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Response to: The End of the World. Posted October 15th, 2008 in General
At 10/15/08 09:09 PM, Archon68 wrote: The Mayan Calendar ends in the DECEMBER OF 2012. (<-- remember that!)

Yeah!!!

Zeitgeist is the best movie ever!

VOTE NADER

Response to: Happy Birthday Alastor! Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

Well, it's not actually my birthday. That was in July and Sk8ergirlsomethingorother made me my annual thread.

Thanks though. Faux-birthdays are just as good.

Response to: Happy Birthday Alastor! Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

I...what

what?

Response to: Spore for free! Awesome!! Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

I think the repliers in this thread are more annoying than the OP.

Response to: hey mods 3day ban me Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

PM one of us next time.

Just for that I'll go the extra mile.

Response to: Celebs and famous guys you met Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

Met Zan Perrion who's an internationally acclaimed motivational speaker, life coach and seducer.

Awesome guy.

Response to: What is a hero? Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

It's people like you who write dodgy fan fiction.

Response to: So I just read the terms of use Posted October 14th, 2008 in General
At 10/14/08 07:09 AM, SeizureDog wrote: #1: We can break the law as long as it's for the lulz.

9 times out of 10, it's stupid.

Why? Because the user base here still thinks 4chan memes and saying shit like 'epic win' are funny.

Response to: This girl... is very dissapointed. Posted October 13th, 2008 in General
At 10/13/08 02:40 AM, DiscoveryOne wrote: damn, she really likes those books
$100 says she writes fanfiction about harry potter and link having a threesome with winston churchil or some fucked up fetish

She probably draws crossover yaoi too.

Response to: This girl... is very dissapointed. Posted October 13th, 2008 in General

She looks like Jabba and Leia's daughter.

Response to: Girl in my english class does porn Posted October 13th, 2008 in General

I like how she's into the most demeaning and humiliating sub-genre of porn.

Response to: Dragonsgrief Is At It Again [nsfw] Posted October 12th, 2008 in General
At 10/12/08 06:44 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Newgrou nds
CTRL + F Dragonsgrief

Oh that. haha

That reminds me of evildog's thong pic.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2022 96 (EXTREME MASCULINITY AHEAD. TURN BACK. HERE THERE BE MONSTERS)

Response to: Favorite color? Posted October 12th, 2008 in General

Very dark purple.

Response to: Dragonsgrief Is At It Again [nsfw] Posted October 12th, 2008 in General
At 10/12/08 06:31 PM, Bolo wrote: All you really need to know.

Thank you for that, I guess.

Response to: Dragonsgrief Is At It Again [nsfw] Posted October 12th, 2008 in General

Ok seriously, I have no idea who Dragonsgrief is. I may have seen one or two posts here and there and heard his name being thrown around a little but seriously, why is he such a e-star?

Is he cool/funny/interesting/stupid/troll/asst hatwon'tquit?

Response to: Best Energy Drink??? Posted October 12th, 2008 in General

Those things are easy to rely on. I won't say 'addicted' but damn, these things are not healthy.

For an exam, I got in 2 hours of sleep so I chucked down 3 full throttles thinking it would wake me up. What it did was turn me into a paranoid schizophrenic for an hour or two.

Response to: sausage fest! Posted October 12th, 2008 in General
At 10/12/08 06:17 PM, Nukeling wrote: you are a fucking no life trollfag; im ignoring you now.

Banned.

Also, I'm 16 you fag; on top of that i'm not a virgin

Nice! Does it feel awesome being validated by underdeveloped pussy?
Highway to the dangerzone, bro!

Response to: sausage fest! Posted October 12th, 2008 in General
At 10/12/08 06:07 PM, Nukeling wrote: Grats on derailing as well as being overly serious; whatever...you're just proving my point

Says the guy who goes all ad hominem against someone offering practical advice.

And yes, we are both proving your point. The point that no girl would go near some dick-in-hand internet hero like you.

Response to: sausage fest! Posted October 12th, 2008 in General
At 10/12/08 06:02 PM, Nukeling wrote: -.- you're 21 and on newgrounds; i have more of a life than you.

"I have a life." statements say more about you than me.

Grats on projecting your insecurity.

Response to: sausage fest! Posted October 12th, 2008 in General

Go meet girls in real life.

Response to: Music when High/Drunk/Trippi ng Posted October 12th, 2008 in General

When I've had a few drinks I LOVE just listening to chill-out music whether it's alternative rock or some really chill house.

Stuff like Zero 7, Air, Muse, The Strokes etc

Response to: An interesting realization. Posted October 12th, 2008 in General

I, for one believe you.

Congrats, brotherman

Response to: Stop being a boy and become a man Posted October 12th, 2008 in General

Inspirational post.

Response to: Make a caption for Obama Posted October 9th, 2008 in General
At 10/9/08 07:51 PM, thenewbies wrote: Here you go.

haha I like that one.

Response to: I can use Chinese language fluently Posted October 8th, 2008 in General
At 10/8/08 10:53 AM, orlando2008 wrote: But it's truth
I can use Chinese language fluently

You're also fluent in Engrish.

Response to: I can't stop smiling Posted October 8th, 2008 in General
At 10/8/08 10:47 AM, Gagsy wrote: Oh come now, there must be better things out there that make you want to enjoy life rather than a picture of a, yes, a very cute fox, but likely a very dead fox now.

And that's why you're miserable.

Response to: rig and poozy... Posted October 8th, 2008 in General
At 10/8/08 10:39 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: Shouldn't it be the other way around? You know, with Rig having lots of fun and Poozy on the verge of tears from anal rape?

I was just about to post that exact same thing.

Response to: I fucked a fat girl on the weekend Posted October 8th, 2008 in General
At 10/8/08 01:15 AM, echotstud wrote: Well skinnier girls are alot more fun if you ask me. Hotter obviously, more positions, and you don't cry at the end either

Uh yeah, you said that already.

Response to: I fucked a fat girl on the weekend Posted October 8th, 2008 in General
At 10/8/08 01:10 AM, echotstud wrote: Sorry my previous post was a reply to Alastor

What, you fucked a pumpkin too?

Response to: Guitar Hero Air Guitar... Posted October 8th, 2008 in General
At 10/8/08 12:10 AM, Pure-Metal-UTA wrote: Do you think this will put more 12-year-old douchebags out into this world thinking that air guitar is like playing real guitar?

It can't be worse than the self-important douche bag guitar players who satisfy their ego by talking shit about music TOYS.

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