1,170 Forum Posts by "Alexander"
eh, dont listen to some of these jerk-offs. happy b-day man!
if you have a small dick, stuff your pants, first things first.
then wear some nice cloths yknow, not ng swag, that might not be a good idea.
dont take things to fast unless she wants to.
remember, pulling out doesnt happen!!! EVAR!!! USE A F!@#ING CONDOM!!!
finaly follow man law, no wine coolers, no frilly drinks, if your gonna drink, DRINK BEER!
Under no circumstances should you have to pay for birth controll! <man law #2>
you poke it you own it! <man law #18>
order some sort of meat, if you dont it is deemed unmanly.
Make sure you give HER a ride home, not the other way around.
i must taste this taco and give my full synaps and index of its flavors, ill get back to you =s
At 10/13/08 02:05 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: Why waste diamonds on something like an Ipod? I think a diamond studded condom would be much better.
ouch...
At 10/12/08 10:33 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! PINEAPPLE IS AWESOME!
chill out
:pinnaples+bacon=amazing
win
and whole tomatos dont seem to go on pizza either, bbq sause is good tho!
i just dont like shots...
poor guy :[
second one found
-
R.I.P. Steve Irwin by KazmiroClick to view.
- Type
- Movie
- Rated
- Everyone
I dont really know how to do that thing that people are doing so here,
system of a stick
-
System of a Stick by TheDogHouseClick to view.
- Type
- Movie
- Rated
- Ages 17+
well, that guy was a real ass hole, lol.
wow....this is a pointless thread.
intro scene to gow the return 2!
lol, cock joke, no but seriously that never happend to me be4, it was like this size.
more like the size of a tennis ball.
whoop his ass southern style
fry him up in pig fat, and serve him with BBQ sause.
or in other terms(testicals) BEAT HIS ASS(cock joke)
No but seriously, if some guy was fingering my best friend, i would litteraly rip off his testicals
and bet him with them. so do as you see fit!
HAPPY cock joke BIRTHDAY cock jokeTOcock joke YOU!!!
FROM cock jokeRANSHA!
a fucking smiley just poped up on my fucking sceen on newgrounds and scared the living bejesus out of me, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?
tOo much epic ness....cannot handle.....*facepalm* that must suck for mcain :)
i would try to avoid pagen relegion on newgrounds, its realy just not safe!
but yeah, im sure there are some buddhists on newgrounds.
empire earth=ftw
halo wars=0M9 Y3Z F1N4ly l37z 937 r34DY 70 fuX0r 50M3 k0V4N3n7 4zZ
there can be no to many cocks, ever, infact, if we were to cut off cocks, then newgrounds wouldnt be what it is today! What are you saying we just have to go around and castrate all of the good jokes?? BLASPHAMY!
Im curious, how do you become a mod? Are they hand picked, or is there some sort of election?
iv been around for a while, so you'd think id know but i dont....
id rather have german chocolate, kthxbai.
i think a better question is "is cyber sex wrong" and the answer to that would be no.
Go check it out! i hope this doesnt flop! oh well check it out here!
geezus, check profile, the link is fightscene.110mb.com
its kinda just a test, i need some help, feel free to suggest stuff, if you have anything to contribute, please do!
Made in flash, so i still need to fix some stuff
At 10/4/08 06:48 PM, shade10247 wrote:At 10/4/08 06:44 PM, evilfluffmonger wrote: NG mag died a couple years ago. I don't think they will ever update it ever again. You can still read some of the interviews though.but why is there a link to NG Mag right in the header?
because you touch yourself at night
take a year long vacation...thats how i got my enthusiasm back!
and it worked!
so yeah, do it.
ps. Masterbation.
