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Response to: What is your fav section on NG? Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 11:14 AM, AvocadoClock wrote:
At 10/26/02 06:04 AM, jamy_hamy wrote: This is a simple question do you like The Home section, The Portal section, The Games section, The Toons section, The feature section and could you vote your fav out of 10 and why?
The clock crew collection page, because I love the clock crew.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/clockcrew.html

hell ya, CC ownz!

Response to: The lock legion Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

All locks must die!

Response to: I saw the jackass movie Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 06:48 AM, thisisasignin wrote: it was real funny
I recommend it to those who havent even seen the TV show

haha i wanna see it, my bro sayz a guy got hit by a tidal wave from a trailer filled with water

Response to: SEE MY PROFILE FOR NAKED ANIME GIRL Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 11:10 AM, BigFan7 wrote: Just click my profile icon to see it people!

You really need a girlfriend...

Response to: Who's your favourite Ng member? Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 01:09 PM, TeaBagClock wrote: Wade
Tom
Hitler
ManWhitTheGoldenGun
MagicalMonkey
Joxa
Ratbert
Avo
DingleBerry
Dude4u
Soup
ResidentEmo
EZ3
AdamBomb
Shrapnel
thisisasignin
apackageofchicken
Invisocola
Cakemeat
ChickenSnack
Cryptic
Antihero
ChairmanMao
Ogre_X
PepsiClock
Knotts
Izax
Losperman
QuarterMalonClock
_shadow_
dl_monk
Adam_Z
Vibes
All the people I forgot =D

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Response to: The lock legion Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 11:02 AM, MagicalMusicalMonkey wrote: I may not ever finish my anti Lock movie, but if I do, then Strawberry Lock will realise that he can never be king of the portal, and he will shut up and fuck off.

The End.

that would be cool, an anti-lock movie. speaking of movies, the lock's have NONE

Response to: The lock legion Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 04:55 AM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote:
At 10/26/02 04:44 AM, Invisocola wrote:
At 10/26/02 04:42 AM, Ogre_X wrote:
At 10/26/02 04:40 AM, Invisocola wrote:
just ignore the locks and they'll go away...
maybe ur rite
noe lets keil them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
i changed my mind now, let's kill em hehehehe
I WILL HIT THEM TO DEATH WITH PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS>:(

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Response to: The Sock Crew Is Cool Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 8/6/02 09:48 AM, StrawberrySock wrote:
At 8/4/02 10:09 PM, Ball_Clock wrote:
At 8/4/02 10:03 PM, StrawberrySock wrote: It really is :) Join today!
wow man those r sum good reasons to join

Yes they are :)

You have got to be kidding me u fewel

Response to: The lock legion Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 04:42 AM, Ogre_X wrote:
At 10/26/02 04:40 AM, Invisocola wrote:
just ignore the locks and they'll go away...
maybe ur rite
noe lets keil them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

i changed my mind now, let's kill em hehehehe

Response to: The lock legion Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

just ignore the locks and they'll go away...

maybe ur rite

Response to: This is why I hate Clocks... Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 04:12 AM, Mini3DdoritosClock wrote: You can't hate all clocks because of one movie. Each clock has his own way of expressing him or her own self.

Woot!!!!!!!!!

This is why I hate Clocks...

Response to: The lock legion Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

At 10/26/02 01:20 AM, StrawberryLock wrote:
At 10/26/02 12:50 AM, Invisocola wrote: Does anyone....seriously...anyone, be it Clocks, clock lovers, clock haters or any Ng user give a flying Fuck about the lock Legion? an unoriginal group of losers claiming they're better than the clock crew just cause they're new, stolen or just plain stupid? They try to get new people to join but they're being hostile and unfriendly to everyone, they say shit like "Join now and you'll be spared". Tell me what you think about the "Lock Legion".
TEH LOCK LEGION OWNZ J00! J00 ONLY HATE US BECAUSE YOU PH33R OUR SKILLZ. TEH LOCK LEGION IS TEH WAVE OF TEH FUTURE, WILL YOU JOIN US, OR DIE?

is that an actual lock on ur stomach or are u just waiting to get laid? u fuckfaces are clockcrew ripoffs. "Join or die!"? what the fuck is that? Go fuck urself with ur key of glorton.

Response to: The lock legion Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

grrrr...i just hate the lock legion so much!!!!!!

The lock legion Posted October 26th, 2002 in General

Does anyone....seriously...anyone, be it Clocks, clock lovers, clock haters or any Ng user give a flying Fuck about the lock Legion? an unoriginal group of losers claiming they're better than the clock crew just cause they're new, stolen or just plain stupid? They try to get new people to join but they're being hostile and unfriendly to everyone, they say shit like "Join now and you'll be spared". Tell me what you think about the "Lock Legion".

