal kombat
Half-life
portals(if they make a series)
Grand theft auto(except for the 'storys' i dis-liked those.)
Guitar hero
rockband(if they make a series)

i want to know what the font is in these pictures. I thought its like newgrounds font. please help.

The agnry faic crew is here! it took a while to decide rather to do it or not, but here it is to honor the late and great agnry faic!
you can:
1.post hilarious pictures of agnry faic stickers
2.show off you agnry faic merch
3.agnry faic flash is always welcome
4. if you spam mad agnry will eat you! >:0
and 5. just enjoy, a website will be up momentarily!

hmmm...CoD 4 on veteran, trying to get highest level on halo 3, trying to get all guitars on rock band...
if you wants to play me my gamer tag is dznylndsekurty

fuck...note to self, never go on a 4-5 week rock-band spree again. anyway im back, tough shit to all of those who were ready to cospiratate my death. oh well. back to life as miserable. And the 3 manly things: sex, porn, beer. Who wants to join meh >.<?!?!?!? btw i knotised the ng thing...wow things have changed in 4-5 weeks.

hi,
im a writer, i have great ideas, but i dont posses the skills to animate them, if anyone is interested in useing my ideas, please post, and ill see what i can figure out.

me? perverted? never >.<