1,170 Forum Posts by "Alexander"
At 2/18/09 05:59 PM, Podburrys wrote: The only thing your school is missing is drugs, and supplying an actual education. Luck with that.
you are oh-so wrong. There are tons of drugs on the gulf coast now because after katrina, alot of drug dealers came into town and started dealing pot, crack, meth, all kinds of stuff.
And the teaching is that bad, its just the punishment they give to all of us.
Wow. 0.0
I really didnt get the point past very well...
The point WAS that because a few irrisponcible douches did some stupid shit, we get are freedoms pulled, not that we should be allowed to fuck in bathrooms, fight, or various other bad shit.
P.S. I feel honored, LOLZILLA posted here.
At 2/18/09 08:41 AM, Jackho wrote: my school > your school
agreed.
2 signatures....cmon...
I dont think you understand what a small town i live in, petitions go a long way here. Plus is it so hard to take 3 minutes of your day to sign a petition?
Ok, so, over the last week we've had 6 fight, 2 thefts, and 3 people caught fucking in the bathroom.
They've interpreted that if this keeps up we wont be ready for life. They dont give us the freedoms of americans, so please, Sign the petition. Join the cause.
i gots me a new drum set :D. Tasty.
Well, i didnt get to wish you a christmas right off the bat, but now is better than never :D.
I hope everyone has had a good christmas.
Now if you will excuse me, i got a new drumset to jam on :D.
Peace,
Alex.
sup! gonna be doing a webshow using ng sound bored and a phone!
Come check it out from 8:30-9:30 central time.
See here!
So lately, iv started expirementing with stuff that isnt FBF.
So, i dont have anything NG portal worthy yet, but until then, give me feed back.
Unworthy Animation.
Ok i got a story today.
So im sitting in the caffiteria with some friends, and this guy named nick is sitting next to me.
I see him pull out this roach(like pot) from his pocket and empty it out on his burger.
I ask him "What do you call that?" and he replies "I call it a space burger." And i ask him "Why do you call it that?" He says "Because i feel like going to mars!" Then he laughed, fell over, O.Ded and he's in the ER right now. Real story.
Mines gone. Why?!!?
Seriously, i go and it says Batting Average:N/a.
What gods have i angered?
And how do i fix this nonsense?
At 12/16/08 08:46 AM, MyMonkey wrote: You people were messed up.
I knew what sex was.
I knew how toilets, traffic lights etc. work.
I knew girls have vaginas.
I knew there are no ghosts, santa, easterbunny etc.
PFT! We're mested up! You were BORN one twisted mother fucker.
thats cool.
I use to think that life was good and that god was real...
-thinks-
-thinks-
Well...so wait...if you jizz on the screen...it could potentially close out the porn you were on?
TAHTS HORIBLE!!!
At 12/16/08 08:13 AM, Sawdust wrote: They have fucking Buckethead, dude.
BUCKETHEAD
Agreed, bucket head is AWSOME! But Still.
Slash > Buckethead.
Sorry, its true.
Chinese Democracy, the new album by guns and roses, is gonna flop. I see it coming, they used to much synth, no slash, axle is to fucked up, and it just isnt the same.
Introducing---waste of money!
I...I...I WULD HAVE SECKS WITH SARAH PALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Win.
or fail. to early to tell.
Wrong forum to be posting in.
See here.
Please dont do it again.
I must congradulate you for this.
But you could've made a profit with the grass...
What kind of mind fuck is this?
Oh god, are the anonymous trying to kill me again 0_o?
Sure, santa exists, go here, im sure you'll find someone who wants you to sit on their laps.
Assuming you're 13 or younger XD
nothing to discuss except that this isnt that great of a thing.
/thread
a grenade covered in choclate. Take that you fat son-of-a-bitch.
I'd say 5-6/10, depending on what time of day it is. If not for my flash, then for my bbs posts.
Me:
asl?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
robot?
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
I thought you were god.
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
But your a robot!
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Then your not god.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
aparently
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i know right.
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
my question: are you god?
God:
Can you please restate the question in different words?
Me:
ARE YOU GOD?!?!
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
But you are a robot, so you cant be god!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
you're not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
NO ITS FACT BITCH!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
that didnt make sense.
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
cock
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
cock joke
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
twat faced mother fucker
God:
" I am not interesed in your anatomy."? twat faced? You do not speak with respect.
hmmm...well....didnt expect this...ill save for special occasions with friends and just have a cough drop for now.
Ok. Well, see i found this pack of cigarettes half full outside of my house. Being a curious person, i took them inside. Now im faced with a delima, im 13 and iv smoked 2 times in my life. Now. Do i smoke or choke?
Hi!
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Episodes 1-3 are already out and i expect to have 4 and 5 by the end of the week.
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Special guests, co-writers, audio artists, ect.
Sign up here!
fuck. that.
Psh i matrix out of the way.
