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At 10/1/08 10:14 PM, Darkness-Platinum wrote:

At 8/24/08 02:18 PM, falz3333 wrote: 50.???

51: Profit?

Well played

Epic hue adjustment.

That's what.

At 10/1/08 09:29 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Gah I love Anberlin :D

I too, like Muse.

At 10/2/08 05:17 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: Hmm.

It seems that all the Newgrounders (besides me, more on me later) are fixated on a female's (or male's) outward appearence....

Am I the only one who actually cares if they have a sense of humor or a bit of intelligence?

Seriously, if you get into a relationship based on beauty alone, you'll get super tired of her/him.

I mean, if they're super-duper-uber-ugly, then fine, don't give a fig about them.

In conclusion, stop being so stupid...

I think I've said enough.

That is the worst attempt at 'high horse' talk I've ever seen.

Go back to masturbating to e-whores.

At 10/2/08 05:49 PM, Puzzled wrote: people just called him an idiot for darting infront of a bus

I don't care how edgy people think they are. It's still inappropriate.

One giant self-fulfilling prophecy.

Something tells me you watched the Duck Tales portion of this video by the nostalgia critic?

At 10/1/08 02:07 AM, Hemlok wrote: That show was fucking epic.

That show was fucking epic.

Catchiest theme song ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx9Wg03ar xQ

Best thread ever.

People like you need to join PETA.

Don't post if you're just going to reply with unfunny bullshit.

Anyone else remember Oregon Trail?

At 9/30/08 12:31 PM, BlurrythyRuler wrote:

At 9/30/08 11:39 AM, Alastor wrote: Watch this and die.

Fixed for a better warning.

hahahahaha

Watch this or die.

At 9/29/08 09:50 PM, MEPHILIS1337 wrote: What do you guys think of this crap?

I think you need to go outside once in a while.

get a job

Newgrounds over AIM or MSN?

that says it all right there

You're in for some major sky-fallage in the next few years.

At 9/26/08 11:29 AM, MercatorMap wrote: IN SOVIET NEWGROUNDS, MOD LOCKS COPYPASTA THREAD!

No, I'm not backseat modding, I'm just saying that if I made this, it would be locked.

Everytime a mod makes a thread like this, there's always some retard that says exactly what you're saying.

1. It's not true
2. If you tried to make a thread like this, it'd probably be locked but only because you're an unfunny and lame shithead; not because you're a regular user.

At 9/26/08 12:31 PM, igott wrote: Age/Gender: 21, Male

holy mother of god

At 9/26/08 01:29 AM, apsham wrote:

At 9/26/08 01:20 AM, echotstud wrote: Just another made up post. If you click on his profile it clearly states he is a guy so there...

Jesus christ, you people are all idiots. He's posting something he found on Craigs List. The fucking link is right there.

lmao

Music brings us together.

Dumb shitheads who identify themselves with the music they listen to separate people.

At 9/26/08 12:19 AM, lamekupo wrote: Do we all really need to know this?

Did you really need to post?

I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed, we went back to my place for more drinks. After many many drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started kissing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get into my panties. I explained to you that I wasn't willing to go " all the way" after just meeting you. Your exact words were " thats ok, we can just lay here and cuddle" i thought that was some of the sweetest words I had ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you.
I woke up to the birds chirping but couldn't open my right eye, and you were gone. I went and looked in the mirror and saw DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it on my breadspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, no it dosent end there. I went to thebathroom to wash your filth off and found that not only had you jacked off in my face while I was asleep, but you also took a SHIT on my bathroom floor.
What kind of peice of shit jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on the floor. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a long hot shower, and went into my kitchen to make some coffee. There I find you took the entire 12 pack I bought last night along with a fifth of Patron....So lets recap what happened.
I fell asleep thinking this guy was so sweet and was going to have sex with him in the morning, to waking up with dried cum on my face, in my hair, eyes, on my headboard, etc.. and walking into my bathroom to find a turd coiled up on the floor like a snake ready to attack, and to top it all off, you took all the beer and a fifth of $55.00 patron out of my fridge....
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

don't give a fuck if it's fake

I was expecting her to crash judging by that look on her face.

At 9/24/08 09:18 PM, Darkness-Platinum wrote: lol, I have to agree... We're all like... OMFGZORS I \WANT TO SECKS0RZ WITH YOU!!!!!

Don't get me wrong. I have a dick too. If there's a girl on this site who's hot then yeah, I would fuck em in real life.

On the other hand, there's that 1% of practicality in my mind. And that part of my mind tells me to not be a chodey full-on man bitch and stop getting all up on girls flaunting their e-clits.

At 9/24/08 09:11 PM, Puzzled wrote: girls get so much attention on this website

And guess who gives it to them?

YOU.

ALL OF YOU.

If you're all so tired of them being attention whores then stop putting them on their e-pedestals by feeding them ooey-gooey attention but at the back of your mind hoping they'll fly to your 60,000 town, drop their panties and fuck you.

A whole website of fucking Screech's.

At 9/24/08 09:06 PM, Xanthom wrote: It's because it took place in Japanese. School shootings are the norm there.

Are you joking?

At 9/24/08 09:04 PM, 7794 wrote: She is a teenager, but she is at the Kids choice awards. Isn't that funny?

Wow what. Don't ever make a topic again.

At 9/24/08 09:03 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Well, "anonymous" and "stanger" aren't necessarily the same thing, while "gay" and "fag" are generally seen as describing the same thing.

Fuck off.

At 9/24/08 09:01 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: It makes you redundant.

Once again, you beat me to the punch.