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At 12/8/02 02:30 PM, HornyMonkey wrote: UpperDeckchild, he has been flooding the bbs with horrible, perverted and sick gay porn and pictures. He is really irritating me and many other users. Please do something about him. What he is doing is just unacceptable!

umm lol we're getting this from a user named "Horny Monkey with a pic of britney spears topless in his sig

At 12/8/02 01:07 AM, FrogBagClock wrote: I hate you already.

WhO mE?????

OMFG IT TASTES SO GOOD!!!!!

At 12/8/02 12:41 AM, Dobio wrote: Um...w00t?

WOOT WOOT!

The clocks rule! clock haterz fucking suck! the Lock legion SuX!!!!!11 StRAwBeRry CloCk is the King of porTAl!!!! AHAHAHHAHHHAAHH!!!!!!!!!1111 OMFG cLockS OWNZZZ JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
aahhhh clock crew makes awesome FlaSH MovIeS nOw!!!! HAHAH I LOVE THE CLOCK CREW< THEY ARE SO FUCING 1337!!!!!HAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!111111111111111

At 12/7/02 01:26 AM, StrawberryLock wrote:

****waiting for Strawberry Lock to tell me "ShuT uP nOOb! JoO ph33r da Lock lEgion!"****

We never left, Just getting ready...

ummm....for?

there was this one time this fucking racist kid at my school...i was outside my math class when he comes up with his friend(his friend is my friend too though)...newayz the racist fuck starts callin me a jap and shit...sayz my country lost the war and never gives me a break, then he finally told me "All Japanese people are fucking gay" So i jumped off the bench and started beating his fucking head in (no bullshit). of course it got him off guard so i got all the punches in and had him fuckin crying on the ground........my finest moment...lol...btw i'm half japanese not full

well that whole lock legion paparazzi is finally over *whew*. a bunch of dumb wannabes who tried to topple the clock crew just becuz they like what, copied their name? lol, well good bye u bunch of wannabe fags,

****waiting for Strawberry Lock to tell me "ShuT uP nOOb! JoO ph33r da Lock lEgion!"****

Hey Tom when are we getting the massive server upgrade that u told us about a few dayz ago?

an upgrade??? OMFG THANK YOU SO MUCH TOM! seriously i'm glad NG won't be slow as hell soon!

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At 11/28/02 01:22 AM, PsychxpsilxcybiN wrote: visit the portal for entertainment, theres some really bad movies on there now, and some really good ones ;)

see SHAWNHOLLERN?? this guy's nice

At 11/28/02 01:19 AM, shawnhollern wrote:

At 11/28/02 01:18 AM, Invisocola wrote: hi i'm greg, entertain me

why?

BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TOO SHAWNHOLLERN!!! NOW DIE!!!!!!!

At 11/17/02 03:33 PM, Das_Gaylien wrote:

I know the real thing is better, but if beautiful girls wether drawn or not cant turn you on just a little bit your fags, just admit it you like animegirls!!!

You really need a girlfriend lol

hi i'm greg, entertain me

never talk ill of wade or tom, i'm not a suckup but they created this site dood

believe me lay off the amine chicks, hone ur skillz with the ones that are...hmm how do we say it...umm... REAL?

A world without chiks? *shudder*

in summary my main message is to go easy on reviews for certain movies

At 11/20/02 09:49 PM, TheNewAuk wrote: You know, in a lot of ways, a nice big wad of mucus is better than Silly Putty. No one will ask to borrow it, for one...it's cheaper, too...

hey buddy what u do on your OWN time is.....ugh n/m

Hey everyone it's Invisocola talkin:
Over the past view days I've been cruisin the portal, hangin around the most recent entries for a while. I've come across(ya u guessed it) pure pieces of shit movies. on one of them, my first thought was to write the most arrogent, mean, hateful review ever. but when i looked at the animators profile. i saw that was his only movie. then i scrolled down at the reviews for his movie and it had stuff like

"Fuck you piece of shit! that was the worst piece of shit movie ever! just fucking die!"

i have to say NG, that it nearly brought a tear to my eye. Instead of becoming an asshole reviewer that doesn't make any flash at all. This user decided to push through and try his hand at composing a flash movie for newgrounds. well as it turned out, his flash movie sucked. but the fact is that he poked his head out of the gutter and asshole NG reviewers shoveled shit in his face. This animator has my respect...why? Because he tried to become a well balanced ng user who wanted to create some flash plus he stuck his neck out from the non-animating NG users. Maybe you're getting a negative vibe from me to appraise absolute shitty movies, well if the movie is that bad, and you feel it deserves a zero, by all means BLAM IT!!! but for the reviews NG, try to go easy on them. they're obviously new at flash. I say we stop the hatred in reviews for bad movies concerning first time animators and try to give some encouragement...but it getz me so mad when even a bad movie getz flamed/swore at/ hated/scorned in the review when the reviewer has no fucking concept of flash whatsoever....i think i should finish by saying that it's a change going from a non-animator to an animator and please try to think about what i just said. thanx for listenin/readin

At 11/14/02 04:31 AM, Das_Gaylien wrote: Plzz find pictures of dead or tortured Pokemons, or any other picture wich makes a fool out of a pokemon charcter, for all to enjoy and to linder the pain I feel deep down inside :)(
(a man screaming)

umm....k....whatever getz ur jollies goin

At 11/10/02 02:40 PM, DANARKY wrote: 10 reasons why u shouldnt go out wit a girl:
1. they will drive you crazy
2. they cheat on you
3. they leave you for no reason
4. they use your money and car
5. usually they never really tell you everything about them
6. they always like your friend more than you
7. they never liked you to begin with/sympathy.
8. to them, sex is not the answer
9. they judge you on your apparence.
10. if you happen to go out with a chick, and she brings you lasanga to work, that means she loves you.

10 thing girls are good for:
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10. BOOBS! (i saw it on a shirt)

You are probably the stupidest, and i mean it, the stupidest person ever to post on NG. They do not judge by appearance, they do not use normal people..excluding u of course, but man...god u are so fucking stupid

At 11/10/02 02:49 AM, EefOofTheBeefBoof wrote: Girls confuse me. My best friend was going out with this christian girl, but then she said she didn't want to go out with him because she felt uncomfortable having to hug and kiss him in public. Then when Michael asked if they were still going out or not she said no. Then later she said she still liked him and wanted to go out with him. Now Mike doesn't know whats going on. Girls confuse me so much, they never let you know what they want.

Girls are full of mixed messages believe me, either just deal with it or call them on it

At 11/10/02 02:31 PM, DANARKY wrote: I hate to see the BBs go to waste. i want a topic with intelligent conversation going on, not about jimmy fallon or chesse. Just in 1 topic i would like to see something not stupid. please? for the sake of NG? i'm sure Shrapnel would agree with me.

for the sake of NG? THIS IS NG! a whole bunch of crap on the BBS and just having plain fun

At 11/16/02 05:22 PM, RedPIumClock wrote: damn i think this is the highest i have ever been!!! no joke

omg ur rite! Can i be your friend? plz???

At 4/28/02 12:38 AM, Afroman_0002 wrote: Hook's Crew rock on! to all anti clocks out there join our group become an official hook's crew member there's no obligation and no sales person will visit. Just send an avatar to Afroman_0002@yahoo.com make sure that it's in a winzip compressed file. Oh ya Spamburgular you can be in hook's crew just email me an avatar.

another fucking anti-clock clan...The clock crew consists of 1000+ members, urs consists of you

Now the million doller question...How big is your genetalia? BE HONEST!!!!!!!!!!!