1,170 Forum Posts by "Alexander"
At 5/12/09 08:05 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: F: Nothing would happen- OH SHI-
G: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Sorry. But never shoot a gun in a submarine.
I actually have a story for this one.
The worse place to smoke weed would be in the middle of a police station while banging a prostitute hand cuffed to a police man.
Good friends bail you out of jail. Great friends are sitting right beside you videotaping.
Well Johnson, there are 3 things you need to ask yourself before accusing him of whackin the ol' inch worm.
1. Is he asian?
2.Is your keyboard the same color as it was yesterday?
3.Is your history still logged on your computer?
If you answered yes to these questions, thenNO! Of course your roommate hasnt been milkin the cow with your computer.
Silly Asians.
Is it possible to embed a SWF File in a form in Visual Basics? (I'm using VB Extended 2008)
Are collabs counted in batting averages?
XP
Yeah well, I've heard worse.
What, no ones interested in some La Nouvelle-Orléans amour?
Yup,
By the way. If you want to join us, simply post or PM me.
WHERE:
New Orleans, Louisiana
WHEN:
November 8-12
WHAT?!
The New Orleans Newgrounds Meet.
There has never really been a chance to meet newgrounders down in the south,
unless that is they traveled to a meet.
But this is a great way to meet your comrads down here to!
Anyone who wants to come is invited. Plenty of boobs and drinking.
And if you feel like driving 20 or 30 miles....estimate...there are casinos in Biloxi and Gulf Port.
New Orleans has plenty of entertainment such as the french quarter and many hot spots to drink at.
We'd like to see you guys come out :).
Sincerely,
Ransha
Does the same thing happen to everyone?
I got some weird like shiny sun glare type of thing.
Peta needs are possibly the most annoying cult ever.
shut yo unshaved cunt up!
Dont worry.
He'll get his just deserts in the showers...Daily.
And on the fields,
Hell probley in his own bed.
Yup, he'll get the shit beat out of him daily.
I whack to it every night.
some people decided to have sex with pigs and they somehow contracted a mutant virus that's killing people in America and Mexico
AIDs?
Thats what the government wants you to think.
Hey,
Y'know in the Halo video game series, there are hunters. And these hunters are made of different worms living in a colony? Well, so hypothetically, since stamper is made of cocks and all, hes just one big cock colony?
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At 4/21/09 07:49 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: So I sprained my ankle today, so I bring a footstool to my room. I throw it down because my foot was killing me from carrying it, and it weighed a ton anyway, but when I did it bounced and smacked my computer. I didn't think it was anything (It shouldn't be the problem, but that's the only thing I could think of), until I actually turned it on.
All the white parts of Google are all black, the searches are garbled, it won't load ANY images on the screen most of the time, and my wallpaper turned all gray.
Was it me being clumsy, or is my video card fried, what?
Well, it could be many things. But id say to be for sure, go to a local computer story, best buy, or an electronic store to get it diagnosed.
Yup i'd say that no one likes you.
so...
At 4/12/09 05:30 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Depending on the content: not all pornos have black people in them.
Your right.
Good porno have black peopne in them.
At 3/31/09 07:47 PM, Adio wrote:At 3/31/09 07:46 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Yeah man, I live in Arkansas as well... I dont know if there are many people that live here though cause NO ONE here knows what Newgrounds is LOL.What part? I'm in Pine Bluff. Shitsux hard. There's NOTHING to do here, and there's at least 5 murders in my neighborhood a year.
Mississippi has Vancleave, and the only thing thats known for is sex with peoples cousins and imbreads. The only thing ocean springs has is EXTREME drugs.
The Conficker virus and April fools bbs closing 2009.
At 3/31/09 07:44 PM, jokerscard wrote: Do the badges on Newgrounds have any real value or just there got giggles?
Nah, just for shits and giggles.
Even though i find nothing humorous about them my good sir.
Mississippi.
Have you ever heard of it?
Yeah I didnt think so.
Dr. Acula by far.
The kick so much ass.
Seriously? Is it just because no one lives in the south? Like the only think we have that is good here is our fried chicken and slaves...
Maybe?...0_0
Like really! Cmon throw me a bone!
The south will rise again!!!!!!
It was a good run guys. Well this isnt suspicious at all. The first time i come around in months and the BBS is closing? OMGZ ITZ A B0MB!!!!11!!!!
I realize that now, but still.
First things first, petitions are bullshit, Poozy's not demodded yet, is he? Hmm?
Yup. Crazy right, 1 guy 2 girls.
I so want to know all about this. A fucking threesome? And they all got into the toilet without raising any eyebrows -- oh, they're poofters. Nevermind.
Actualy, ironically, i hate living in america. I'd rather live near london, tis my favorite city in the world.
Oh you silly americans. You and your freedoms.
