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I'd very much like to get into this new trend!

Not sure of the requirements, but if someone wanted to invite me, that would be very cool!

At 7/13/11 03:25 AM, crazygiraffe wrote: Np, just remember the high fructose corn syrup part. It might not be the easiest thing to avoid, but cutting it out is a big help.

Most defiantly! I'm trying as best as I can to stay organic.

At 7/13/11 03:27 AM, Lintire wrote: Yes it will. Exercise, now. DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50, YOU PANSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...

At 7/13/11 03:16 AM, crazygiraffe wrote: That's ludicrous, and could probably kill you.

Whoa! What an informative post! Thank you for your information greatly!

You're absolutely right, I need to account for protein.

Nuts are defiantly in. As for milk, there are plenty of alternatives I can look into, as apposed to cow (almond, soy etc.). I'll check it out!

Thank you!

At 7/13/11 03:17 AM, Lintire wrote: Just eat less shit, and exercise.

Well...

Thank you for your somewhat informative, yet somehow brutal post.

Exercise is on the schedule. But I don't think just exercise will do it.

Whaaaat?? I love having my name as a username!

It's kind of like being in a club! A name club!

At 7/13/11 02:47 AM, The-Scourge wrote: Do it, see what you can become. But DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT for a second let yourself revert to your old habits or the whole system will be lost. I dislike lazy fat people but if they are actually trying like yourself to make something more of themselves it's a good thing in my book.

Thanks for your words!

It's going to take a ton of work, but I'm going to do it!

At 7/13/11 02:52 AM, tox wrote: hell.. bud you could continue to eat what ever you want, just exersise!

Thanks for your words!

Unfortunatly, chock it up to genetics or whatever you want, the way my metabolism is built if I just go to the gym, I'll only gain muscle.

I've tried the method that you've mentioned, and don't get me wrong, it does work for certain groups of people, but just not for people like myself who have been fat for like nine, ten, eleven years, simply because we've abused our bodies so much.

At 7/13/11 02:53 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: An all liquid diet sounds like a bad idea. Is that your plan forever? Just only drink juice and water and exercise? You'll have a terrible life. It sounds more like a quick weight loss thing which isn't what you need.

Thanks for your words, and you're absolutely right!

Hopefully though, with the addition of solid vegetables and fruits, it won't be just a quick weight loss thing. As I've said above, I'm just sick of meat. So much so that it's been hard for me to hold down food. I shit you not.

At 7/13/11 02:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: Don't do any extreme diets.

I know exactly what you mean. I tried the atkins diet for a while. Terrible idea.

I too am overweight and doing something about it now. Its really true that the best thing to do is just eat well and exercise. You don't need to stop eating, just to stop eating shit. Take out the chocolate and fried foods and have more vegetables and fruit. I've lost like a stone in 1 and half months. It's not like super fast but it is progress, and one that should stick because I'm not trying to starve myself stupidly.

That's my plan! I intend to cut out meat, not so much for the weight loss, but for self preference.

Good luck whatever you decide to do. If you want to talk about it with someone who know what you're going through, don't be afraid to drop me a PM or something.

Thank you so much! Good luck to yourself, and same about the PM!
Thanks for your words!

At 7/13/11 02:56 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Get used to portioning too

I've never been one to eat too much so even though I eat nothing but crap I never really got overweight

I eat a little healthier nowadays but even the foods I used to eat excessively I find myself eating less of.

The more you make out of less the better.

Thanks for your words!

Cutting portioning is also part of the plan. As an American, I'm used to ridiculous sized portions. That needs to change.

At 7/13/11 02:40 AM, Iamsofuckingcool wrote: how do you fatfucks get so fat?

I've always wanted to know, do you like wake up at night and call the pizza guy or what?

Haha. I wish I knew. I really do.
Genetics is often an excuse. Along with the convenience of fast food.

At 7/13/11 02:37 AM, MiroDK wrote: I remember reading somewhere that the whole juice diet thing can bring some problems but I don't remember.

I suggest you try to exercise more and eat a more balanced meal instead of just cut up eating by a whole.

Thanks for the input!

I've also read that an all-juice diet could also lead to problems. Hence the tweeks.

I'm also thinking about tofu.

I'm trying to cut out meat all together. To be honest, it's just not appealing to me anymore.

At 7/13/11 02:35 AM, FluffyAxe wrote: I wish you luck on your difficult journey ahead.

Thanks a ton! I'm gonna need all the luck and self control I can get my hands on!

