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Response to: Need help with simply editing text. Posted 12 days ago in Programming

Yes, it's possible.

No, it's not likely you're going to find your answer on here.

You could get into some big trouble for stuff like this; more than likely you'd be kicked out of school.
As an academic, you shouldn't jump to such nefarious means to attempt to gain reward.

Study hard, the reward will be twice as fulfilling.

EDIT: It's true, if you do it client-side it's not technically illegal, but still just wrong.
Response to: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Posted 2 weeks ago in General

HUEHUEHUE.

Dopest special ever.

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

Geekonomicon! Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Hey folks!

If anyone happens to be on the Mississippi Gulf Coast this weekend, come hang out at the Geeknomicon Comic Convention. It's pretty cool, and I'd really like to meet some local Newgrouders!

Alternatively, what do you think about comic conventions?

Response to: Show NG your Phone wallpaper Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Art from the Dallas Museum of Art!

Show NG your Phone wallpaper

Response to: Why did you choose your username? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

My mother named me Alexander because I was destined to be a great conqueror.

Response to: Ever been cheated on? Posted 3 weeks ago in General

Yeeeeeeeep.

So then I fucked her best friend BOOM
Response to: British rap music. Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/29/14 03:49 PM, Cynicalx wrote: I prefer Rhyme Asylum.

Whaaaaaat? That's what's up!

Response to: Disney bought Star Wars Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/29/14 02:16 PM, 24901miles wrote: First teaser is out.

I'm at full mast for this sequel.

Response to: Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser Posted 1 month ago in General

Oh, lawd yes.

Now, to me, it doesn't look like they're doing Yuuzhan Vong, which is okay considering they said they're not using Extended Universe (READ: "Legends"). The dark-side character is allegedly a Sith Inquisitor, which is pretty cool, and the concept artfor him looks incredibly badass.

Furthermore, this breakdown of the trailer and lightsaber are pretty well explained, although I will object and say, historically, that Sith Inquisitors relied pretty solely on their force powers, thus utilizing Shoto-style Sabers to fend off enemies, rather than fight them. As for the cross-hilt...I'm not sure. Haven't seen it before. Pretty badass though!

So, incredibly pumped for this film.
Response to: Lil Wayne Haters.. Posted 1 month ago in General

White, southern guy reporting in.

This is a classic debate of, "What makes a rapper fucking dope?"

That answer is different for everyone. I, personally, enjoy compounding rhymes with a story (READ: Eminem, Hopsin, Immortal Technique, Eyedea).

May the record show that I used to REALLY like Lil Wayne, but I think I just kind of outgrew his stuff. The subject matter doesn't appeal to me, necessarily.

But it's different for everybody, yo! Haters 'gon hate.

Keep it real.
Response to: Ferguson bruh Posted November 24th, 2014 in General

At 11/24/14 10:51 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:
At 11/24/14 10:09 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: They failed to hold this guy accountable for what is definitely an unjustifiable homicide by any objective standard.
Honest question - do you have any sources to back this up, or are these just your personal feelings on the matter?

All the evidence appears to go directly against what you're saying.

Seriously, I don't know where people get the idea that this guy just outright killed the kid. The guys a straight cop, and if someone wouldn't have shouted, "Racism!" It would just be another day.

Response to: "Magical Journey" turns to shit Posted November 24th, 2014 in General

I had this weird, instinctual feeling that this thread was going to be about mushrooms...and then it wasn't.
It still kind of amazes me that the UK has gypsies, and even more over, that people TRUST those gypsies.

Learn from your mistakes!
Response to: Most beautiful thing you witnessed Posted November 24th, 2014 in General

At 11/24/14 12:59 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:
At 11/24/14 12:29 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: now now children.....drink milk...
We need milk for White Russians...good call.

Ah yes...milk.

Most beautiful thing you witnessed

Response to: Most beautiful thing you witnessed Posted November 24th, 2014 in General

At 11/23/14 09:14 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:
At 11/23/14 09:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Whatever I may find darling.... i'm...always...watching
Here's a nudie for my folder (I took the coozie off).

