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At 10/7/08 09:05 PM, mamatequila wrote: I am ashamed that you all overlooked this. Alastor, please tell me there's a great backstory on this. With pictures. Please.

It was 2 years ago. My family had a spare pumpkin after Halloween so I took a dull knife, clumsily cut a hole in the side. Then I just went to town for a minute or two. I didn't bust in it or anything because that would be disgusting...not that the whole act leading up to it was sanitary to begin with.

I later drove off and disposed of the pumpkin myself.

At 10/7/08 08:44 PM, Fyndir wrote: Which one of the three images does your weekend girl most closely resemble in body shape?

Slightly more than the third one.

At 10/7/08 08:20 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Larger women used to be considered more attractive until fairly recently in western society. You find her cute, who gives a damn what anyone else thinks? Phone her up, take her out for coffee.

Hahahaha I'm not ashamed of it.

The point I'm trying to get across is that it wasn't much different than a thin girl. It sure didn't feel any different.

I mean what's a vagina described as generally? It's a wet hole you stick your dick in. I've fucked(some, not many) girls who were so hot that it looked like I was fucking a cartoon. And now I've banged an overweight girl and hell....it was pretty much the same thing. hell, I tried fucking a pumpkin and it's pretty much the same thing. Without emotional involvement, it's pretty much the same thing.

At 10/7/08 08:22 PM, Fyndir wrote: Just phone your bank first and warn them that you might be paying for enough food to end world hunger.

hahahahahaha

At 10/7/08 08:22 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: 130 isn't overweight on a girl who's like 5'6 or something, but it's not really skinny, if that helps. Would you say she was more than 10 pounds over?

Maybe slightly more.

At 10/7/08 08:18 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: How overweight are we talking?

I'm never good at pairing numbers to a girl physcially. What I mean is I don't know how fat 130 lbs LOOKS on a girl. But uh...I'll try to find an example pic later.

At 10/7/08 08:18 PM, darkfiretime1 wrote: Did you get extra cushioning? All the fat layers must have provided extra cushioning.

To be honest, I didn't find much of that. She wasn't TOO fat or anything. It's not like I fucked a roll.

I was at a small party/get-together where like 3 of people there were friends and the others were friends of friends. I had some assistance from Captain Morgan and I ended up hooking up with a cute but..kinda fat girl. My rationalization is that she had nice eyes but still...fat.

Well, not exactly fat but overweight might be the better word to describe her. It's something I've never done before and suffice to say, it wasn't bad at all.

The point I'm getting at is you guys need to try it once in your life. Not from a try-hard "Fat girls need love too!" thing but you just might, MIGHT be missing out.

At 10/5/08 09:49 PM, CherinoGears wrote: when you see it....

youll shit bricks.

Took me a while.

If you're asking anyone other than your close friends for advice on this, the answers is definitely NO.

At 10/6/08 02:25 AM, Luis wrote: Im kinky fuck off.

Oh wow. I think you just discovered the best justification for any weird/eccentric characteristics anyone may have.

them: Y'kno, jacking off to pictures of your friends on facebook is not only lame. You personify the worst of humanity
me: i'm kinky fuck off

At 10/5/08 02:39 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: They have sexy level icon pics. high level would be redundant.

True. On another note, I'd rather have my own cartoon portrait and be level 1 than be the highest level and have the 'God hand' thing.

At 10/6/08 04:00 AM, SeizureDog wrote: Finally, Tom Waits.

Nice. Well done!

Yes, they're dumb.

Why don't you just say exactly what's on your mind instead?

At 10/4/08 09:19 PM, evilfluffmonger wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/6856 38 I think that belongs here.

You are dumb.

At 10/4/08 05:44 AM, TacoFreak wrote: Any death metal.

Yep. That would dry up a vagina at record speeds.

Why do you give a damn what he cares for or how he spends his time?

At 10/3/08 06:38 PM, Deathspam wrote: You lock topic IRL?

I was trying to think of a cool real life metaphor for 'locking'.

Couldn't come up with one :/

This is pretty much how I act in real life so little to no reaction.

making threads like this.

At 10/3/08 03:40 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Yeah, I'm making fun of the threads. Thanks for ruining it so quickly.

Damnit, now you ruined it!

I actually wanted to see how many users would try to slam you for 'stealing an idea' :P

At 10/3/08 03:34 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: YOur help will be of great use for my sociology journal.

Entry #1:

omg just look at how more underground my music is than yours!

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I don't know if that's to or against my credit since I'm a fan of the franchise.

But like all new things, I reserve my judgment until I actually see it. I wish they did Dragonball Z instead. I could go for a modern 21st century version of alien invasions and relying on a renegade alien turned good's super powers.

Kind of like the story of Too Human where they put a futuristic spin on Norse God mythology.

I'll answer for the bands I actually know.

At 10/3/08 02:04 AM, maximuspower wrote: Led Zeppelin

One of the greatest rock n roll bands ever and one of the few bands to have that irreplaceable quality: SOUL

The Strokes

Interesting sound, unique vocalist. Diverse styles of songs. I like em.

The Go! Team.

wooooo

Daft Punk

Also like em

At 10/3/08 03:13 AM, MissingNYC wrote: OsAmARaMa is slacking

At 10/3/08 02:27 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: Change the channel.

Change the channel.

At 10/3/08 12:20 AM, Scary-Kids wrote: one of my friends was straight ever since 2nd grade and he has had like 4 GFs up untill 8th grade
all of the sudden he just stated he was gay..and hes been gay for 3 years junior in high school now

You do realize that the most likely thing that happened is he repressed his sexuality for personal reasons? He might be bisexual or he might not have even been conscious of liking guys in the first place until some pivotal event in his life..

There have been countless studies that show that sexual orientation is inherent.

At 10/2/08 11:48 PM, cHunter wrote: Also, notice here at The OTHER RULES and notice where it says, "ALL CAPS posting."

you're a moron

THE MODS SUCK THEY BANNED ME FOR POSTING MY GOKU PICS

They can ban too.

RIP ICE DIET

meat lovers

At 10/2/08 06:35 PM, Alastor wrote: EVERY guy LOVES intelligence in their girls.

Preemptive semantic defusal:

Intelligence means a variety of things to me such as having a good heart, contributive etc.

At 10/2/08 06:19 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: And to think you used to be a mod I respected until 10/2/08 at 06:00 PM.

Wow. What a queen.

At 10/2/08 06:19 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: And what is "high horse" talk, anyways?

To put it in a way that you understand:
Someone who comes on the forums that thinks they're better than everyone else and likely is sexually deprived and tries to excuse his lack of romantic options by calling out random strangers for having a dick and liking T&A.

Does your inner bitch feel better? Or do you want the limit increased to FIVE replies per half hour?

I think the only thing sadder than that is the few users in this thread who are actually qualifying themselves to you. "i like personality too. plz believe me"

EVERY guy LOVES intelligence in their girls. The reason why nobody talks about it is because tits and asses are far more appealing for IMMEDIATE conversation. You're not fooling anyone. You'd bang any fake titted valley girl even if she never learned division.

You're not above anyone. So sit the fuck down.