Response to: The Clock crew sucks Posted October 25th, 2002 in General

At 8/11/02 06:25 PM, ipeefreely wrote: all the clock movies suck no exceptions.
bitches.

Is that all you fuckers can say? "Clocks suck"? Next time ask ur mama if u can go on the Big boy sites....sigh...look below

Response to: Sniper! Posted October 23rd, 2002 in NG News

At 10/22/02 01:41 PM, exaggeration17a wrote:
At 10/22/02 11:22 AM, stem989 wrote: all i can say is this tom: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Okay, I'm a bit confused... did Tom Fulp really design that shirt, or is it just an ad from a 3rd party company not at all affiliated with NG? Either way, I know I wouldn't wear that shirt. Anyone who finds it funny won't once this all blows over.

i agree 100%

Response to: Wade Fulp loves the Locks. Posted October 21st, 2002 in General

At 10/21/02 10:29 AM, AppleLock wrote: Yes it true.. Wade Fulp really loves the Locks but doesn't like the clocks. He made a Clock Crew in order to shut up fewel n00bs. Did you ever notice the ocks in Socks and Clocks? Well thats because they are facsimile's of the Locks. Locks cannot lose because Wade Fulp said so. Soon I know there will be an official section for the Lock Legion. Were like mold, we will grow over your eyes and spread across the land.

- AppleLock

How do you think people are going to like you if you act hostile and threatening......sorry but the clock crew owns and will be around until the end of time.......sigh....look below

Response to: The Lock Legion Posted October 21st, 2002 in General

hah funny, no one gives a shit about fucking locks..but clocks are here to stay

Response to: Clock Crew Rulez! Posted October 20th, 2002 in General

At 10/20/02 09:27 PM, EZ3 wrote: As of late I've noticed clock movies have been getting way to high scores for shit movies. Invisicola's movie was over 3. Watch it "Attack on CC 2". It deserves a 1.9 . And also that clockturtles one sucked bigdick and still managed to have a high score. I use to think the clocks didn't vote fifen, but they do. And somehow the new system helps. Maybe they all just want protection points.

Here's my take on this...

Response to: Clock Crew Rulez! Posted October 20th, 2002 in General

At 10/20/02 07:31 PM, StrawberryLock wrote:
At 10/20/02 06:17 PM, Invisocola wrote: I just wanna say that the clock crew is awesome! Sure i know they made some weird/crappy flashes a while ago but now they've shapenned up, now clocks like Orange Clock are making awesome flashes. And stop saying dumb repetitive shit like "Clock's suck dik" "Clocks must die" that stuff is fucking old u jealous nOObs.
Clocks are a thing of the past!! LOCKS shall take over and become the new ruling organization of NEWGROUNDS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Shut...the...fuck...up you fucking clock wannabes. Here's my advice to you: Go enjoy a big bowl of brown

Response to: The Lock Legion Posted October 20th, 2002 in General

At 9/21/02 08:30 PM, StrawberryLock wrote: Over 2000 years ago, in the year 57 B.C., my father, at the time only a lowly peasant, while journeying through the Cave of Ashunda, he came across an enchanted relic. 'Twas the Key of Glorton, an ancient device that granted incredible power to whomever wielded it. Upon his death, he relinquished the relic to me, reminding me to never surrender. With that a new era began.....an era in which Locks were Earth's mightiest force....

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING LOCKS!

Response to: Clock Crew Rulez! Posted October 20th, 2002 in General

At 10/20/02 06:23 PM, PiMPinThieF wrote:
At 10/20/02 06:17 PM, Invisocola wrote: I just wanna say that the clock crew is awesome! Sure i know they made some weird/crappy flashes a while ago but now they've shapenned up, now clocks like Orange Clock are making awesome flashes. And stop saying dumb repetitive shit like "Clock's suck dik" "Clocks must die" that stuff is fucking old u jealous nOObs.
Kissass.
But you're right, though.

watch my movies fewel

Response to: Clocls suck cock Posted October 20th, 2002 in General

At 10/20/02 04:42 PM, someones_baby wrote: your all gay.everyone of you guys are.

</idiot>

Clock Crew Rulez! Posted October 20th, 2002 in General

I just wanna say that the clock crew is awesome! Sure i know they made some weird/crappy flashes a while ago but now they've shapenned up, now clocks like Orange Clock are making awesome flashes. And stop saying dumb repetitive shit like "Clock's suck dik" "Clocks must die" that stuff is fucking old u jealous nOObs.

Response to: Clocls suck cock Posted October 20th, 2002 in General

At 10/19/02 02:58 PM, Evan_in_Canada wrote: they suck and fuck ass too. clocks are gay.