Hey guys,

Well, many of you don't know me, and none of you know me in real life.

In order to understand this thread you need to know three things:

I'm 6'1".
I weigh 285 pounds.
I'm sixteen years old.

I am vastly overweight. I'm aware of it. I'm fat.
Whatever, it doesn't really bother me.

What does bother me is the fact that I'm a huge heart attack risk in my not-so later years.

Based on a few recent discoveries, I've decided to try to change.

A good friend of mine told me that a man who weighed something like 365 pounds lost a third of it by going on an all juice diet and exercise.

Whether this is true or not is beyond me, but it sounds legitimate with a few tweeks.

If I went on this diet, I would defiantly add the ingestion of some whole vegetables. I'd drop soda and sugars completely, drinking only water.

When I say juice, I mean fresh, homemade juice. Not the concentrate stuff you buy at the store.
I'd also like to focus on 100% organic fruits and vegetables.

I could really use a second opinion on this before I run it by my friends, just to make sure I'm not being stupid.

So guys, how about your two cents?

Do it! You only go through highschool once, why not do a few flips while you're there?

And really, who gives a shit what other people think?

You've got me hooked!

This is pretty cool!

I read the entire thing.

In my opinion, size doesn't matter. It's your flow that counts.

Absolutely. As human beings we are told to lie about the little things.

We are told to be tolerable of other people, hence lying. Then, as you grow, you learn to manipulate this for your own personal gain.

I'm really interested in the little brother story now.

At 7/11/11 11:27 PM, lalaguy wrote:

At 3/31/11 09:13 PM, Piggler wrote: Your mother's wrinkly poon.

if that is one its not anciant

That is truly classic. Thank you.

Anyway, defiantly colossus for me. Giant statues, for the win.

At 7/11/11 10:33 PM, 919CDS wrote:

At 7/11/11 10:31 PM, Alexander wrote: It's a little hard to take you seriously with your spelling, grammar, capitalization, and over use of the word 'fuck'.

I'd suggest working on that if you want to get a point across.

you read it right? EXACTLY

I'm not one to flame, and this will probably be my last post made in this thread, but it took me like four times to understand what you meant, and I still don't know what planking is.

Very bad post, in my opinion.

This is a Mortal Kombat cinematic with overdubbing. Doesn't seem very fit for Newgrounds.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/23 9889#

It's a little hard to take you seriously with your spelling, grammar, capitalization, and over use of the word 'fuck'.

I'd suggest working on that if you want to get a point across.

Ok, seriously now, was there any trace of blood in your stool or vomit?

Someone stole my pool!

I'd like to take a moment to point out that Newgrounds isn't a straight porn website.

As we do have some younger users, I would suggest keeping the NSFW...well less so then you have it going now.

At 7/11/11 01:32 AM, SexualEmo wrote: Male: Alex

D'awwww.

Male: Gabriel or Gavin
Female: Harmony or Janie

Change your aura to Fab!

That would automatically make pink socks acceptable by society!

Well, you say you may only get 1,000 hits on YouTube, but try promoting it! I hear it does wonders!

If you get enough views, you could even get a partnership!

Good luck!

I'd probably use arsenic, then make a thread on Newgrounds about it!

Oh wait...

At 6/28/11 03:06 AM, Xyphon202 wrote:

At 6/28/11 03:04 AM, Alexander wrote:

At 6/28/11 03:02 AM, Xyphon202 wrote: Try to meet all of the youtube celebrities like KassemG.

Hahahaha, yeah!

...wait who?

Try watching his videos. Look up KassemG on youtube. Watch his California Ons, and watch his videos on AsKassem.

Yeah! That's pretty righteous.

Doubt that's happening though!

At 6/28/11 03:02 AM, Xyphon202 wrote: Try to meet all of the youtube celebrities like KassemG.

Hahahaha, yeah!

...wait who?

At 6/28/11 02:58 AM, Vociferousmime wrote: Don't go to santa cruz.

We dont need any more tourists

We're driving through there, but for no extended time.
Trying to avoid the tourist look. Makes me feel like a douche.

Love is a well made blanket on Christmas Eve by the fire with marshmallows and your favorite gal!

At 6/28/11 02:19 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: California is fucking garbage.

Why do you say that?

At 6/27/11 10:24 PM, CIosure wrote: I just don't see how gay people get any action. Much less a partner.

Do you really think only 10% of the world is gay?

Alright! Thanks for all of the helpful responses!

I definitely won't be bored this trip, from the sounds of it!