Cheers to nudes!

Most beautiful thing you witnessed

Response to: Do you wear beanies? Posted November 15th, 2014 in General

At 11/15/14 01:09 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 11/15/14 12:26 PM, Alexander wrote: My beanie game 'aight.
Nice boobs, dude.

Thank you.

Response to: Do you wear beanies? Posted November 15th, 2014 in General

My beanie game 'aight.

Do you wear beanies?

Response to: Toxic Feminists Angry Over Shirt! Posted November 14th, 2014 in General

That man shouldn't have apologized.

People should be able to wear badass shirts without being chastised as whatever label the current group is throwing out.

Hey should have been like, "Y'know why I wear shirts like this?"

BECAUSE I'M DOPE AND I DO DOPE SHIT
Response to: Classics from NG's Past Posted November 14th, 2014 in NG News

At 11/14/14 09:20 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 11/13/14 06:24 PM, Alexander wrote: Awhhhh, but what about...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918
That's from October 6th, not this week in NG history!

Dag nabbit! If only they taught me numbers in school.

I do appreciate the list though, brought back many fond memories.

Response to: Classics from NG's Past Posted November 13th, 2014 in NG News

Awhhhh, but what about...

  • Dad's Home
    Dad's Home by Sakupen

    Dad's Home! Yes, he sure is.

    Score
    4.31 / 5.00
    Type
    Movie
    Popularity
    5,773,685 Views
    Rated
    Everyone

Response to: What Cigarettes do you smoke? Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

I don't smoke anymore, haven't for a couple of months, but when I did it was Camel Menthols or (for a very short period) Madison's.

If you know what Madison's are, kudos to you.
Response to: Man Who Killed Osama Identified Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

I still have no idea how he isn't in the Brig right now.

I mean, that's pretty clearly breaking clearance.

It kind of makes me doubt the whole thing.

Response to: Igf Is A Fucking Joke (meltdown) Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

She just kind of seems like a bad troll to me. I mean yeah, she's a cunt, but the comment on how she's going to "cuckhold" Blizzard and ban all men is clearly a troll post.

But fuck her and her pathetic, wannabe sexist bullshit.

Response to: American dad is back! Posted October 27th, 2014 in General

Honestly, I enjoy American Dad. I think it gets bumped into the same bracket as Family Guy a lot, but I don't think that's accurate. The humor is much more clever, and doesn't necessarily rely on pop culture to make it's comedic points.

Response to: PsychoGoldfish Day Posted October 17th, 2014 in General

My potato is going to be so erotic. It's going to arouse the FUCK out of all you guys' potatoes.

Response to: Any way to get Tankman Figurines? Posted October 15th, 2014 in General

I wish I hadn't lost my posters in my move. :c

But at least I've still got my Captain.

Oh Captain, my Captain...
Response to: Nfl Football Is Back! (+babes!) Posted September 7th, 2014 in General

Them's my saints. Get it right, get it tight; we're going to the top this year, boys.

Response to: Sister issued common core book Posted September 7th, 2014 in General

Alright, so as someone who works for a school system I have to disagree.

Common Core is meant to change the way teacher's perform their namesake; the way they teach. It's meant to give teachers the ability to teach kids how to really answer questions, as opposed to reciting answers.

I'm not sure about the political nonsense. Honestly, if a child believes that there are only two political choices, then that is the parent's failure.

That's my $0.02, take it as you will.

Response to: A Mod and Staff Question Posted August 26th, 2014 in General

After you've seen so many stolen games and dick jokes, you really can't help but hate everyone.

Response to: Swtor And Why Do I Still Play It. Posted August 24th, 2014 in General

Okay, first things first, this belongs in the Video Games Forums.

Secondly, yes, SWTOR does suck... As an MMO. I personally enjoyed it, because I also love Star Wars.

Response to: When people say today's music sucks Posted August 24th, 2014 in General

Generalizations are the tools of the ignorant.