I give you a -4 in cleverness....sigh look below

Response to: Anti-Clocks... Posted October 20th, 2002 in General

At 10/20/02 04:32 PM, Lpmofo wrote:
At 10/20/02 04:19 PM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote:
At 10/20/02 03:24 PM, S1d3Sh0w_B08 wrote: ...why does it seem that the majority of anti-clocks are talentless, hypocritical n00bs who cannot think of a decent comeback. Usually their best comebacks are something involving homosexuality or the use of the phrase "fuck you" (or some variant). Just an observation. Post your thoughts here.
I agree, I mean if you look at those anti-clock movies, they are all the same, poorly drawn, poorly sounded, and have no real story at all. Then when you look at clock movies they look like they took along time, have good story, and are funny. These n00bs always say " MAN ALL CLOCKZ SUCK DIK, THEY HAVE CRAPPY MOVIES, BLAH BLAH BLAH." But when you really look at it, it seems that they are only jelous of the clock crew, because they cannot do better themselfs. I rest my case, now lest all go get some caik.
mmmmmmmmmm caik.........

Anti-clock's suck! Seriously all their movies revolve around simply killing Strawberry Clock. and saying all clocks make shitty movies. Well they've shapened up now and are doing very well and clock haters just can't seem to let go...

Response to: Enhanced voting system! Posted October 14th, 2002 in NG News

At 10/14/02 02:53 AM, CaffeineAddict wrote:
At 10/14/02 12:57 AM, ShadowCreeper wrote: I think we should be able to choose a fucking picture cuz I hate having this fucking lolliipop in my hand. I AM THE CREEPER DAMNIT I DO NOT EAT LOLLIPOPS. I EAT BOWLS OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST..................WITH NO MILK!!!!!!!!

i agree! i'm invisocola not dsome blak guy trying to show his rage against the world! i'm a talking pop can for gods sake!

Response to: Alien Hominid, Mystery Game Posted August 30th, 2002 in NG News

At 8/29/02 01:45 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 8/29/02 01:40 AM, Earlyman wrote: Please help.... For a few weeks now I am unable to view about 1/2 the new portals. You click to view the movie, game, and you get a white screen. The status bar at the bottom of the new window is working my computer and the server are communicating but after it is all said and done......NADA! I have the latest version of flash player but I don't know what to do... All I have is NEWGROUNDS. Please Help.
It could possibly be our server running like ass, although it hasn't been running THAT bad this past week (not for me anyway). Has anyone else had problems with movies loading lately?

Does Flash seem to load fine everywhere else other than on Newgrounds and the Portal?

-Tom
Response to: Malicious Crap! Posted August 23rd, 2002 in NG News

At 8/23/02 02:58 AM, TomFulp wrote: There was some fancy-pants code in Dragon Ball Z in a Nutshell that was making it secretly vote itself a 5 when people were viewing it. The "security hole" should be fixed now, so we expect its score to change a bit. :)

In other news... I think I am becoming a zombie. Day after day I have been programming level 2 of Alien Hominid and living off WAWA Carolina Smoked Turkey BLTs and Fresh Samantha's "Mighty Food" with Spirulina or whatever that green stuff is. SYNJ is also working his butt off making crazy bosses, backgrounds, animations, etc...

This next week I have to write 25 pages about Nazi Germany and 5 pages about Israeli Cinema. Other than that... I'm a programming zombie.

It will be nuts!!! It has a steamroller so you know it must be good.

Before you respond asking about Pico 2: Sorry for the several years delay, but it has been moving forward and will be picking up steam very soon, so keep praying that Jose and I will be able to finish it!

dbz in a nutshell sucked ass it was like a recording he found that he didn;t even make and like it was pretty shitty how there was only liek 4pics they were alternating thru and well it shoudl be blammed but i suppose it will never cuz there's 2 many ppl that think its funny:( o well happy u found out about that bug umm maYBE it deserves to start off at 0 votes again and have to work its way up cuz i think the user should be punihsed

Response to: Alien Hominid Update Posted August 22nd, 2002 in NG News

At 8/22/02 01:54 AM, SamuraiSushiX0Gold wrote:
At 8/22/02 01:39 AM, SamuraiSushiX0Gold wrote:
At 8/21/02 09:04 AM, fospher wrote: "Im makin a flash movie about zero and iris with music by linkin park!"

you gotta have the worst taste in music to listen to linkin park. and it wouldnt even suit a megaman game.

linkin park kiks ass mega man kiks ass ur flash kiks ass

"I bet if you spent more time on just one project at a time you would churn out thin much faster. "

on cartoons its one thing - but games - it gives u a headache man, you gotta take a break on something else. watch out for my new game - i've got a feeling it might me better than alien hominid...(or maybe not)
okay it was 2:00pm pacific and i was really tired and wanted to show im still alive jackass and The new REANIMATION CD is good from linkin park!My december is like a sad song DUDE!Zero loses iris and....well u know if u played MMX4. Aight?
So fuck u many other people enjoy it so go put a stick up your ass to pass the time.
2:00am sorry.